He Was Cheating The Whole Time We Were Together
THE DIRTY ARMY: Ladies, this is Joey Swoll, aka Tristan Joseph, aka Tristan Swoll. You’ll find him at the gym jamming needles in his ass, or creeping Facebook for fitness and or bikini girls. He claims to be a nice boy, and he tell you everything you want to hear. But Joeys real passion is sucking Greg for money. I was dating Joey for the last YEAR, I made all his food, and even helped him with his needles, but then I found out he was cheating on me ALL THE TIME!! and I found out he has a Gay porn website, when I confronted him about it he told me he needed the money to pay his sick grannies medical bills. Not only that but he gave me 2 DRD’s. thank god mine were fixed with a few pills, cuz he gave my ex best friend DRD that doesn’t go away! Stay away Ladies!!! Hes Trouble.
Ladies never trust a man named Tristan.- nik
Hey, it’s not his fault you’re a stupid overly trusting moron.
U dumb wh0re. Thats why you dont date self absorbed d-bags. Lesson learned. Enjoy the AIDS. lulz
Disgusting!
So he gave your friend an STD then dated you..and you didnt get it? Makes sense.
Wondering if the “ex best friend” is the “ex best friend because the poster f*cked the friend’s boyfriend or the other way around.
hes hott of course he was cheating all hott guys cheat.
First of all you got what you deserved for taking part in his steroid charade . 2nd I’d hate to be you with that awful after taste stuck in your mouth . I bet you got the DRD from Dung off of his dirty Greg .
whats with the homos and the banana hammocks? I guess it’s the only way to let the roid penis look bigger.
This post is a total made up Fake.. Thats a story you hear in High School Good Try Though Dirty. I made all his Food and helped him with his Needles.. I found out he had a Gay Porn site…. Thedirty needs better story tellers you guys are getting way to easy. Kids are learning now young whats fake Pick up your game Dirty
Couldn’t of said it better myself.
The funniest part about this post is that it is, actually, true. Granted- its dramatic in the verbiage used… but its not even exaggerated- at all! Priceless! hahahahaa
No, he really does appear on straightmuscleguys.com. As for the rest, I don’t know what to make of it.
trish has a point.. it makes you even worse
Let me see if am following here – You made him his food, (which you probably purchased for him.) You proceeded to inject god knows what in his butt. He gives you two drd, and your friend another drd variant, and then you find out he has been having salami’s and bologna shoved up his butthole to make a living as a gay porn web celebrity.
so over the course of the year, just what was the red flag that had you think, “maybe this isn’t the guy for me?”
Right, but you forgot it was to help his sick granny! ( Which makes all of this ‘ok’ )
serves you right IDIOT girl.
he sounds like Tommy Brandt, he did the same thing to me, thankfully I busted him and left him b4 he could give me DRD, walking away was the best thing you could do hunny, he’s on a different path, I bet he does pepsi and takes viagra too….
….so you have the DRD that doesn’t go away?
i know joey, he did work with a gay modeling agent in new york who likes to have his models suck his greg. He has done steroids for yearrrrrsssss.. not suprised about the gay porn
Tristan’s not the idiot, you are…
im actually good friends with joey and there is alot of rumors going around about him but none of them are true. he does not do gay porn nor is he gay for pay. why would you even put that sht on here. hey, get over the heartbreak and move on little girl. all this just shows why i guy wouldnt want to date you
Freaudian slip? “all this just shows why *i* guy wouldnt want to date you”
” 2 DRDs “, sorry lady once I’m on you that’s it.
This post is retarded. Sergo is a good guy.
OK I know this kid from the gym, he does take steroids but thats bc he is a bodybuilder. ITS LEGAL in that sport. And retard us bodybuilders wear posing suits not banana hammocks. Hating on the kid bc he gets chicks is pretty original I must say… And he hasnt had a gf for a yr bc he hasnt even been in Chicago the past yr. I swear I guarantee he is somewhere laughing about this bc thats the kindve guy he is. Hes been hated on more than anyone Ive seen in the gym all bc he A) Is big B) has been in a TON of magazines which everyone is jealous they cant do C) bc even if this was true he would STILL get girls. My hats off to him keep pumpin hard SWOLE
are you f*cking kidding me w/ that reply? this guy is 100% homosexual, he has no interest in girls. if someone’s only accomplishment in life is being “big” then they may as well f*cking kill themselves….its as big of an accomplishment as taking a good dump.
