Lance Armstrong Has Taken More Steroids Than Any Jersey Guido

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Lance Armstrong tried making another comeback this year at The Tour De France but this time it was different because he has so many people saying how he has taken steroids in the past when he won 7 tour de Frances in a row. Well he finished 23rd this year, and most of the bicyclist are saying he did so bad because he wasn’t on steroids. And it makes sense how could you dominate so much then suck when you get drug tested. Cancer or no cancer that f*cker cheated and his whole career is a scam, Nik you’re not afraid to speak the truth, what do you think, juice or no juice?
Lance, just retire and go away. The more attention you bring to yourself the worse it is going to get. I believe Lance Armstrong was on performance enhancers for his entire career until now. I also think Tiger Woods was on performance enhancers and he paid his wife and Rachel Uchitel to shut up. It is crazy to see the drop off.- nik












No juice hes just getting old now..
Not to mention he crashed twice.
i cant stand lances face
he has aids fact
He crashed like 3 or 4 times. There is no coming back from that many falls no matter how good you are
hahaa.. you guys don’t think he just got older? he’s been tested non-stop for many years.
Steroids = Nut Cancer……………………that is all……………
He didnt just start getting tested nitwit…he’s been tested more than any athlete in the world and this is well doucumented. He has always passed the tests. How did he past all of them? Maybe our boy Frog can tell us?
Finishing 23rd out of over 200 riders still puts him around the top 10%. That would be great for any rider, let alone a 38 year old man who is a decade older than the average rider.
Nik – stop being a hater. You wish you could do that much with one nut.
No steroids would have no real benefit to a cycler , although blood doping would aid in the long hill climbs.
what a moron nik is, every athlete has a drop off in their late 30s. maybe if you actually knew anything about sports you would have realized that. stick to calling out bottle rats and meathead doooshes draped in rhinestone t-shirts…..
i think it’s common knowledge inside the cycling world that lance was blood doping…but just b/c floyd got busted he shouldn’t have ratted out lance…
You think wrong.
Anyone who could stick it in a shim like Sheryl Crow is completely dishonest about everything.
Try EPO’s dipsh!ts
nik nik nik…PED’s don’t make you read-n-roll putts, they don’t put your swing on plane, and they sure as hell don’t allow you to think clearer. that game more than any other, is in your head…Eldrick Tont Woods has got the ex-wife, his kids, his 30-odd ex-sloots, the several hundred unknowns, a 100k’s worth of pedestrians, tv crews, cameras, blimps, helicopters, and networks rollin’ through that melon of his every round. the average shmuck can’t crack 90 with just his 3 idiot friends and a couple squirrels nearby. i claim bs on the ped’s.
He had cancer. My 7 week old had a tumor and got steroids to help her fight it. Get over it.
He’s getting old and is still an inspiration
i don’t see how steroids would help a golfer being good, maybe improve his power.
Certainly not control or concentration.
I am not saying Lance did not juice, but are you people all idiots??? Last time he won was 5 years ago, he was 33, the guy who won the last 3 is only 28, I mean he is a bit old now to be competing against these young guys. They have ALWAYS had stringent drug testing in cycling, especially for the tour de france, so don’t talk about things you know nothing about.
Some people (like Nik) are just plain idiots. This whole thedirty thing is just a cover up for him being 4’9″ and having a mangina.
Funny to read comments from douchebags who don’t know a thing about cycling…
You are all a bunch of idiots. Just because you don’t want to admit or believe it, doesn’t change it from being the truth. Every athlete SHOULD have a drop off in his late 30′s but we have had a decade of professional sports in all arenas showing that isn’t necessarily the truth. Just because I know how to avoid testing better than you know how to test also doesn’t make it any less true. I know that many of you followers (sheep) need to believe in something higher than yourselves. F… yea Lance, look how he sucks it up, F… yea Big Mac is saving baseball, F… yea Floyd Landis, if he can suck it up for a final leg with a hip that needs replacement then none of us have any excuses. You idiots know you said all of this!!!
And oh yea, while I am being sooo truthful. The brotha in me hates to say this. Tiger was on PED’s. C’mon he was a buck 30 or a buck 40 tops then all of a sudden size with striations. Just being real. You idiots should try it sometime. And Ari, you’re next! Not because of what you say (most of it is spot on), but because of what you fail to say. We will visit that any the future!
Nik, you are on the right track about Woods except one thing: The money he paid to his mistress #1 was not about knowledge of enhancement drugs. It was about herpes. He gave it to her. Why is it the others didn’t get money like that? They could not prove they didn’t have it before they were with Tiger. Now, how do you suppose this is true? Gloria Allred. She has repped for women that have been given the herps from Robin Williams, Lionel Richie and also Stevie Wonder. There are others but the list is pretty long. I found it highly interesting that Gloria ran right to skank #1 and now we know why. Gloria has a silver bullet question for all of her potential clients: did the person you slept with give you an STD? That is her trump card among others. Tiger paid a lot of money to keep his dirty secret hidden but to those that have seen this song and dance before, we know the truth. As for Lance, who didn’t see this horrible finish coming? Lance, since ’93 I have been calling you a fraud and now it is starting to surface.
