THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Michael M***d. He was dishonorably discharged from the air force a few months ago for going AWOL not once, not twice, but THREE times. He still has on his myspace that he is in the air force and stationed in south carolina when in reality he is an unemployed loser who has to live in his friends basement because even his own parents don’t want him around anymore! He claims to have tried to kill himself 12 times now and I’m starting to wonder if he will ever succeed? He also still takes pics of himself in his uniform to make girls think hes hot sh*t and want to screw him. But really Nik, what self respecting girl wants to screw such a disgrace to our country? Please blow this guy up so girls know to stay away!
I stopped reading after I noticed you didn’t say thrice…but seriously…this guy blows (literally).- nik