Ben Quayle Is Brock Landers
The great writings of Ben Quayle (click on pink link titles to see his full work):
5/18/07 – Brock’s Corner: Scottsdale Hairstyle’s
[Snippet] As a preface, I want to tell you a little about myself. First off, I’m a tall drink of water who is easy on the eyes. Plus, my moral compass is so broken I can barely find the parking lot. Long story short, on a scale of 1-to-10, I’m awesome.
At night and on the weekends, I frequent the same places that you do. I’m at the bars, the clubs, the pool parties and the free health clinic (actually I’ve never been there, but dare to dream). Basically, I’m F’n everywhere.
5/30/07 – Brock’s Corner: Foxy Lady
6/06/07 – Brock’s Corner: Lost in Translation
[Snippet] It all begins after hearing the description provided by a lady friend. I usually have my blind date built up in my mind like this: she is model hot, wicked smart, uproariously funny, runs a 4.5 40-yard dash, once saved a small Indonesian village from a swarm of locusts with only a kite and a tennis ball and has serious daddy issues (just how I like ‘em).
Unfortunately, my heightened expectations are usually destroyed by cruel reality. I could go into great detail about these types of encounters, but then I’d break out in a cold sweat and I would need to take a ‘rape’ shower, and I’ve already taken two of those today…the smell of shame just won’t rub off no matter how hard I try. Zest fully clean my ass!
6/16/07 – Brock’s Corner: P-Nazi Confusion
6/29/07 – Brock’s Corner: All Tatted Up
[Snippet] Seriously, does everyone in this town have an F’n tattoo? Does the Scottsdale city council have a task force that delves out crappy tattoos to all of its citizens? If that’s the case, it’s a good thing I can run sub 5-minute miles for 2 hours straight before I collapse from exhaustion. Otherwise, they may have caught me and I would have some seriously bad ink, and that would be horrible because I have flawless skin. Plus, the ladies don’t want me to draw attention from this ass and this bone structure. That would be similar to placing a couple paint by numbers pieces just below the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Did I just compare my ass and bone structure to Michelangelo’s masterpiece in the Sistine Chapel? Yes, yes I did…I only write the truth.
7/27/07 – Brock’s Corner: Lake Pleasant
[Snippet] Anyway, after concluding that sipping mint juleps dockside had been replaced with taking body shots off of scantily clad ladies, it was time to lose my yachting attire–and that’s when things started to get interesting.
As I slowly and seductively removed my sexy outfit, a palpable tension was felt across the lake. When I took off my shirt, and the ladies caught a glimpse of my chiseled physique, I was summarily mobbed like I was a member of Menudo during the Puerto Rican day parade in NYC. Not that this is anything new.
Huge shout out to Verum Serum for digging up these 2007 DirtyScottsdale.com archives of Ben Quayle’s work. Like I have said in all my interviews, Ben Quayle was a great writer for DirtyScottsdale.com (now TheDirty.com). He was a legend in Arizona as Brock Landers.- nik
These are great! Lol
THIS KIND OF SH*T PISSES ME OFF!!!! THESE FRICKIN’ LIARS THAT SHAKE HANDS AND KISS BABIES….I AM NOT NORMALLY A FAN OF THIS KIND OF ‘CALL OUT’ BUT BRAVO TO NIK ON THIS ONE….I ONLY WISH HE HAD JUST ONE PHOTO OF THIS GUY HE COULD POST TO US TO BURY HIM…….ANYTHING NIK?
Agree these guys act like u and me but to the media they act like they’ve never sinned in their life. Obamas another one guy likes his celebrity too much he’s too busy showing up on the view and playen basketball with NBA players while there’s a ton of oil in the ocean and people runnen across the boarder. All talk no walk he’s a great salesman can’t wait to vote him out. Then he shoves healthcare down our throat when no WORKING tax payer wants it, what a joke…
awesome! let’s see his chiseled chest photos
LOL you can only sell your soul once desperado(hoomoman), funny this didnt have the bigtime media legs you were hoping for . But you would vote for him haha
I can’t help but wonder.
