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Homie been there since jordan played…
Always bet on Black!
dude still waiting for his shirt after winning the caption contest
IM STILL WAITING ON 2 OF THEM 2…THIS SHI IS A SCAM
yea I won 2 also & never got anything
Damn I should have kept playing ball, god knows I aint gonna make cash playing nickle slots.
slots???, i thought you said sluts.
“There goes my paycheck. . . “
Michael Jordan is really hitting the bottom with his gambling problem.
Maybe if Jordan stuck to slots they wouldn’t have killed his dad?
“Nappy Nap time after a rough day at the craps table” No pun intended…
Pants on the chair
Pants on the chair
Lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the chair
With the gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways by the slot machine
Pants hit the chair
Call yourself a cool cat
Lookin’ like a fool
sittin’ downtown with your pants on the chair
ahahaah nice
…..the ITIS strikes again.
His left hand is getting ready to show how much he Really loves his new hat.
What ever… you never get your tshirt anyways. Another scam!
Whoa is me, whoa is me, dat da*m whitey done set dee’s machines so’s a black man doun stands a chance. Wear iz docta king when you needs him?
Scottie Pippen right before going to bankruptcy court………..
50 Tyson rap battle vs Penny Slots
“Obama, got any more of those Stimulus Checks for a brotha?”
Man….
I thought because i voted for obama
that all my problems would go away
Michael Jordan if he would have selected pro golf over basketball.
MJ didn’t get the memo, the Bobcats don’t have a lottery pick this year…
Dam Lean!
gonna sleep this off til we get a black president
Which one of MJ’s kids is that?
his HO is working overtime
Wesley Snipes in Black Men Can’t Gamble
“It’s hard to be a gangsta.”
everyday im hustlin
His Hanes bacon neck collar outlasted this fool.
Looks like Too $hort blew the whistle a little too long….
It be da firs yet…jus waitin on dat check…
Oh lord, govment gonna take my baby.
“I got robbed by a little old lady on a motorized cart… I didn’t even see it coming”
How does this damn thing work
at least it wasn’t the get away car…
They don’t pay me enough to pull this lever.
Rough day at the office.
Damn now I cant even buy a McDonalds McChicken.
pimpin’ ain’t easy
$35k and i still cant get laid!
Jordan’s kid drops 35k at Aria while Pippen’s kid is playing penny slots….like father, like son.
i cant believe i just blew $20!
my thumb hurts