THE DIRTY ARMY: Okay Nik… I know you’re married and everything now and pretty much have given up on your hunt for a really hot brunette.. And I, as a dirty army strong soldier, have witnessed the many before me fall in attempt to please you, but I came across this girl and just had to … had to try. Anyways her name is Kelly Karloff and that is all I know about her… I would worship that box noooo proooblem and I’m a girl so anyways Nik… Would you?? Or could you if enough liquor was involved??
You are not DA Strong, you are Retard Strong. Do you live under a rock? That is Dirty Celeb Elvira… I stabbed those guts in 2009.- nik
Vancity says:
eeerrr…ahhh…NEXT! LOL
to VancityMy Fav Dirty Celeb says:
She’s so HOT!
to My Fav Dirty CelebShocker says:
Nik got her 2 years late. 07 was her prime.
to Shockerskip...that one guy says:
nik…how does my dik taste? I beat those guts up and then you came in (no pun) and finished her by stabbing her in the guts! We should start a wrestling tag team and go into the WWE!!!
to skip...that one guyAnonymous says:
you guys r wiener cousins.
to AnonymousTHE BOSTON 12 says:
go wipe you’re azz you stink like sh!t,it’s true people who know you told us,just because you might wash you’re hand’s does’nt make you’re azz clean.moron
to THE BOSTON 12skip...that one guy says:
p.s. whats with all the fake DA??? “I remember my first time on the dirty.com” geeeez us
to skip...that one guyo h my gosh says:
you slept with her nik?!!?. no wonder you were always nice to her, oh well your wife is so much prettier!
to o h my goshRahm Emanuel says:
You are just retarded…now clean the fry machine and then the puke in the men’s bathroom.
to Rahm EmanuelChick who posted this says:
Okay Nik, I do feel a little retarded for not noticing this was Elvira, I guess I don’t stalk the site as much as I thought. I made the connection literally 5 minutes after I sent the post in and knew you were going to GRILL ME FOR IT.
to Chick who posted thisBut you gotta at least give it to me.. I found a chick I thought you WOULD.. not knowing that you already HAD… technically I still win and am good at pickin’ em if out of the 100′s of girls I considered you might.. the one i send in… you already have..
Yeah. =)
Anonymous says:
you’re retarded, you spend time trolling for aNik would you. than you find a science experiment and are proud. please be under 16 or get help.
to Anonymousboston brawler says:
HEY AZZHOLE WHY DON’T YOU KEEP YOU’RE UNEDUCATED MOUTH SHUT ALL YOU DO IS COMMENT ON THIS SITE ,GO GET A JOB TRALIOR TRASH.YOU BETTER HOPE MY BOY DID’NT SEE THIS BECAUSE HE WILL HAUNT YOU TILL YOU CRY OR PISS YOU’RE PANTS.SH!THEAD
to boston brawlerskip....that one guy. says:
Whats with all these boston homos…. FLAMMMMMERS! Sorry your as still hurt from us Lakers bending you guys over and making you are bizzznitchs!!!! Go back to your lil group forgy you fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigs!
to skip....that one guy.LBreezy says:
It’s the same dude. He just changes everything, but the boston in his title. I think he’s kinda slow..
to LBreezyskip....that one guy. says:
Whats with all these boston homos…. FLAMMMMMERS! Sorry your as still hurt from us Lakers bending you guys over and making you are bizzznitchs!!!! Go back to your lil group forgy you fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigs!
to skip....that one guy.LBreezy says:
Scary… you certainly know how to induce fear in people… hahahahahahaha!!! P*ssy.
to LBreezyMaynard says:
You’re a dumb bastard, and you’re illiterate. You probably come from a long line of small brain hillbillies. Please refrain from posting commentary in the future. Thanks!
to MaynardAnonymous says:
?? what are you freaks freaking out about
to Anonymousboston bad boy says:
shut you’re fat lips now you’re making yourself sound like a total idiot,i’m praying you don’t come from boston you are an embarassment to all bostonians.
to boston bad boybaybay says:
You sound like the idot buddy
hahaha
to baybayAnonymous says:
coming from the idiot who can’t spell idiot?
to AnonymousDirty-Yo says:
lmao. n00b.
to Dirty-YoAnonymous says:
What is this Hot Tub Time Machine?
to AnonymousLotusXTC says:
haha I laughed when I saw what they wrote about Elvira. Im like.. but thats Elvira. “Would you?” hahaha tard
to LotusXTCSolaera says:
She really was crazy gorgeous.
to SolaeraAnonymous says:
dbag pay attention
to AnonymousB says:
RS=retard strong. its ree-tard not reh.tard
to BRahm Emanuel says:
You stabbed those guts in 2009? Yes he is retarded…and the only way she touched you was if you rooffied her…Elvira for Life!
to Rahm Emanuel20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
no actually he used the 20k-milli steps to getting laid, gett them so drunk they dont have motorskills then woop it out and put it in there mouths.. AUTOMATIC bj, they wont remember the next day
to 20K-MILLIONAIREanon says:
terrible hair, too fake tan, unnaturally thin, disproportionately large +2s, slooty high heels, too much make up….the list is almost never ending. oh and she isnt brunette, she has badly died black hair.
to anonif you really porked her id be ashamed nik. after a lot of other brunettes youve turned down here.
