THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Introducing Matt Fl**, simply he is a doucher. This kid goes to slo with the thought of escaping his past as a cry baby bitch from his home town of san clemente. Little did we know that in SLo town as well he is highly regarded as a miss nancy butthole muncher, cock gobbler, nobby licking rusty trombone giving pipeline bitch as.  The first pic is his coming out party which a bunch of girls threw for hi,m.

I’m sure this was sent in as a joke but I think you may be on to something…I believe he may be holding his greg back being so close to a couple other topless guys.  I’m calling forgy on this forgy.- nik