Everyone on this site is so anti-gay, anti-trout, anti-cougar, AND ANTI-CREEPER – then why was this clown so hooked up with thedirty in the first place??
You forgot the part where I photoshop all my pictures at my nice home – with the garage full of nice cars. Oh yeah. And that hot ex-wife of mine was FAKE.
One part you have right. Well sort of.
I made a fortune serving auto workers.
LOL. Oops. Silly me. That part is true too.
Oh yeah. I forgot something. Ben’s father???? Well. He’s been to my house. About 100 years ago, of course.
Douche. 99.999% of people that boast about things on the internet are liars. You are a liar, and, quite possibly, a butt pirate. No one wants you here, just like your children and ex wife. Notice a pattern?
Ben Quayle needs to remove himself from this race. His lack of integrity and honesty has been clearly displayed and it is becoming the laughing stock of the country. Ben – please do us all a favor and just pull the plug and go back to whatever state you claim you are from today. Its not a smear campaign if its true Ben, you wrote, you lied, what else is there to say.
I still say 50/50 that he lives here after he loses the primary. Love that new commercial, really makes me laugh.
hes fking handsome.. i love older sexy guys
id vote for his hott ass if i lived arizona i dont care if he denies the dirty or you Nik. Im in love with him haha jk not really but hes cute i love his eyes they are almost as pretty as mine.
Hey nik why are you such a hater. Hes a politician they have to look good to the public. Being affiliated with you could hurt his entire political career. He is probably being told to seperate himself from you. Not because he doesnt like you or thinks anything bad about you but he has a team of P.R people in his ear 24/7 trying to uphold an image that people would vote for. I LOVE YOUR SITE BUT YOU CAN ACT LIKE SUCH A SCORN JADDED WOMAN SOMETIMES. I dont really know who this jackoff is but rumors and gossip can kill careers you are totally trying to ruin this guy and all he is trying to do is keep some sht he did a while back under raps. This guy might have helped our economy and country in the furture but we will never know because nik richie wants to be a tattle tale.
Milk it nik. squezze it till its got no juice. u gettin boring, just sayin….
this guy is prime douche loser. perfect for politics now days.
Nik, Eff You See Kay Ben or Brock whatever his name is….I don’t care. Please, we need more post about Mr. 615. Now that’s some funny stuff.
“I deserve respect for the things I did not do.”
Dan Quayle
So, so amazing. My ex works with Papa Quayle at the private equity firm Cerberus Capital Management in NYC and says he is so stupid that clients make fun of him to his face and he just laughs right along like the mope he is. Obviously the apple doesn’t fall far too from the tree.
They laugh about you too…hence the ex part
1 – He fits in great w/ the Republican party.
That said, I’m glad the story is out. The only thing worse than a DB is a lying, hypocritical DB.
2 – Saw this story on Hard Ball last night.
3 – Nik is the ultimate opportunist! No loyalty at all to former employees. I bet the level of trust w/in the dirty is at an all time high now.
This guy is awesome! He def. outweighs NIK. Smart, witty, diverse vocab and universally knowledgeable … Nik is WAAAAY lacking compared to this guy. You need to hire him back!!!! ALL DAs need to be supporting this guy in whatever his endeavors may be. He shouldn’t deny his affiliation with the dirty.com but just not comment about the situation, it isn’t a good look. Especially if you are trying to work hard and achieve success in real work.
that chick in the red (left side of picture) has a giant hooked JEW nose and creeps me out!
Reading his blogs makes me want to vote for him more. I think Brock is funny.
He is a very good writer, very funny.
