THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik – These two posers are from Omaha, NE. Middle of nowhere to be exact, believe me I know I live here. These 2 fake @ss SGM wannabes can be found downtown every night at the local bars waiting to hit on the youngest thing that walks through the doors. With those pedophile staches it’s no wonder. They both claim to be big shot real estate agents but the truth is they’re both trust fund babies. In fact the one in the gray had his dad buy him a used car dealership just so he can impress the ladies with his fleet of tricked our rides, did someone say 30K millionaires? Anyway the problem is these guys always end up taking home the hottest ladies, well for Omaha at least 8.6534261′s definitely 2.364736′s anywhere else. What is wrong with the girls around this town. A nice guy like me cannot seem to catch a break. WTF? I haven’t seen much mid-west action up lately so put these posers on blast and bring them back down to earth. AND let the ladies around this town realize these guys are Fake SGM fo sho.
I’m only putting this up cause I know the Dirty Army will shred you. This post is gunna back fire on you…and lets be honest you don’t bring anyone home, unless of course you run a taxi service at night to try and bring in some extra bucks, true 30k style.- nik