THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Snooki just got arrested at the Jersey Shore. I was there and it was all set up for the TV show. SO PATHETIC.
Is it just me or does Snooki look like she is related to Rikki Lake?- nik
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Too funny!! says:
She looks like a fat troll with a hairlip.
to Too funny!!Marwane says:
Excellent post. I also have tburole figuring out where that fine line is between funny and racist. As a gringa married to a Salvadoran, I get a little more leeway in poking fun at some of the locuras of the culture, but I try to be careful in polite company. The thing is, what will offend one person, is humorous to another, no matter what their race is. I think it’s best to give most people the benefit of the doubt that, while perhaps insensitive, they aren’t trying to be malicious — thought provoking post, and just really something I guess there is no definitive answer to.
to MarwaneAnonymous says:
She got busted on her knees tryin to score a rock
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
obviously this is fake.. everyone knows that the new season of “jersey shore” is filmed in miami, thus it was not “set up for the show”
to AnonymousRon says:
It seems to me that the only peploe really interested in there being a country called Somalia are certain transnational organisations. Every attempt to impose a government has come from the UN, usually using US troops, but I reckon that the country won’t exist for much longer the way things are going. And this is a good thing. Perhaps the single biggest reason for all the problems in Africa is the artificial borders that were created by the break-up of the empires. These huge states have borders that slice up traditional tribal areas, often lumping two or three extended tribal groups in to a single country when they would prefer to be on their own. I can’t speak for the other empires – my history on them is a little fuzzy to say the least – but while Britain’s african holdings were under Britain’s domain, any “borders” that existed were along tribal lines. It’ll probably never happen now but, even just 30 years ago, if Africa had been allowed to form its own national boundaries instead of being forced to retain the post-imperial boundaries forced on it by the french, who wanted to maintain their territories, and the UN, things might have been different. There’d still be wars, but Africa would have been able to progress naturally, in the way that europe progressed.can you imagine how things would have progressed if some ancient version of the UN had created the borders of europe followng the break-up of the roman empire, only to cut up the old duchies willy-nilly and enforce ruler-straight borders across the ardenne and the rhine valley? It would have made the aftermath of the Berlin wall seem like a side-show.
to RonNYC says:
FOOL!!! They are filming season 3!
to NYCboston brawler says:
that arrest was in jersey check the name on the cops car,thay’re taping season 3 now.why do i even know this i hate them phonies
to boston brawlerHO0MAN smokes phallus says:
Season 3 is filming in NJ.
to HO0MAN smokes phallusAnonymous says:
Snookie looks hungry.
to Anonymousgreg says:
I’d let snookie pinch off a brown on my chest.
to gregWC says:
THATS A HUGE B*TCH!
to WCbleezy says:
snooki Lake.
to bleezykbizzle says:
This is what is wrong with America. These idiots get treated like they are something special. Snooki is a piece of trash and is the poster child of why parents should take an interest in their kids. God save this country!!!
to kbizzleJericho says:
I'm glad you found it worth it! I don't think I ever would have read it if I hadn't been agnsised it for book club but I ended up being really glad that I did!
to JerichoCandyMan says:
Well said. And you left out our lying Community Organizer In Chief, oops President, who said he didn’t know who she was.
to CandyManpablo says:
so its okay for bush to spend 1/8 of his presidency on vacation but you get mad when obama doesn’t watch jersey shore? honestly you’re an idiot
to pabloJeremy says:
Pablo, the president or your president not mine (he will never be mine) in the grand white house makes Bush look like an Academy Award Winnder. So please die.
to Jeremy...what the? says:
what an idiot! just because he said her name in a speech it doesnt mean he knows her, did it ever occur to you that people write his speeches?!?!
to ...what the?Anon says:
Does everyone need to know who she is? Do you actually think the President watches MTV and the Jersey Shore? All that candy must have swallowed your brain cells, man.
to Anonmr.919 says:
why do people make a big deal out of this midget fat girl???is this the kind of chics they like in jersey or what??