It is extremely unlikely that Lance has (had) used STERIODS throughout his cycling career, as its very very very difucult to get away with becuase of the very stringent testing controls. What is more likely, and up untill recently, had been very popular is the use of a drug called EPO which boosts the blood’s capacity of hemoglobin, which therefore allows the blood to carry more oxygen, effectively lowering lactate threshold and increasing muscle performance. The reason for using this drug (not technicaly a steriod) is that it has an extremely short half life and is incredibly difiuclt to test for. Wether Lance himself has dabbled with EPO, we’ll never know. However, its unlikely.
You people are idiots.
He was being accused of blood doping (and using EPO) not using steroids. If steroids equaled “nut cancer” then why didn’t he win the Tour before getting cancer instead of after? I hate when people make unintelligent comments about matters that they don’t fully understand. Though, that isn’t very surprising since most of the commentators here are from the west coast. I guess there is a reason why the best colleges in the world are located in the northeast.
The man has been rigorously tested more than 300 times during his career, and not one test has come back positive for illegal doping.
People seems to forget that (1.) Lance has aged after winning the Tour seven times; (2.) this is a grueling month long race, if you are unlucky (like Lance was this time with multiple crashes, punctures, etc.) you must make up time which can become unsurmountable; (3.) the accusations are being brought by Floyd Landis, a man with zero credibility, and who is broke and thus trying to get a book deal to pay off his creditors.
Clueless N Easterner.
If you think Lance wasn’t juicing your not the sharpest tack. I grew up in the N East and worked at MIT Lincoln labs, Harvard, Brown, Yale, Smith. All great schools but it you think Stanford, Berkley, Cal Poly and UCSF, UCLA medical, arnt as good or better you better open your eyes and travel and explore the world young man.
P.s Your wrong and better travel and learn about life and get away from the New England insulation.
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I think You worked in the ghetto, because You can’t spell at all! Seriously, at least go back to HS and relearn something. UGH.
do steroids help you putt? Tiger hits the ball just as far as he always has. Steroids are fricking useless in golf. all the tour guys hit the ball a frickin mile, the REALLY good players hit the ball straight, and can sink a putt. Aderall on the other hand………….
I’ve read something saying he was adding some blood by IV before races to increase his oxygen capacity for feeding his muscles and that’s very hard to detect. I think it is called blood doping. 2005 was the last year he won the Tour de France so he’s 5 years older – almost 40 – and going against guys in their 20′s. I bet he was tested multiple times this year and they didn’t find anything or we would have heard about it. There is nothing the French would love more than to discredit all of Lance Armstrong’s TdF victories.
NIK..of course my boy you are right all these guys dope, the truth is there just are that many savant style athletes in the world. With the amount of money in sports 80% of these have to dope just to compete and heal. I was a workout fiend with a fullride to a top SEC school for football, until I broke my back in a wreck. I know what is possible to do naturally with the human body, simply these guys don’t do it. Whether using blood, hgh, test, etc these guys are healing themselves overnight and gaining muscle mass 75% faster than is normally possible. Its like everything in our great country, a quick easy fix…for the too lazy to do work, do time, do pain to earn it. Remember when 50cent came out, steriods rocked the rap game as well…its funny look at prior pics of dre, 50, timbaland, wyclef, busta ….i hate what America has become, we are fake, we take the easy way out, we lie, we cheat, we steal these guys are role models whether the want the reality of it or not…..its a sad statement of our world….nothing good comes of something easily gained!
nik did you make any money on the tour? contador was an easy house bet if you believed what you just preached.
23rd isn’t bad for a 40 year old guy with 1 ball who survived cancer and took like 4-5 years off
It just shows how much you know about sports. You should stick to camel races because you don’t know dick. 23rd at his age is amazing not to mention those f-ing frogs have been testing him for years. If you don’t know it don’t speak it.
Nik, can you even ride a bike?? Don’t tell Lance what to do, you are a nerd; please entertain us with your bottle rat comments but don’t write about cycling.
He had to ride one to work after the DUI. So he knows bikes
I’m with you Nick. Lance is an amazing athlete who used performance enhancing drugs. Tiger I am not sure about. Keep telling it like it is, Nick.
readers time to grow up, nearly all your muscular heroes are using whatever they can get away with steroid and PED wise.
I cant believe the stupidity – the guy hasn’t competed for 5 years and he still finishes in the top 10% of the Tour De France. However, because he doesn’t win you are calling him out that he was on steroids – albeit accusations have always been of blood doping, why let the facts stay in the way of a made up BS story. At the end of the day, Lance Armstrong – just like the rest of us is getting old. Lets leave it at that…
hahah how can a golfer take enhancement pills??!?!?! haha
“Oh this one helps you with getting a hole in one, shoot it up tiger”
your an idiot
so hes getting old… steroids??? most tested athlete ever on this planet did not take steroids…. hgh, well being that they couldnt test for it until now, doesnt matter they still have his samples… although i do believe he did blood dope… who wouldnt??? cant test for it ever and you breathe better…
fuck you nik.
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