oh and if you are married i feel bad for your wife if you come on your site and proudly proclaim youve boned nasty sloots like this
baybay says:
Fail
to baybayA says:
Nik doesn’t let his wife read the site
to AAnonymous says:
LOL wow
to Anonymousthats cus he is persian with a lil ween
Hipster.... says:
Turn in your uniform solider ….. Dishonorable Discharge….
to Hipster....Prove it says:
lol @ you bagging that
to Prove itTim Jennings (Dirty Army) from my iphone says:
9.0
to Tim Jennings (Dirty Army) from my iphone20K-MILLIONAIRE says:
damn nik,i hate you. i wanted to stick my burrito in her hummus,,
to 20K-MILLIONAIREAnonymous says:
Nik said Elvira was the best in bed of all the Dirty Celebs he hooked up with.
to Anonymousgay says:
Self post
to gaySlider says:
Agree, noticing nik been doing that alot lately, think wifey prob geting more attention…
to Slider5150CENT says:
Did you shave each other’s backs?
to 5150CENTblahh says:
hahahaha!!
to blahhfor real says:
I don’t see what’s so pretty about her? Reminds me of the broke ass NJ housewife.
to for realLBreezy says:
Not yet… Look again, bro!!
to LBreezyAGAIN?! says:
Self Post With Fuzzy Pictures FAIL
to AGAIN?!Lindsay says:
Does anybody know why this beoch is called Elvira when her real name is Kelly?
to Lindsayjesus christ says:
it’s her nickname…duh
to jesus christStrate-Razor says:
Smokin
to Strate-RazorAnonymous says:
she has a hairy back like you nik. and like you she may be a hairy persian. persian chicks usually have super hairy backs…
to AnonymousMr. Grimes says:
Nick couldn’t stab a watermelon, he’s a 5’4 130 lb midget with a tiny sausage.
to Mr. Grimes;) says:
Best response ever. hahaha
to ;)um says:
What is she, about 40 now? Old saggy news… Next
to umMaterialGirl says:
Stop Hating! She’s very pretty and a working Model! Ck her out on Karmaloop.com..
to MaterialGirlum says:
And you’re bragging about sleeping with her, Nik? She looks like total trash.
to umAnonymous says:
Who’s his wife?
to AnonymousLBreezy says:
Sooooooooooo HOT!!
to LBreezyFixMe says:
did you ever find out who her doctor was? She looks amazing and I’m hoping her doctor can work some of that magic on me.
to FixMeme says:
self post. what is her “career” slow?
to meMr 541 says:
Way too skinny
to Mr 541Dr Longwicke says:
I blame NIK for this girls problems. Once he slips it in they are Too Stretched Out for any ordinary man to satisfy.
to Dr LongwickeAnonymous says:
ahaha NIK WISHES persian guys have smaller weenies than asians half the time !
to Anonymouslol says:
I wouldn’t brag about fckin that……….butterface
to lolburlingame, ca says:
omg this chick is a 20 and niks wife is a 3 LOL what happened that made you go for ugly chicks in the last year??
to burlingame, cahahaya says:
nik is full of sh*t. he didnt sleep with elvira. not even close. he wishes bro
to hahayaJ says:
She’s got an exotic face and great tits. I’d definitely nail her.
to JOG Denver says:
So Nik, how’d you stab her guts with your 2 inch peepee? Wear an extender that evening?
to OG DenverJigijigi bam bam says:
I know just one thing about hot chicks and it’s never fall for them. You can lust for them though but limit it. Get what you want and move on… Not that I’m a monster but heartbreak isn’t easy to deal with. Just cut your share of the national cake and pass it around. Trying to hold on to it means some men on Vaultrex are coming to cut the cake right in your bedroom without using latex covered knife.
to Jigijigi bam bamTj says:
Now that she’s broken in and considered past her prime, maybe I can get her to marry me.
to TjAnonymous says:
Can we see that ‘commercial’ she was in again?? HAAAAAHAAAAA, busted without the photoshop
to Anonymousnunh says:
She sure beats the current “situation”
to nunhc'mon seriously says:
hair extensions, fake eye lashes, make up, +2′s. anyone who has to go through this much work really isnt that good lookin and I can say this, she sat next to me in class and all she did was sit there with a deer in headlights look while playing with her dead lookin hair.
TIP: the longer it takes a girl to look good, the uglier she really is
to c'mon seriouslyhaha says:
Nik how did you stab her guts with that lil ween of yours, f*ck her bellybutton ?
to hahaAnonymous says:
love.
to AnonymousBuffaloAjax says:
She has a beachball head.
to BuffaloAjaxhm says:
none of you have ANY idea what youre talk about. this is the dumbest website ever. you do realize shes on here all the time for a reason. people like her. anyone who says otherwise is a jealous individual with extremely low self esteem. i dont understand any of you incompetent wastes of space
to hmactually says:
I do know what im talkin about, I went to school with her. she aint that hot. anyone who thinks she is doesnt get much action cuz they drool over people like her. I find it amusing. suckers. and wtf do the lakers and celtics have to do with anything about this posting? are you that friggin stupid? she belongs on the west coast with all the other fake plastic wannabe barbie dolls with no futures. shes not gonna be doin karmaloop forever and they dont have a huge revenue stream so. and just because someone doesnt have a positive opinion doesnt make them a hater. thats the stupidest term ever, if someone says something nice, oh they’re fans, if they say something not nice, oh you’re just a hater. fkin retards
to actuallylllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeee says:
all you fockers are lame!
to lllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeee