Please Explain To These Cougars They Will Die Alone



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know these Cougars because in the past few years all my friends have slept with them, I myself can be found guilty as well.  The only reason I want to put them on blast because these Cougars think they are the hottest crew alive.  They all have nasty huge +2′s and at their age still looking for “True Love” and “The One”.  Nik, please explain to them why they will die single.

Move back to Riverside already… the second image with the vanishing blow hole and sideways saggers makes me want to throw up.  Any youth in Newport that tags these chicks are getting mind raped.- nik


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  1. July 18, 2010 at 2:13 pm

    Heavy Hands says:

    Wow. Check out the beaver tails hangin, second picture chick on the left. She could throw those over her shoulders and flash people behind her.

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  2. July 18, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    StaceyC says:

    Those are some serious floppers.

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  3. July 18, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    london says:

    all i can see is puppies. PUPPIES EVERYWHERE.

    Reply to london
  4. July 18, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    wlp says:

    I know the one on the left in the second picture.

    She is a skanky slut who likes Big Black Cock.

    She is disgusting.

    Reply to wlp
  5. July 18, 2010 at 2:44 pm

    Hugh Jazz says:

    I bet these cougars will let you do a threesome or foursome with them and do ATOGM. Got love cougar…. tween girls are so tightened up when it comes to the freaky.

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  6. July 18, 2010 at 2:57 pm

    Butthead says:

    No, No, No! Those are nice big tasties bottom pic left…

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  7. July 18, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    Been There! says:

    I did the bottom left Doggy Style a short time back. She took 8½ like a champ…

    Reply to Been There!
  8. July 18, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    Yas says:

    hoooooooollllllllyyyyy swaggers
    i wanna fly with the zebra print,in case of an emergency i could use her floatation devices

    Reply to Yas
  9. July 18, 2010 at 4:08 pm

    localsavage says:

    WTF with the Scarface poster? Nik is that a sure sign of a 5k millionaire? And why are all of the dogs staring at the one taco bender chick? Does she have fish tacos between her legs?

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  10. July 18, 2010 at 4:21 pm

    J says:

    The blonde cougar on the far right in the first photo looks tasty. I’d ream her until the sun comes up.

    Reply to J
  11. July 18, 2010 at 4:43 pm

    ewww says:

    Whale Wars

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  12. July 18, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    Tim Jennings (Dirty Army) from my iphone says:

    I like the big boob one one the left in 2nd pic, bet she go anal, and bareback

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  13. July 18, 2010 at 5:26 pm

    daboss says:

    the scarface poster is classy

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  14. July 18, 2010 at 5:32 pm

    The Fah-King says:

    Their moobies make me wanna puke!

    That’s the bottom line because I Fah-King said so!

    Reply to The Fah-King
  15. July 18, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    LA says:

    One word – PIGS

    Reply to LA
  16. July 18, 2010 at 5:36 pm

    CandyMan says:

    Poster admitting to pig sticking – hopefully a one time event. Agree with Nik for a change. The 2nd pic is horrifying – they’re way too big. They have no chance. Rich trouts want chicks under 125, not over 150.

    Reply to CandyMan
  17. July 18, 2010 at 5:46 pm

    Simon says:

    I just threw up my dinner! I can’t believe women that are that fat and gross would go out in public wearing two-piece swimsuits. Really bad manners to gross people out and scare children like that!

    Reply to Simon
  18. July 18, 2010 at 5:57 pm

    Cravin Morehead says:

    Those girls need loving too! I’ll bet they are the real greatful type.

    Reply to Cravin Morehead
  19. July 18, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    the decider says:

    it would be kind’a freaky ass drilling the green wench and those beat tits could be tucked under her arms facing you. who’da thunk’ith ass fcking and still sucking beat tits.

    Reply to the decider
  20. July 18, 2010 at 7:43 pm

    BlueNile says:

    Look at those gals in the second pic. They are carrying a wiiiiide load.

