Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | July 29th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s no secret that some Victoria’s Secret models need to retire. Why doesn’t Adriana Lima just go back to starving herself or put that money into good use and get some freaking lipo! Would you still hit it Nik?
I have always said she has the biggest blow hole in the business. Sometimes I look at her and think to myself that she can only communicate in Sonar.- nik
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Anne B. says:
She just had a baby and looks great. I still think shes super hot. Id hit it.
to Anne B.Anonymous says:
SHES F&CKING GORGEOUS!
to AnonymousRDOG says:
You guys are fu*king nuts….She is smokin, check what sleeps next to you in bed
to RDOGnunh says:
Fat
to nunhMr. Nati says:
Thank God for Photo Shop!
to Mr. NatiAnonymous says:
she just had a baby, thats why shes fat
to AnonymousDirtyGuynNB says:
She looks sloppy. Hookers have a short shelf life, 10 years. Their best years are between 18-28, MAYBE 29. After that, it’s ALLL downhill. Spare me the “I know a 40 yr old who is SO hot…”, or “I’m 36 and I’m a 10!” There’s a 22 year old in HB right now who makes you look like a beat up crow. Throw in the fact that Adriana popped out a kid and it’s never the same. A prostitute’s body changes with stretch marks, loose skin, wrecked vag. This is why the concept of “leasing” a car should be applied to prosti’s. Drive them HARD for 3 years and then return it for a NEWER model. The new 7 series BMW looks way better and drives sportier than the previous one. Think of these gold diggers as “cars”… They get dinged up, paint starts to fade, chip, that shine in the paint is gone. It’s weathered, old, and no matter how many times you tune it up, it never drives the same as when you rolled it off the dealer’s lot. That pride you had driving that old car is GONE. Men age like fine wine… our best earning years are 40-55. That’s when the bankroll is in full effect. Look at George Clooney. The guy is like 90 years old and only goes out with the HOTTEST chicks… You’d NEVER see him with a prosti his age. When men age, we’re “refined”. When women age, their value plummets.
to DirtyGuynNBDirty Larry says:
AMEN BROTHER!!!
to Dirty Larrywow says:
This guy sounds Really, Really INSECURE. Dude feel sorry for you.
to wowBlah says:
Blah Blah enough already. I’m glad you got that off your chest…
to BlahThe truth says:
If you are such “fine wine” then why are you dealing with prostitutes? Clearly this is a case of “someones prostitute mother should have gotten an abortion”… Have fun paying for young pussy for the rest of your life and you better hope you never go broke because you won’t have anyone to take care of you when you’re an old crippled bastard. “refined” LMFAO!! How can a douche ever be “refined”? Also George Clooney is an actor so of course women will go out with him just to be seen with him. You on the other hand… Well you sound like a loser. No one will be hanging off of you wrinkled dick and balls when you are his age so you will have to pay for it. If I were you I would work on getting some personality or kill myself (whatever is easiest for you)
to The truthDirtyGuynNB says:
All women are “prostitutes”, you have to pay to play (dinner, movies, vacations) unless you’re a sexually depraved, morally lacking whore? Obviously my post hit a sore spot. So when did the ex leave you for someone younger?? You sound like the typical angry, bitter 30+ crow, filled with hatred for men. Clooney is an example of a well to do older man who can still pull 20 somethings just like every successful doctor who trades up or an attorney who decides to leave the nagging wife for someone YOUNGER. You act as if this is something new. Adriana is old news.. Even a lowlife, ex NBA basketball player who looks cross eyed (Marco Jaric, her husband) can get a better looking prosti RIGHT NOW. He still has MONEY! I’m a “loser”, I’ll lose my income and go broke, no one will care for me, my dick is wrinkled, blah blah blah. Truth be told, your best days are behind you honey. You’re options are limited.
to DirtyGuynNBAnonymous says:
What are your options? Are you Clooney or NBA basketball players? I think NOT! People are allowed to voice their opinions!!!
to AnonymousDirtyGuynNB says:
Not an actor, not an NBA baller, just an ibanker in Newport with a little change and I’ve obviously hit a nerve with the crows on this post lol. God, you older gals are paaaathetic.
to DirtyGuynNBHmmm says:
Oh you’re from Newport, that explains it LOL. You’ll have to excuse the rest of world for their ignorance; those fools take issue with treating women as objects and do not want to die alone. Us Newporters know the deal.