to mr.919jerseygirl says:
not only does she not represent what a jersey girl looks like, she isnt even from jersey…we are NOT little trolls with poofy hair, bad makeup, and trashy mouths. We may have a bit of an attitude, but we tell it like it is, no fakeness or bs.
to jerseygirlMs. 201 says:
I’m from NJ and she is not. We don’t look like that and don’t need her making people think we do. I wish someone would take that trashy skank back to where she came from!
to Ms. 201mr happy says:
caption – despite watching willie wonka and the chocolate factory and paying great attention to the scene where the child was turned into a giant blueberry, snooki couldn’t help herself and had another meatball.
to mr happymom says:
Dirty !
to momalanj says:
She played an oompa loompa in the last Charlie and the Chocolate Factory i’m guessing. Thats got to be why she’s a D-list celeb now right?
to alanjDr Longwicke says:
Isn’t that Snooki ” A black Guys Dream Girl “
to Dr LongwickeSuburban Black says:
Ummm……no dude….not so much.
to Suburban Blackarc audio says:
dude black guys love thick white girls
to arc audioLovell says:
She’s not white, she’s orange.
to LovellAnonymous says:
Arc where’s your mom?
to Anonymouslol says:
obviously it was asetuplook at the 17 yr oldcops
to lolDavinci says:
Damn i guess snooki is a bad a*s chick.
to DavinciMaximumTexas says:
SNOOKI: “America’s Official Skank”
to MaximumTexasSIX DILDO BOB says:
She is uglier than Chelsea Clinton! (Now that’s pretty damn ugly)…
to SIX DILDO BOBMr 541 says:
I’d rather fork the fat chick with the lollipop
to Mr 541anonymous says:
Ironic how this girl was plugging the cookie diet a couple of months ago, saying it worked wonders. She hasn’t lost any weight whatsoever.
to anonymousHotrad says:
It just goes to show that we need to have another system of punishment for those that can afford to take advantage of the system we have.
While the typical drunk taxpayer may go off at the mouth to a cop they will usually pay a price in the end.
Things like this are staged simply for publicity and our tax dollars are supporting it. If you’ve ever tried to call the cops to help you with an issue that they declined you could relate to what im saying.
I called the cops once a few years ago over unauthorized charges on my bank statement assuming I could file a police report and go forward with a prosecution but was told that it was a civil manner and they couldn’t do anything.
So when you have things like this, the punishment just needs to be more severe. Let the celebs or midget-celebs do a few years in jail for stunts like this. That’ll stop the abuse of our system.
to HotradAnonymous says:
LOL U GUYS ARE SUCH HATERS. DIRTY.COM LETS TALK SH*T. LOL NO TALENT!!!! u are prob. all ugly!!!!! so dont be pised NO ONE WANTS TO WATCH ANY OF U HATERS ON THE TV. lol
to Anonymous...what the? says:
Hi Snooki! I hoped you saved all your money because after the shore youre done!!!
to ...what the?YO! says:
And the fat little monster speaks…
to YO!haha says:
LMAO
to hahaGeologist says:
Snookie Lake (Michigan)
to GeologistNYC says:
“Jersey Shore” is good TV…. No doubt about it ! Ask anyone at MTV, it’s a gold mine..!
to NYCMJRotten says:
“Jersey Shore” is good TV? Did your IQ test come back negative? Get a life asstard!!!
to MJRottenAnonymous says:
STFU douchebag
to AnonymousPIG BONER says:
Snookies upper lip is it’s own animal!!!! SHE IF F’IN DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How could she get paid thousands for being who she is. It baffles my mind.
to PIG BONERAnonymous says:
she looks like cassie godfrey!! stupid wh*re!!
to AnonymousSatan says:
Greetings humans!
I’m sorry, this “girl” was breeded here thus why her colour is orange. I intended to keep her but she turned out a whor*
So I sent her to Earth…I thought she would have been killed instantly due to her stupidity,but it looks like I sent her to the USA,where her brain is average.
