Nik, I Must Know

July 9, 2010 Scottsdale, Smeagol 20 5,926 Views

i must know

THE DIRTY ARMY: First off, sorry to bug you Nik, I know you are extremely busy tending to the four year old in your office better known as “ari” but this picture of dirty celeb smeagol throws me off. Did smeagol work for the dirty army at one time…..the red cup, bare office, and kobe bryant bobble head gives me reason to believe he was former employee of the dirty dynasty ….. i would like to believe the answer is no…..confirmation on this issue will be greatly appreciated! over and out..-Dirty Army Special Forces Ranger J-BOB.

Answer:  No, he was creeping on one of my assistants trying to sleep with her.  He would take her to expensive lunches everyday and tell her he loved her, but she just used him to get in the clubs and drink for free.