Remember When You Had To Be Some Body To Get Into The Playboy Mansion




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik check out the trouts trip to the mansion , this dude is claiming to be A rich guy and he basically bought his way into the mansion and he was getting pervy and swervy with all the young chicks, the guy was bragging about his house in Bel Air, not to mention his Lambo, and Range Rover. These young dumb chicks have no idea if he is being honest, But I will give it to him the guy was scoring.

The Playboy Mansion is a museum and not a lifestyle.  Anybody can enter if you pay admission.- nik


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  1. July 1, 2010 at 8:03 am

    blah says:

    Admission for a dude is very high – if you can afford it you probably are the real deal and not a $30K Millionaire. Anyway does it really matter there are so many parties at the mansion these days – some are just other organizations putting on a party (Kandyland).

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    • July 1, 2010 at 11:31 am

      CHINCHILLA says:

      No its not expensive admission for a “male nobody” is $1k. But no one who is anyone would ever go anymore for free let alone a G. They should move the Mansion to Chicago where the girls would still be considered good looking.

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      • July 1, 2010 at 1:04 pm

        blah says:

        Wrong! If you have about $2 to $3K you can buy admission as a nobody to most parties while some parties go for a lot more. Chicago women are much finer so don’t knock Chi town bitch!

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      • July 1, 2010 at 6:06 pm

        30k milli says:

        Actually the last Kandyland party at the Mansion was $700 if you bought a month before. Women get in for free and are pulled from the scumholes of Los Angeles by promoters. It’s basically like one big dirty party – every dude pretending to be the sht because he’s at the Mansion and every chick thinking she’s a goddess and one step away from being a Playmate (reality is one step away from being a prostitute).

        I will give it this though – it’s a lot of fun. The Mansion has a way of fcking with people’s heads!

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  2. July 1, 2010 at 8:05 am

    Johnny Ultralove says:

    You can rent the mansion to throw a party, webmasters do it a couple of times a year
    hef doesn’t show, none of his bitches show up, you rent a hall bascially on the property,
    WOW

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  3. July 1, 2010 at 8:24 am

    Carl says:

    Lambo rental $1500, Entry fee $1000, sports coat $300, pepsi mixed with ambien $50, slayin shims with +2′s, priceless. There’s some things in life money can’t buy, but women aint one of them.

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  4. July 1, 2010 at 8:27 am

    Zack.Mcmorris says:

    The mansion has fallen off big time. NIK your already stepping up your game, you need to get on that bar you were talking about opening. The modern day playboy mansion.

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  5. July 1, 2010 at 10:06 am

    Dick Dasterdly says:

    Let this poor plastic faced Trout have his day in the sun!

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  6. July 1, 2010 at 11:05 am

    Anonymous in LA says:

    well said nik. now, buy out the geez and open up “DirtyLand”!:)

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  7. July 1, 2010 at 11:24 am

    IbleedPURPnGOLD says:

    I recognize that other dude, from a post a month or two back.

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  8. July 1, 2010 at 11:47 am

    Who decided... says:

    That wearing two bras at a time was cool and sexy? You look like an idiot!! Get some +2′s already!!

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  9. July 1, 2010 at 12:08 pm

    Enough Already says:

    Look at that douche bag in the diner tablecloth shirt in the first pic. Where’d he buy that? Costco?

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    • July 1, 2010 at 1:10 pm

      blah says:

      Actually thats a Playboy shirt each little square is a cover of the magazine – it looks awful and I am sure this trout bought it at TJMAxx its normally sold at playboystore site.

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  10. July 1, 2010 at 1:15 pm

    flip it, smack it... says:

    I’m sorry, but wasn’t/isn’t Playboy operated by a “trout”? seems like young guys worry that well established older men might take the hot young girls. No girl wants to be locked into a 30k milli –

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  11. July 1, 2010 at 1:23 pm

    name here says:

    did that sloot in the middle pic go to cu boulder?

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  12. July 1, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    me says:

    NewsFLASH that’s the purpose of the party, always has been…guys pay $1000 per ticket and they get to smooze with wanna be playboy girls, some real pbbunnies and a few celebs

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  13. July 1, 2010 at 7:15 pm

    Anonymous says:

    The old lady with the lazy eye (in red) is the hottest one there….which isn’t saying much unfortunately

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  14. July 2, 2010 at 10:44 am

    The Landscaper... says:

    Yep, I’m proof of that… been to the Midsummer’s night and Halloween parties at the Mansion.. As an Austin dude ballin’ on a budget, it’s more about who ya know and not always about the cash.

    I did have a good time out there and the women were all pretty cool.. Not once did I meet one chick out there who asked what I did for a living.. Think many of the smart hookers have figured that crap is a bit chiche’.

    Prolly figure if you are at one of Hef’s bashes. Might have your crap a bit in line.. Don’t have to brag about it.

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  15. July 2, 2010 at 8:42 pm

    Anonymous says:

    creepy deadeyes

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