Youre an idiot…steroids aren’t legal in bodybuilding!!!! Maybe overlooked but def not LEGAL…I don’t know what kind of shows you’ve been doing
d*&k rider you probrolly have a gay homo fling with him
So you helped him inject the roids, and now that you are Pissed at him for banging your best friend, you come on here and talk sht about him using the roids….You are a MORON.
redflags 1,2,and 3, didnt clue you in? hmmm? Douche he may be, but you Let yourself get walked on.
no sht…
Tristan is a gay name. His parents are probably just as queer as him.
I’ve dated him and he wasn’t (and isn’t) anything like what’s being said here.
You want Jersey Shore, you get Jersey Shore… you needle-pricking sloot. Oh, and nice banana-hammock, d-bag.
never ever trust a guy who pays that much attention to what he looks like..i mean really NO guy should have his eyebrows that perfect.
I agree with Nik. never trust a man with the name “Tristan”…my ex name was Tristan and he was a cheating dog. he was that type of guy that would look u straight in the eyes and lie with no remorse or emotions.
i know this boy too…shady d-bag for sure
This is awesome. Joey can be as shredded as he wants, it doesn’t change the fact that he is 5’5″ tall… And he is a total homo… Used to send me all sorts of whacky naked pictures of himself without me asking for them. It was so sick! Totally obsessed with himself it’s disgusting. He also supposedly has some wealthy male doctor who gives him money for you can imagine what. So pathetic.
SO TRUE. He used to send me pictures all the time too and I was like who IS this guy??!! What a weirdo!!!
He did the same thing to me. This creep will get your number and then the next thing you know he starts sending you naked pics of himself. He is totally nasty and it is a big turnoff. He is pathetic.
whata fag
Umm sorry you had that bad experience but what did you expect? He reeks of homosexual. Spray tan, lack of body hair, love of sticking things in his butt, tiny speedo. I just wonder how you could not have known you were his beard
no way, he just msgd me on fb recently… he was definitely dtf but i was not.. thank you dirty army for giving me even more reason not to wanna chill with this steroid fein
Joey used to be one of my good friends. I know that all of these accusations are false. So what if he’s a bodybuilder? I think it’s awesome he’s following his dream and being a success. He’s always been hated on because of his success. He’s a good guy and always been there for me. Good luck Joey and keep doing what you’re doing!
haha i knew he was a tool! just when i met him, this dude would like send me pictures of himself…no comment.
Yes! He would send me a ton of pictures pf himself. Like sick ones in thongs and sht. I didn’t even ask him for them… He would send me like 5 in a row… Every single day. What a weirdo!! And he was ALWAYS fishing for compliments… TOOL!
so funny i doubt any of you would have the balls to go up to him or his family and say this in person… bc u know ud get laughed at in your face or ROCKD. Talking shi online is about as cool as being a baby killer. you all have nothing to do with your lives but talk shi. But I guarantee none of you have the backbone to say something or write your REAL name bc ur scared little shis. That kid is nice to everyone and never has a mean word to say. Even when people say dumb sit about him hes still level headed. Sign of true character. Ive worked out with him at xsport in bricktown and I always see him being a class act. keep lifting hard Joey and showing these FAKE ASS HATERS WHO HAVE ZERO LIFE AND NO BALLS TO TALK TO YOU FACE TO FACE you dont care.
I once saw this homo making out with some midget named Anthony shitino in the Maine South lockeroom no bullsht.. Then he started taking steroids.Now he creeps around edison park looking for underage girls like a 30year old fag probbally with an extra small ballsack st this point after all the roids.. End of story.
