Does Victoria Beckham Have The Perfect Marriage
Posted in London, The Dirty, Would You? | July 2nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I love your site and I love how honest you are about us Woman. I have never seen Victoria Beckham on your site and wanted to ask you if you would and what do you think about their perfect marriage is that true? Ive been divorced 5 times so I dont believe it.
Answer: What a terrible picture… I find her fascinating and I did rub it out to her for about 2 weeks straight two years ago. There marriage seems legit, but I think they have a terrible sex life since she always looks stiff. I wouldn’t.
Anonymous says:
and those titties are niiiiice!
to Anonymousthehabez says:
More pics of Victoria Beckham!
to thehabezVicki Beckham says:
IS SMOKING HOT.
to Vicki BeckhamLBreezy says:
Monkey see, monkey do..
to LBreezydumbass says:
just because you’re a moron when it comes to relationships (5 times? do you think you’re elizabeth taylor or something?) doesn’t mean that no one else can be happy in a marriage
to dumbasshaha says:
WOW, the fact that you rubbed it out for 2 weeks straight to THAT is validation that your forgy, I decided.
to hahaAnonymous says:
Divorced 5 times? You sound like a real winner.
to AnonymousDR. STIFFWICKE says:
Are those Old Broads .. Grandma’s or what?
to DR. STIFFWICKEAnonymous says:
Now THAT is a refund gap!
to AnonymousSkenkeydo Jennings says:
She has the perfect marriage because she can look like that and still be married to one of the hottest athletes on the planet. She has a waify alien look to her. Her checks are horribly sunken in and she always looks constipated. She has 2 obvious balloons sitting on top of her chest (bad boob job) and is short. David should cheat on her with a beautiful woman who doesn’t resemble an alien. Just my opinion but I’m just sayin’!!!
to Skenkeydo JenningsSkenkeydo Jennings says:
She has the perfect marriage because she can look like that and still be married to one of the hottest athletes on the planet. She has a waify alien look to her. Her cheeks are horribly sunken in and she always looks constipated. She has 2 obvious balloons sitting on top of her chest (bad boob job) and is short. David should cheat on her with a beautiful woman who doesn’t resemble an alien. Just my opinion but I’m just sayin’!!!
to Skenkeydo JenningsAnonymous says:
She def one of the hottest so is he they
to Anonymousgo good together
Lafawnduh says:
OMG!!!! The singular “woman” probably gets mixed up with the plural “women” because although both are spelled with an O in the first syllable; only the pronunciation of the O really differentiates them……… moron divorcee! Go back to school instead of gettin hitched dum-dum!
to Lafawnduhwidebuffalo says:
“There marriage … ?” Its a possessive, Nik, “their.” But you don’t learn.
And *you* commenting on marriage. I don’t know if it is funny or hypocritical.
to widebuffaloBenny Blanco says:
Yeah, she looks like it would be hard to get her to do reverse cowgirl, gut buster, taxes rodeo or even a cleveland steamer…..I too use to beat it down when she look more human, now she looks like she eats fat free crums
to Benny BlancoStrate Razor says:
I would do her w/o question
to Strate RazorHarley Tat says:
You people are high. That is a great rack!
to Harley TatAnonymous says:
fact. Beckham cheats on her. I know a girl that screwed him when he was in Vancouver years ago…
to Anonymousbanglist says:
she’s a hatchet job in more places than one which is why she looks plastic.
i’ve never found any of the spice girls attractive, hopefully you’ve raised your standards nic.
to banglistLeave her alone! says:
FYI David got with Victoria when she was in the Spice Girls and he was a nothing Just because everybody wants him because he’s rich now remember that! She stood by him from the beginning,picked out his clothes and gave him style.So don’t give her sht because all bitches even 300 lb ones think they are better than her she does’nt need to hear how hot her husband is at all times like she’s ugly! she’s not they have been married for years have children and are happy so get over yourselves! Worry about your own damn relationships! Nik that was one of the funniest comments you ever made rubbed it out to her for 2 weeks straight lol!
to Leave her alone!really?! says:
Im always so surprised to hear people think she is so hot?! she is so sunken in..yuk she looks like a robot..
to really?!Anonymous says:
i know the chick that fcked david beckham when he was in van dirty!!!
to AnonymousMotorboat Captain says:
She looks like a skeleton with skin stretched over it. Fugly as hell!
to Motorboat CaptainHUNDO says:
BWWAAAHHAHAHAAHAAAAA!!! You little boys agree w/ whatever the F Nik says!!! This has now gone beyond a social experiment, Nik, can we please end the madness? I mean you have your solution: humans — guys specifically — are a bunch of F’ing sheep.
Seriously. Does anybody think ANYBODY can consider this f00kin freak w/ two halves of a cantaloupe bolted to her chest bones in some way, shape, or form ATTRACTIVE???
BWWAAAHHAHAHAAHAAAAA!!!
to HUNDOoldguy70 says:
thank you
to oldguy70Strate Razor says:
Hell no – we aint takeing her home to dad, but we would break a sweet pounding her ass, CANTALOUPES OR NOT! She has a tight body and for that she deserves the gregs.
to Strate RazorLesson for the Ignorant says:
For the amount of fame and money she has (& was born wealthy might I add), she comes off with a lot of personality and charisma in interviews. I admire her a lot as a person. The paparazzi pics don’t show who she is really is. David also seems like a genuinely nice guy.
to Lesson for the IgnorantAnonymous says:
They both cheat, come on now people. They make money of their relationship and family but happen to be smart about it. They will forever be laughing their way to to the bank, while still profiting on everyone elses obsession with them!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
She has the perfect marriage and the perfect coconut shells. I wonder if brave Sir David makes them clip, clop, clip, clop.
to Anonymousinsider says:
besides the fact david has been banging half of the models in LA. One of the agents at Warning hooked him up on a REGULAR BASIS.. heard she has her fun too though
to insiderSteve says:
Nic. you are full of shi you fame whore, you wouldn’t do that donkey face.
to SteveDavinci says:
i think she has fantastic +2′s but for some reason all the pics that are taken of her she shows no emotion. I think home boy Beckham should F**k her more A**l style. Do the DA crew think that might help?
to DavinciF that says:
Her hubby was publicly outed as having an affair with the nanny a few yrs back. Amazed nobody remembers that
to F thatwifeofsickening says:
didnt he get caught cheating on her a few yrs back?shes pretty robotic though.
to wifeofsickening