PS: As a woman in her 20′s, I have to say I take pleasure in giving you old fools the runaround, bleeding you dry, and calling up my girlfriends and laughing my ass off at your wrinkly balls. I can’t complain though…..Your midlife crisis funds my +2 upgrades, so that I can later trade you in for a wealthier model….
to HmmmHolydickballs says:
What’s the matter? Did you not get enough hugs from your mommy when you were little? Your a bitch! I hope a “prosti” kicks you in your withered balls. Im young, very attractive and make lots of my own money……I dont need “johns” like you paying my bills…..And no you didnt hit a sour note with me i just ahppen to read your comment and think your bitter…..I eat old men like you for breakfast, I bet I can get you on all fours and make you my bitch. It wont be vise versa.
to HolydickballsAnonymous says:
This guy ^^^ always says the dumbest things. No social skills whatsoever. He’s like a wannabe Ari Gold. Little does he know, Ari Gold is just a character and does NOT act that way in real life.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
You are a complete moron! Who talks like this? You must be the fool young girls use to pay all their bills…. Meaning that you’re most likely an ugly old fart that has cheddar.
to Anonymousand says:
he probably has a huge dunlap- is that where you barrel age all that fine wine?
to andhmmmmmmm says:
I agree with you 100% and since he’s saying all women are prostitutes then he must be trick? Right? What a dick. I’m 22 and I know that there are too many young hot guys in the world that I can be with. Why would I ever want to date some old guy because he can buy dinner? News check! All men buy dinner, even the young hot guys… it’s called chivalry. You probably never had sex with a woman with out handing her currency first.
to hmmmmmmmGrossss. says:
What a pathetic existence. Truly, I feel sorry for you as you’ve failed to comprehend the concept of love. By the sounds of it, you’ve experienced lust many times. However, having someone you can share enjoyable experiences with, laugh with, and share intimacy with, is quite, quite different. As for calling all women prostitutes, I think the word itself is a little off, but essentially, there are many women who do this. However, in the case of Ms. Lima, this isn’t so. She’s had a successful modeling career and it’s hardly fair to call her anything close to a prostitute or a hooker, considering the sexual nature of modern society. You’re filth. You deserve unfulfilling relationships with “20 somethings” when you’re 50. Also, you can try and ramble about how much better life is with younger, newer “models”, but until you’ve met someone of whom you share an equal level of intelligence with, you’ll never be truly satisfied. You’re so primitive, its repulsive.
to Grossss.and says:
lots of men do this sort of thing too nowadays- it’s everywhere just think of the guy that marries a rich gal…
to andI love models says:
“Concept of love”? Isn’t that the same concept that leads to a 50% divorce rate? DirtyGuy is a bit harsh but I do see a lot of wealthy looking older men with attractive, younger women. I mean that’s the norm in LA isn’t it? He sounds like Tom Leykis. I could totally go for a 20 something female right now lol.
to I love modelsGross. says:
Ugh, you’re so disgusting! It’s pathetic that people, such as yourself, are willing to be used for materialistic and superficial reasons – men: for their money, women: for their bodies. Disgusting.
to Gross.???? says:
ANYONE HAD SEX WITH A GIRL WHO HAS HAD A KID?? JUST WONDERING DOES IT FEEL LOOSER??DOWN THERE….IN THEIR VAG?
I HEARD IT GOES BACK TO NORMAL…TIGHT BUT IS THAT REALLY TRUE ?
to ????PussKilla says:
I HAVE! Single moms aka Proud Parents are easy prey. Since I did NOT sex them BEFORE they had kids, I can’t really tell you BUT, they were “looser” than women w/o babies. The women who had babies YOUNGER, like late teens to early 20′s bounce back better but you can still tell they were prego (around their stomach, legs,). Give them a shot. Guys I know think it’s a huge turn off but they’re a lot easier to bang because most are broke and not a lot of guys ask them out. haha
to PussKillaAnonymous says:
Pusskilla: you’re an idiot. Do us all a favor and dont have children.
to Anonymousum says:
Really? You must be chasing welfare mamas. While I don’t want to take care of someone else’s kid, if a girl’s hot, a girl’s hot. Add somewhat of a personality and I’ll ask her out.. kid or no kid.
to umAt “dirtyguy” or whatever your name is, it seems you’re trying to convince yourself of these things to feel better about growing old or using your bank to get girls.
Ashleigh says:
I beg to differ, George Clooney’s current girlfriend is old & nasty.
to Ashleighhmmmmmmm says:
Yes and she has an arm band tattoo… Gross hag. Also Sarah Larson was 30 when he was dating her soooo how is he an example?
to hmmmmmmmMs Jugs says:
If men age like wine, why do I so many fat, bald men who aren’t even 30 yet? Sure, some men age well, but women generally take care of themselves better. Oh, and I know a 40 year old who is so hot. She probably wouldn’t give your sorry ass the time of day.
to Ms JugsAnonymous says:
I never thought she was that hot to begin with. She used to have a smokin bod, and the fact that she just had a baby is no excuse…have you seen what the rest of them (Heidi, Gisele, Alessandra) do after having babies? They look phenomenal 2weeks later! Granted she’s in a very unflattering position but still. She only has the sexy smoldering bedroom look but when she smiles, and shows those chompers, its all over.
to Anonymousabcd. says:
Its unrealistic that they look phenomenal 2 weeks later. Every women’s body is different. Its bullsht how you think having a baby isnt an excuse. If your girl had a baby do you think she would look good as soon after…please.
to abcd.Anonymous says:
Actually I’m a female and I dont think it’s unrealistic to get the baby weight off, if you really want to you can do it, I’ve seen it personally. 2 weeks was a bit of an exaggeration but news flash, she had her baby in November….when its your job to look good, you do what it takes. THAT WAS 9 MONTHS AGO! When it is your job to parade around in a bikini, you make damn sure you gettin back your bod as soon as possible.
