San Antonio’s Savior
Posted in San Antonio, The Dirty, Would You? | July 30th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you HAVE to think this girl from San Antonio is worthy. She frequents the club scene, but I don’t think she has a rat tail…yet. She’s definitely hot and has a great body. Get’s crazy wasted but is pretty fun for the most part! Nik, pleaseee tell me you would. There has got to be a little bit of hope for San Antonio!
Answer: No, she is normal looking. Always ask yourself, “Would you even talk to her if she didn’t have +2′s?” You know my answer.
WHO IS? says:
Who is this girl. I would like to ram her.
to WHO IS?Tim Jennings (Dirty Army) from my iphone says:
I give her a 2.0
to Tim Jennings (Dirty Army) from my iphoneDella says:
Son of a gun, this is so heuplfl!
to DellaMakalah says:
I was so cfonused about what to buy, but this makes it understandable.
to MakalahCravin Morehead says:
I’d paint her face white.
to Cravin MoreheadLakiesha says:
Woot, I will certailny put this to good use!
to Lakieshaex lax says:
the mrs. butterball face just don’t do anything for me
to ex laxking al says:
cute as a button
to king alTwin Bolts says:
She has a GIANT vagina.
to Twin Bolts-
I don’t know that for sure, I just wanted to say, “She has a GIANT vagina.”
Anonymous says:
photoshopped to mediocrity
to AnonymousCrissy says:
Great hmaemr of Thor, that is powerfully helpful!
to Crissyuhhh yeah says:
I will promptly import her to Cincinnati where she will rise to number one in less than an hour. Not that that is something really hard to do here. Just ask Ocho.
to uhhh yeahAdonica says:
It was dark when I woke. This is a ray of ssunhine.
to AdonicaDilly says:
I literally jmuepd out of my chair and danced after reading this!
to DillyTanya says:
Why does the skin on her stomach look saggy? Did she just have a kid?
to TanyaT says:
who did her +2′s?!
to Ti want
Anonymous says:
they’re all natural bro
to AnonymousMissy says:
IJWTS wow! Why can’t I think of tihgns like that?
to Missyrotfl says:
Nik is killin’ me tonight lol
to rotflboston bad boy says:
she’d make a great girlfriend if you’re not looking for attention,plus you could take her home to the family to meet her. and then bang the azz off her like theres no tomorrow shake it up flip it rub it down oh no.thats the boston way.
to boston bad boyChase Mitchell Swallows All... says:
Is that how you do your boyfriend?? I did your mom like that
to Chase Mitchell Swallows All...boston bad boy says:
we’re brother’s you sick f#ck i will never talk to you or ma again!
to boston bad boyTonyS says:
Those are real.
to TonySI decided.
delta force says:
I will say this, she doesn’t try to fake people out with photoshop etc… for that she gets my respect…. and if she wants it… my greg.
to delta forceDernell says:
Didn’t know the forum rules alolwed such brilliant posts.
to DernellAnonymous says:
San Antonio needs to give it up already!!!! There’s nobody there, there’s nothing there, no cool places to do or anything. It’s been this way forever and ever, we cannot change it, the city is set in its ways. Even my freakin mom always says all girls from San Antonio are nasty and ghetto and she’s in her late 50′s. San Antonio just needs to accept it and get over it.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
suk my dick u fckin hater
to Anonymousto anonymous says:
Yeah and your mom is prob one of them. 50 years of being a slut
to to anonymousAnonymous says:
ohh wow. emily.
to Anonymouswell drank addict says:
You must understand a skinny blonde in san antonio is propped up compared to the normal fat, tattooed covered, five different baby daddys, anti arizona law, mexicanas cows.
to well drank addictthe dude says:
aaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha. so so true.
to the dudeAnonymous says:
Weaver has reallll breasts. and she is soooo sweet! She has never had a kid and she doesnt have to use photoshop! gorgeous
to AnonymousLaquisha says:
It’s good to get a fresh way of lokonig at it.
