P-Nazi Has Jumped On The Duck Face Train
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, P Nazi has jumped on the bandwagon of doing the duckface. He keeps his lips pursed at all times when he walks around just in case someone might snap a photo of him. Word on the street is that he has met with several Scottsdale plastic surgeons to see if he can get his lips permenatly puckered like this. None of them will do it citing “we always like our “after” pictures to look better than our “before.” He now plans to head down to Nogales to see if he can get done. Is this good for his career?
I think it is a great move considering he has a world famous face and if he changes it he can hide out better.- nik
I hate you Pnazi! I hate you! But god damn it, I respect you. (kiss on the forehead)
P nazi is just too beautiful and as a man I am not afraid to say he is the pinnacle of perfection. In an unrelated story, Pnazi can lay down and fold his legs over his head thus making him like a pretzel and giving him the ability to clean his taint and starfish with his tongue.
Steve has an ego the size of Texas. The guy has taken roids for years and should look like RoHawk or Frog, but he has terrible genetics. They could pump him full horse like amounts of HGH and his calves just won’t grow. Poor soul, all those steroids ruining his insides, and all he has to show for it are so so bi’s, tri’s, and pitiful calves.
How can you be on juice and look like that!? It takes a more than a greasy tan and shtty dyed hair to look like ya lift.