I am sorry rest of the world;for bringing this excuse of a human to you…
See you all in hell!,
to SatanSatan
Anonymous says:
can we sell/give NJ to Al Queda and call it even?
to AnonymousbECKY! says:
snOOKI is getting a little thick huh? i thought she couldnt get uglier, now red hair!? haha! it’s funny she thinks shes famous because shes hott, notttt. the whole world is laughin at her mongloid looking ass!
to bECKY!Anonymous says:
She Looks like a homeless mexican lady… that sales gum on the side of the road… how dirty!!!
to AnonymousMJRotten says:
If she was in Mexico, she would be doing “Donkey Show” (as the donkey of course).
to MJRotten? says:
this pig snookie and the rest of that gaggle of morons is a disgrace to the jersey shore.. i was fortunate enough to have grown up there. it was a great place to be a kid and a young adult. this sht makes me not ever want to return… she should truly be arrested for being in public looking like that…
to ?lindsey says:
Snooks isnt even itilian
to lindseyAnonymous says:
italian? i dont think its human!!!
to AnonymousSNOOKIE THE ONE AND ONLY says:
DRINK SOMEMORE OF YOUR FAMOUS HATORADE!!!!! MUAHHHH BITCHES
to SNOOKIE THE ONE AND ONLYAnonymous says:
YOUR A FAT UGLY CREATURE IF U DONT WANT TO BE CRITISIZED DONT GO ON T.V. ANYWAY YOU DONT HAVE ONE GOOD QUALITY ABOUT YOURSELF YOU ACT LIKE A RETARD ON THAT SHOW AND NOT MENTION WHEN U SHOW YOUR CAMEL TOE TO EVERYONE EVEN UR OWN BOYFRIEND SAID IT YOUR PATHETIC
to AnonymousReallyyy says:
My friend arrested her in Seaside. It wasn’t fake. She was TRASHED at the beach in the middle of the day. I can’t even go out into seaside anymore without seeing little 16 year olds acting like “guidos” even though thats what no one from that area of jersey looks or acts like.
to ReallyyyChicago says:
That girl needs to loose some weight. Her next show should be the biggest loser! She is too young to already be that fat.
to Chicagojacob says:
Shes always calling other women that are far better looking than her grenades….When shes the little Grenade. lol ugly little troll
to jacobsnooki hater says:
I am proud to say I despise this whore. Italians complain when mafia shows come out. They claim that it shows italian-Americans in a poor light. I advise them to watch te dumb bastards on this show. What utter douchebags.
to snooki hatersnooki hater2 says:
Kill it before it breeds!
to snooki hater2frookie says:
Gross little fat monkey troll with orange spray tan, cant believe someone would touch that stanky used up vagina
to frookieshawn gee says:
snooki is a nasty fat whore and and gave vinny hirpies
to shawn geeBugsy says:
I hate jersey shore, and snooki………….god forbid she has kids. They are a embarrassment to italy. If I was police out there I would kick them out.
to BugsyRodrick18 says:
SNOOKI IS AMAZING STOP BEING HATERZ
to Rodrick18Sorina says:
Becca | Cadbury Mini Eggs are my fioarvte. My mom sent me the dark chocolate kind this year and OMG! Miss you!
to SorinaHeaven says:
Wham bam thank you, ma’am, my questnios are answered!
to Heavenlaurie says:
First off Snooki (Nicole) is NOT Italian and neither is any of the girls on the Jersey Shore. Only the guys are Italian. It angers me cuz I am. And the one Italian girl was kicked off.
to laurielaurie says:
Duh, snooki is adopted from chili by an Italian couple in new York. She isn’t Italian, so us Italians we can relax.
to laurieLookItsASnorkie says:
4 foot 9 huh? I didnt know they stack sh*t that high!
to LookItsASnorkieMeggy says:
Snooki is a candy creeping oompa loompa!
http://www.celebremix.com/remixes/view/6303
proof is in the picture
to MeggyAnonymous says:
SNOOKI? She is a fat, short, ugly latino india from South America! Is that simple!
to Anonymous