to Anonymousanna says:
I disagree. Adriana’s body looks much, much, much better than Heidi’s, and Alessandra has been doing crack to help her body go back to the way it was. Adriana is healthier than that.
to annaTRUTH says:
Whatever….I love her….love love love her.
to TRUTHRichard S***ons says:
I heard she is doing BBW pron now.
to Richard S***onshoney says:
SHE JUST HAD A F*CKING BABY DIPSHTS. SHES HOT AS HELL & HOTTER THAN YOU ALL WILL EVER BE NOT TO MENTION HOTTER THAN ANY GIRL YOU DOUCHE BAGS COULD EVER GET.
to honeyNo Excuse says:
She is now a baby spitting fat cow and should not be modeling. The end for her is now.
to No ExcuseLior says:
Victorias Secret will replace her soon. It must be extra hard to be a supermodel and see yourself getting old. I never liked her she is super rude, met her in Brazil once at fashion week, total snob.
to Liorpony says:
tmz was raving about her when they posted this. they are completely blind because this girl is way past her prime and she’s looking rough.
to ponyKM says:
Alessandra and Gisele both had kids and their frames are back to their post child phase. I never liked Adriana Lima…she’s all lips and tits…but now she’s a whole lot more.
to KMMel G. says:
She has deteriorated a long way since the Music Video with Chris Izzak But here is a prime example of what They All Turn Into as time goes by. Only your cash money still attracts the opposite sex when it’s old, dirty and wrinkled.. Twat just gets old, loose and skanky.
to Mel G.hey goof says:
that wasn’t her in the Wicked Game vid. It was a different over the hill model, Helena whatever
to hey goofDirtyGuynNB says:
Amen.
to DirtyGuynNBBritt says:
Okay, when people start raggin on one of the prettiest supermodels in the world and saying shes fat then I know theres a problem here. If a supermodel cant please someones taste, then honestly, who the fck can? Thats considered skinny for normal ppl…
to BrittAnonymous says:
Hottest woman in the planet. She can do no wrong in my eyes.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
she looks awesome for JUST having a baby and having no work done to her belly!
to AnonymousBooby Police says:
wow you guys are crazy. her tits are still wonderful. and her face is gorgeous. maybe you should go smoke some more HUR-ON with the pretty wild whores.
to Booby Policedirty rich says:
this is the most rediculous post to date because everyone commenting could never in any parallel dimension receive a nod in their general direction from adriana
to dirty richAnonymous says:
Bunch of retards in this forum…
to Anonymousbitchesgetstitches says:
She just recently had a baby and looks gorgeous!!! Let’s be realistic, most women can never look that good after going through child birth and besides that her face is beautiful
to bitchesgetstitchesI love models says:
She looks like a young Jon Bon Jovi.. Sad.
to I love modelsAmelie says:
To all the Adriana fans: go to the skinnywebsite.com there are worst pics of her there. If she is going to be paid millions at least act the part, no one wants to see a burrito. As a supermodel people expect more of her.
to AmelieAnonymous says:
I don’t think those shots will be in the magazine, Obviously. She still looks hotter than me, not fair.
to AnonymousLisa says:
She is hotter than anything the male dirty fans will ever get without having to pay for it. She’s a human being and a mother, not an object- have some respect.
to LisaAnonymous says:
To the douche bag who posted this picture/comment and this nik idiot. She is far from fat. I’d like to see pictures of the two of you. I bet you look like you’ve been rotting in the trash for two weeks compared to her.
to Anonymousokkk says:
she actually looks good for having a baby such a short time ago…..alot better than a normal chic wud look after having a spawn.
to okkkAnonymous says:
Spawn? HAHAHA – haven’t heard that in a while..
to AnonymousBurr says:
For someone who just had a kid, she looks good.
to Burr&I’m sure if any of you guys met her in person, you’d be speechless.
Soo.. yeah.
Carlos says:
Nik U still smell of sand and camel semen
to Carloslol says:
you would be a ibanker *cough* con artist *cough*-is your dunlap where you age your fine wine? hahaha classic line
to lolStrate-Razor says:
is she taking a dump in the fitst pic?
to Strate-RazorAnonymous says:
didn’t she just have a baby?? she looks great! give her a break she’s way hotter than you are!
to AnonymousNennie says:
It’s not even her looks that bother me – it’s her voice that really makes me puke in my mouth a lil
to NennieCherry says:
The first pic looks like she’s trying to rip a huge fart.
to Cherrythe wifey says:
ummm she just had a baby!
to the wifeyhey! says:
shes super hot!
to hey!thrashher says:
SHES O HOT AND IM SURE SHES STILL WORKING ON GETTING IN PERFECT SHAPE NIK RICHIE IS A DOUCHEIEST SCUMBAG HE COULD NEVER GET CHICKS THIS HOT
to thrashherSam says:
SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MODEL IN THE WORLD
to SamI LOVE YOU ADRIANA!