THE DIRTY ARMY: nik. this justin. football and soccer player at michigan and also a total tool. this guy thinks he is the hottest thing to walk the earth, however to every girl here, he is a JOKE! he creeps on every girl he can, and SUCKS in the bedroom (so i have heard). i heard he has a really bad case of limp dick. and it lasts maayyybee 5 seconds. PLEASE PUT THIS DOUCHE ON BLAST!
How is he a football player, he would break if anybody hit him. He also looks like he only likes to partake in feminine activities…somethings amiss, I think he just likes to shower with boys.- nik