to Laquishaboston brawler says:
i would bang her right to the moon,she’s really cute we need more like her.
to boston brawlerAnonymous says:
san antonio will never have talent. it is the armpit of texas.
to AnonymousTanya says:
No, the armpit of Texas is Killeen, I decided.
to TanyaTj says:
Sounds like you’ve never been to El Paso.
to TjDavinci says:
u can defitinely unoad jizz on those +2′s. For those new to the dirty, +2′s=Melons, t*ts, jugs, etc. HA
to DavinciSimon says:
I like!
to SimonFred Farkel says:
Those breasts look awesome to me…
to Fred FarkelJ says:
She’s cute. Those are some great tits. I’d give this Southern girl a good hard pounding.
to JWilhelmina says:
AFAICT you’ve covered all the bases with this asnwer!
to WilhelminaLatoya says:
Fell out of bed feeling down. This has brihgtneed my day!
to LatoyaKerriann says:
This webiste makes things hella easy.
to KerriannStrate-Razor says:
she deserves a roll as long as she does not speak
to Strate-RazorMahala says:
This information is off the hziool!
to MahalaTexas Cub says:
those are some beautiful real tatas.
to Texas CubJenita says:
Youre a real deep thinker. Thanks for sahnrig.
to JenitaLily says:
And to think I was going to talk to somoene in person about this.
to LilyBuffaloAjax says:
Squirrel face.
to BuffaloAjaxHines says:
Well done atircle that. I’ll make sure to use it wisely.
to HinesEstella says:
Me and this artilce, sitting in a tree, L-E-A-R-N-I-N-G!
to EstellaDudeinSa says:
Dang… if this is San Antonio’s Savior, we are in Deep Doo Doo!
to DudeinSaThehighguy says:
Brownbagga for sure…. Maybe 2
to ThehighguyAnonymous says:
nice natural tata’s
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
emily weaver
to AnonymousCami says:
Keep on wrtinig and chugging away!
to CamiKert says:
This does look porimsing. I’ll keep coming back for more.
to KertAnonymous says:
shes hot. and pretty down to earth fun girl. she should not be on here
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
to all u pathetic ppl with no lives and sit on here and look through it just to make ur day go by a lil faster and look at ppl u don’t know or will never meet and ur comment means nothing to anyone and most of the ppl that talk sht are prolly ugly anyways…this girl is very sweet, and NOT UGLY in any way… so get a life and stop revolving it around this website
to AnonymousDudeinSa says:
English, please.
to DudeinSaJimbo says:
There’s a teirfric amount of knowledge in this article!
to Jimbojten says:
I plan on her being my future ex wife. She has it all. Great looks, great personality, not a pepsi head, and she likes to go out and party, but she’s not a bottle rat.
to jtenEmily says:
thanks guys my 2ts are real feel free to jizz on them anytime
to EmilyAnonymous says:
those boobs are real. however that is the only real thing about emily. she gets wasted and makes a fool of herself at every party she goes to. don’t even bother nik. she would get to drunk and pass out anyways.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
It’s all real, she used to work for me.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
i went to school with this girl. she is pretty cute, these few pics don’t do her justice. no kids. tits are real and fantastic. alcohol(ism) comes with the package though. 95% of her pics are with her with a drink (or two) in a club dancing. shes young though so maybe it’s just that “hey i’m 21 i better get schwasted while i’m hot enough for guys to buy me drinks,” phase. not that any of this is a bad thing. she just seems like a lush. but i’d hit for sure. twice. and once in the morning before i went to work.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
she is an awesome girl. i used to party with her all the time and yea she gets drunk but who doesn’t when you’re partying, isn’t the point to get wasted and have a good time. she’s all natural and for being as hot as she is she isn’t a slut. i always have a good time when im around her
to AnonymousLore says:
Hey, that post leaevs me feeling foolish. Kudos to you!
to LoreButterfly says:
You’re the gaeretst! JMHO
to Butterfly