Nik, when he fails at life and has to drop from the running you need to re-hire this guy. He’s hilarious!!
this dude is sweet…way sweeter than I thought. After seeing his lame commercial and writing him off as a dbag, I actually like the guy and would vote for him after reading his writings. His writing is hilarious and you can tell he is a pig just like all of us…his takes are right on…I just want to know if he was just a verbal playboy or if he used his status and lie to actually get laid (which I respect more). Nik, did he pull tail like Ari does now?
Holy sh*t this guy needs to come back to thedirty!
your selling out your old friend to drive traffic to your website. Anyone who thinks they are nik’s friends now BE WARNED!
You will get yours some day, nik.
Nik,
you have let this run its course, and it’s already gotten stale. Think about it, the poor guy wants to move on from his freaking old college job…just let him move on and get a real job. Stop latching onto him like an old herpes infection! Leave the guy alone.
We all did stupid things when we were younger, and worked less-than-respectable jobs. Why are you trying to stand in his way from moving on from the “Brock Landers” day. I doubt you will sway anyone’s mind in this election.
Just let it go Nik, it’s stale now.
The Dirty is seriously dying down… Such stupid posts lately.
Nobody cares Nik, sorry someone actually thinks your a tool and doesn’t want any affiliation with you.
nik this is played out. boring! no one cares! where are the leper posts!?
mothafckin Brock Lnders for President!
This dude is a great writer. Maybe you shouldn’t have alienated him, he’s got about 334 times more talent than any of the other lackeys you got over there now.
Actually, I have more respect for this guy after reading his writings. What I don’t understand is why Nik (if you are really his friend) would be doing everything to squeeze out a story at his friends expense simply to get more PR for the Dirty.
anyone that works with nik richie take note of this. if it will generate him some business he will throw you under the bus at any given moment.
I would say that anyone who analyzes writing would be able to easily tell if these were written by Ben by comparing these posts with other writings he has published. He can deny it all he wants, but personal writing styles are about as unique as fingerprints.
Another one of the “I’ am better than all of you I have such high values, blah, blah, blah,”
What a fcking douchebag! He is more irrelevant and stupid than his “potatoe” head douchebag father!
“Brock Lnders” = Best stories ever
That guy is a total ROCKSTAR. Makes WWAGD look like a poor man’s Ben Quayle.
***Surprising how awesome this guy is.
(Nik I know you want your payday, but if you waited 4-6yrs longer after he started his political career this story would be fcking off the chain. Unfortunately he is too young to have this story matter. He still looks like a kid.)
As someone who has never come to thedirty.com before and is only here to read about what this candidate has been doing in the years leading up to this race, I think you’re doing a great service, Nik. Clearly, Quayle has lied about this issue. Repeatedly. If he’s lying to the people whose votes he so desperately wants NOW, just imagine what’ll happen when he gets to D.C.
I AGREE WITH YOU NIK ON THIS ONE…….I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE THE WRITING STYLE OF BEN, ER BROCK, BUT IT IS AGGRAVATING TO SEE THE CONTINUED DENIALS…….
BEN QUALYE-
QUIT THE LANCE ARMSTRONG ROUTINE AND JUST FESS UP TO YOUR ALER EGO.
THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE…..GET IT OVER WITH SO YOU DON’T TO DEAL WITH IT IN THE GENERAL…….
I’m still gonna vote for you, but you’re pissing me off…………………
Who cares? Politicians are liars. That’s kind of obvious this day and age, right? If he didn’t lie he wouldn’t be qualified.
Good work Nik….. We need to out the liars from office! It doesn’t matter that he did it…. it just matters that he lied about it! What a D-Bag!
Keep this going…. Post some damn incriminating pics
Did you get slapped on the winkie by Vern Parker….you’ve stopped twittering about this all together since you were tied to the stories? Not a Quayle fan, but would neer vote for anyone ties to Rose.
Ah the good old Drity Scottsdale days. Don’t forget your roots Nik
you must really have it out for this guy though nik
esp with the black girls vagina u have as the following post he must have done something to u hahaa
It’s too bad he doesn’t write for you anymore. He was great. It would be nice to come across some intelligent and humorous writing on this page once in a while but I love the dirty anyway even though it is completely devoid of any intelligence.lol
If he would have owned up to this I would have voted for him. Brings back memories reading these.