    Reply to BlueNile
  21. July 18, 2010 at 8:16 pm

    what the says:

    LAME – Its so obvious the person who put this up has been stalking facebook. Gee I guess we know someone is unpopular

    Reply to what the
  22. July 18, 2010 at 8:41 pm

    Gabriel says:

    Thew one on the left second pic looks like she is carrying saddle bags.

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  23. July 18, 2010 at 8:57 pm

    CaiLitz says:

    “they will die alone” woww, what an insult! id rather die alone & pretty & moneyed than cooking 3 meals a day for some old balls! real talk.

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  24. July 18, 2010 at 9:39 pm

    ManSized says:

    Ease up you young guys, there,s nothing wrong with the 2 dark haired girls, They,d scare the crap out of you weasels in bed..Leave em to me, I,ll sort em out..!

    Reply to ManSized
  25. July 18, 2010 at 9:50 pm

    sugarteets says:

    the one on the left in the 2nd pic has obviously had a tummy tuck you can see the scar and that’s why she has the mutated blow hole. That said, I’d smash that in a heartbeat! Any of those chicks would GET IT!

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  26. July 18, 2010 at 10:17 pm

    zeeb says:

    I guess I’m the only one that still would to the 2nd pic lower left… she’s still fire- what is wrong with everyone- trying to act like you all settle for 9′s or bust…. please half you won’t get a word out to her.

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  27. July 18, 2010 at 11:27 pm

    Cleopatra says:

    “Please explain to these cougars they will die alone.” Um…it kinda already looks like they have. I mean, 3 obese chihuahua-sporting Mexicans and a 45-year-old wannabe Paris Hilton circa 2002. Ladies, just face it. It’s over for you. You can go hang yourselves now…

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  28. July 19, 2010 at 5:23 am

    Moe says:

    These old sows are as wide as they are tall.

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  29. July 19, 2010 at 8:00 am

    maharaj says:

    mexicans are so nasty

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  30. July 19, 2010 at 8:34 am

    Anonymous says:

    Is it a safe bet to say this is how most Newport golddiggers end up?

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  31. July 19, 2010 at 7:45 pm

    dtm925 says:

    2nd pic the chick on the left… got anymore info or pics on her. I’d totally hit it!

    Reply to dtm925
    • July 20, 2010 at 11:23 pm

      zeeb says:

      agreed- thanks for not being so mr all high and mighty like everyone else claims to be- shes not the world- but damn if i would pass up

      Reply to zeeb
  32. July 20, 2010 at 9:36 am

    Elvis says:

    safe to say they smell like salsa and cilantro

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  33. July 20, 2010 at 9:45 am

    MR Smith says:

    I like the one, top picture 2nd from the left, next to floppy jugs, we need more intel on these chicks

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  34. July 22, 2010 at 3:32 am

    steve says:

    2nd picture with 7 inch wide samurai sword slash living off vaginamony

    Reply to steve
  35. July 23, 2010 at 11:25 pm

    cholo says:

    when women reach that stage of age, no matter how they take care of their body, face and have mulah, still, they will always left behind, why just study the bio clock of women and it will be revealed. So, if women thinks that they can compete with men and with their excuses, well, i will be so so sorry for these women. Ladies, stop living the fairy tale world it ain’t true and what ever you had on your menu, a hunk, with big dick that will swept your feet that’s enigmatic proposal of the society, don’t take us true men for granted instead, take us true men for the truth, cause you might miss the last train.

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  36. August 1, 2010 at 2:26 pm

    juh says:

    mooooooo

    Reply to juh
  37. August 9, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    Sue says:

    How anyone can classify any of these women as “cougars” is beyond me. That’s a stupid word anyway. Just because a woman dates a man a few years younger hardly makes her anything other then a normal woman dating a younger guy, period. Get a life people

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  38. September 9, 2010 at 12:27 am

    Mr. 616 says:

    THey are outside time, unknowledgeable to each other, and they are boversving time the same way I am, un achknowledgy an dun beknwonstt to me…

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  39. September 21, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    Capt. Rottencrotch says:

    I’d throw them a good bang. They have no idea of the loads I shoot.

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