Hanley Ramirez Is A Cheating Prick


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, last Friday night after the Dbacks game Hanley Ramirez invited my friend Courtney to go out with them, she gave him her number and hes been texting (begging) to hangout with her all Saturday.  I had never heard of him before so I googled him and this is what I found.  “Hanley has developed into a leader on the field, in the clubhouse, as well as at home. He is a loving husband to his wife Elisabeth, and an incredible father to his two sons, three year old Hanley Jr. and recently born Hansel. He has always cared about his family”.  Hahah baseball players are dirt bags! Wonder how his wife would feel seeing these texts?

Hanley can you please stop texting Courtney.  I think it is making her uncomfortable.  Let’s all learn from this and delete each others contact information, for the children.אלוהים יברך .- nik

**ארי הזהב הוא מלחך הכדור. אני אומר את זה בצורה יפה.


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  1. July 14, 2010 at 2:08 pm

    SickoRICKO says:

    Ari Gold is a ball licker. I say this nicely. God Bless.

    Reply to SickoRICKO
    • July 14, 2010 at 3:38 pm

      Anonymous says:

      you filthy,filth little whore.sounds like someones fat c blocking friend is jealous

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  2. July 14, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    Dustin says:

    Ari Gold is what?

    Reply to Dustin
  3. July 14, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    Krissy says:

    So, another SoBe sloot gets rejected by a ballplayer, she decides to send a spiteful email here, WITH NO PROOF WHATSOEVER, and crazy Nik LLLL*mas Ab*di K*rdashian puts it right up no questions asked. Just another day.

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    • July 14, 2010 at 5:26 pm

      ReKa says:

      Hanley is known to chase after bar sloots. He snacks on them and goes back to his wife. She knows exactly who she’s married to, a man whore, and she accepts that as long as he comes back to her. So whats the big deal?

      Reply to ReKa
  4. July 14, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    Anonymous says:

    איפה היהודים יושבים במכונית? במאפרה.

    Reply to Anonymous
  5. July 14, 2010 at 2:23 pm

    Mike Hunt says:

    Nik, what’s with the hebrew?

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  6. July 14, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    JFK says:

    Ari is a ball licker?

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  7. July 14, 2010 at 2:32 pm

    (_(_)=====D - - - - - - says:

    Ari is a Ball Licker!!! No need to say it nicely though…..

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  8. July 14, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    Isaac Rubenstein says:

    Your Hebrew could use a little work, Nik. Copying/pasting directly from Google Translate makes a good sentence does not.

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  9. July 14, 2010 at 2:41 pm

    tlc13 says:

    ** Translation please **

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  10. July 14, 2010 at 2:45 pm

    whatever says:

    the girl that gave a guy her number only because he is pro athlete is soooo much better. Listen ladies, they are all married. If they were regular guys none of you girls would even give them the time of day… two to one she stills sleeps with him

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    • July 14, 2010 at 3:22 pm

      peter fitzinwel says:

      agreed.

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    • July 14, 2010 at 3:21 pm

      Anonymous says:

      And if they’re not married, they have girlfriends. And if they don’t have girlfriends, they are still sleeping with at least 2 different girls a week. C’mon ladies. Don’t be dumb.

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      • July 14, 2010 at 4:17 pm

        Weston from SONS says:

        two? Thats weak numbers for a rich pro athlete. I could do 3 easily as a 30K milli

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  11. July 14, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    Fredi Gonzales says:

    Fcuken skumbag

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  12. July 14, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    t says:

    yeah, but he is saying he licks balls (literally some kind of sports ball) not an actual nut sack!

    Reply to t
  13. July 14, 2010 at 3:02 pm

    pony says:

    TRANSLATION PLEASE

    Reply to pony
  14. July 14, 2010 at 3:04 pm

    dev says:

    Hanley is a douche… but then again.. his wife, Elisabeth, does have a 7head.

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  15. July 14, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    El_K says:

    and the wives of these guys were the groupies that got their meat hooks into them first

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  16. July 14, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    Yeah ok says:

    Ok, so I can go online, find any athletes picture and post it up here on the Dirty. Make a BS story about this athlete texting me all the time. Just because some of you hate certain players, doesn’t mean you can make lies up about them.

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  17. July 14, 2010 at 4:11 pm

    Flaagirl says:

    Hanley did the same to me!

    Reply to Flaagirl
  18. July 14, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    Anonymous says:

    HILARIOUS!!!! POOR ARI CAN’T CATCH A BREAK!!!

    Reply to Anonymous
  19. July 14, 2010 at 5:42 pm

    Eddie says:

    Aryan the gold is Mlhh the ball. I say this in the pretty form

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  20. July 14, 2010 at 5:51 pm

    SheldonBlack says:

    This post is lame and your friend is a dick tease

    Reply to SheldonBlack
  21. July 15, 2010 at 7:00 am

    Anonymous says:

    What is a lapping ball?

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  22. July 15, 2010 at 7:54 am

    Anonymous says:

    I’ve met numerous pro athletes – they all do the same thing – texting constantly, super nice, want to see you – then you discover they’re married. i think it’s sad really. I feel sorry for their wives. I met one guy – played for the Yankees – found out a few weeks later he picked me up just days after his anniversary. Not nice. Some chicks go ahead and sleep with these guys anyways because they get a sense of self importance afterwards…that’s even more pathetic.

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    • July 15, 2010 at 6:35 pm

      vegasgal says:

      Same thing happened to my friend. She met this NFL player, he’s all mister nice guy and after a month of dating she finds out he’s engaged to another girl and they have two kids together. Athletes suck.

      Reply to vegasgal
  23. July 15, 2010 at 12:14 pm

    courtney's friend says:

    i was at this game with courtney & read every single text this guy sent to her, he’s a cheating manwhore. no ones making this sht up and putting it on the dirty… baseball players are one in the same.

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  24. July 15, 2010 at 1:54 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Whatever happened to players playing baseball? Since when has scoping out fans at a game help improve your batting average? And another thing its not wrong for a girl to give out her number, however it is wrong for a married man to ask.

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  25. July 20, 2010 at 3:51 pm

    bullsht. says:

    I’m calling bullsht on this story.

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  26. July 26, 2010 at 12:22 pm

    Anonymous says:

    IS HE INTO BLACK GIRLS OR IS COURTNEY A DUMB WHITE BLONDE

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  27. August 2, 2010 at 12:34 pm

    Tray says:

    Calling bullsh*t on this as well. Marlins had a gm the next day and I doubt Hanley was scoping for women in the crowd. A club maybe….but this story has a 99.9% chance of being made up. HANLEY>

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  28. December 27, 2010 at 9:11 am

    nfl wife says:

    You have to fault the husbands as well as these little sluts. As soon as they find out the guys are Pro Athletes those panties come off. I have been married to my husband for 3 years but we’ve known each other our entire lives. People think its a perfect life when you’re married to an athlete or famous person. People have to remember they’re human as well as their families. If you sleep with someones husband/wife you better believe its coming back to you. We reap what we sew THE BIBLE SAYS IT.

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  29. February 6, 2011 at 9:02 pm

    Anonymous says:

    thats a lie.. you have some wrong facts ..

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