I bet Ben Quayle’s business cards are in “bone.”
Ben Quayle=American Psycho
He’s got a lunch appointment with Bill Cosby. Then he’s got to return some videos.
No matter what he’s an amazing writer.
fck this wack job!!!!!!!!! him and his dad are both bitchs! I will have sex with brocks chick tho.
Ben Quayle is a douche bag and cretin just like his useless “potatoe” head asshole father.
Idk where this guy gets off thinking he’s attractive… Cause he’s far from it. This guy wouldn’t be sh*t without his family name.
It’s sad to reflect on what an opportunity Nik squandered…the orginal dirty scottsdale had some witty posts, one can see that some effort was put into making the site what is was. The current state of the dirty is abysmal, I read it on the hopes that it will become great again some time.
Brock Landers? Danny Boy couldn’t even think up his own name? He had to get one from a hollywood movie about 70′s porno? Sad.
Is that his wife to the left of the picture? What is her story? Brock’s…. Oops I mean ben’s chick is way hotter.
PALIN-QUAYLE 2012
At least he didnt go and get his name legally changed to his alter ego. That would have been really a d-bag move.
My guess he’s some rich kid who’s a mommy’s boy who likes to get boned by mommy’s boyfriends when she is out.
“Rape shower”?! Any man who further demeans rape victims by using that term the way he did, is not someone who should be representing anyone! I wonder what Tiffany thinks about his use of that term.
long before your readers were enjoying scottsdale nightlife, i was creating the same with my friends. in the 70′s it was the same with the bob crane scandal and the mafia and cowboy owned car dealerships. it has evolved now into brock landers and a run for government office. the funny thing is that his writings are admired and actually pretty good! he should be proud of his work and run on a platform of truth and honesty instead of denial and disgrace. after all, aren’t we the ones who are going to be electing him anyways?!
mike
VOTE FOR BROCK!!!
First, HE LIED about contributing. He is trying to present himself as a “Family Man” yet had to use his nieces in Campaign Photos. Luckily Ben has the use of SPELLCHECK – an asset his dad did not have use of. So, his writings show either a) his true feelings about his love of himself and his body or b) lies to create a character to attract readers that was loaded with lies and falsehoods. Either way – I wouldn’t hire him to watch my children let alone run my state.
Is it just me, or does Ben Quayle look just like the dude who plays Wizzrobe in the web-series Leged of Neil?
These snippets were the funniest most well written pieces that have ever graced this site!
WOW.. He can spell well enough to be a writer!!!
His mother must have helped him with his homework, we all know his father couldn’t spell.
Gotta hand it to Brock! His legendary skills are the stuff of legends…
“As I slowly and seductively removed my sexy outfit, a palpable tension was felt across the lake. When I took off my shirt, and the ladies caught a glimpse of my chiseled physique, I was summarily mobbed like I was a member of Menudo during the Puerto Rican day parade in NYC. Not that this is anything new.”
That sht would get a D- in a first year English class.
who cares how is this bad at all?
Ben, just read some of the other comments and you’ll see why it’s bad! LOL
I have to give the guy credit– his writing reflects a mind that is articulate, clever, amusing, and refreshingly honest, and I really wish he would decide to utilize these qualities during his campaign. However, the smug self-importance has got to go. Overcompensating for being gangly and awkward much? Hey, Ben, the stick bug exhibit at the zoo called. They want you back in your terrarium by 5pm.
So, Ben says he was brought up right???? How can that be?? He sounds like a big jerk to me. I bet there are some girls out there that can attest to that. Ben, go back to writing and admiring yourself. You deserve you.
Next news… Gay.
he had an internal email with you and worked for you? Shouldn’t the email address be @thedirty.com back then?
there is something about him that reminds me of Ted Bundy.