Ok people seriously you have no lives hatin on him like this. I know him through the gym and the city and talk to him all the time. He is the sweetest guy and he has been nothing but straight up honest with me, even though it was not always what i wanted to hear. I guess some salty ass bitch decided to come on here and hate on him cuz he dont want her. and to the hater army, most of you probably do not even know him so do not even try to act like u do. He is hot but he works hard to look the way he does, nothin wrong with being proud of that and wanting to show it off, u would 2. he he pulls a lot of girls, there is nothing wrong with that, its their own fault if they decided to hook up with him. hes straight up bout everything!!!!!!!! STOP HATIN…….SERIOUSLY GROW UP!!!!
stupid people, if you hate him so much why dont you say it to his face? its bullshi how many people get posted on here for no reason, no worries joey! this just means youre even more popular than before! ;}
hey tristan, quit sending those unwanted naked pics because nobody wants them! you roid up douche
I am not sure of the validity of any of the aforementioned posts other than he does steroids. He has admitted to me that he does them.
What I do know is that Joe Sergo is a nice guy and does not instigate anything. Also, he pulls a lot of tail. I have witnessed that first hand.
This dude is way too funny! He is sending naked pics of himself to women all over the country and maybe men too lol. He is now texting with Jennifer Braff (51 year old cougar/look her up on his FB)…..I guess he’s working her for his next move to LA (he probably needs a sugar mama). Joey, do you honestly think you have any talent what’s so ever??????
HAHAHA HE is a driving teacher, people i know thought he was so hot, but after reading this. its digusting
I f*cked him back in the day when he looked somewhat good. This kid has the smallest d*ck ever! it’s like stub! he even knows it’s true he calls it a soup can,fat and short the thing is like 3 inches hard! gross, after the 2 pump chump was done i laughed and walked out. I feel sorry for the kid plus he is receding…BAD! He should just shave his head, it will probably look better, maybe idk. Either way lay off the steroids buddy you are not 18 anymore you are aging like sh*t!
wowww as much as i’m not a big fan of mr sergo i think people really need lives… what do you get out of blasting someone on this pathetic website? oh he broke my heart, oh wah wah he slept with my friend… get over it, karma is a btch let what is coming to him, come to him. who goes out of their way to actually get pictures, write a lil novel, and post it on this demeaning site? grow up… we’re not in highschool anymore. and to his “ex” … that’s why they’re called an ex, and EXample of what you don’t want anymore… normally when you break up you leave it at that, if you go tp the extreme to try and embarrass them just shows you’re not completely over them.. jealousy breeds haters, remember that… let God be the judge
okay this is really gettin out of control. it’s joey here. yeah, i don’t know his whole personal life but this kid is tight. he always was. i know that he’s a good person. he does have a good heart and i know he takes really good care of his fam, especially his mom. everyone who needs to come on here and write trash needs to grow up. yeah he screwed you over, grow up and be mature about it and move on. that’s what most normal people do. keep it up joey. i always had your back. good luck joey!
WOW this is all soooo funny. he is the biggest dousche bag for SURE. he would send me penis pictures of him alllll the time. and was talking to my friends the same time we were talking. sent them pictures of him supposedly naked. but i never saw his face. how WEIRD Is that. he’s such a player. actually the biggest jagoff i’ve ever met i must say. so for those of you who are applauding mr. sergo. PLEASE. you’re just as pathetic as he is then. Anyone who supports someone who is a liar, a fraud, and NOT a good person what so ever. should take a look at themselves as well.
you’re a moron
enough with the naked emails already… you seriously have issues. i dont want anymore pics you slime ball. and yes his dick IS small.. i made the mistake of letting him take me for dinner, bad move! total creep. hasnt left me alone since.
Im a guy that met Joey in the gym too! and guess what, IM GAY, and Joey loved flirting with me. and when i asked propositioned him for some fun, he was totally up for it. he does have a Tiny cock… yes,…….but man can he suck a cock.
goturback is johnny matassa for sure. way to go buddy. they both hang out bc they are both 5’5″
Joey Seto aka Tristan…..stop going on myspace and facebook to find girls that want you to send them nasty naked pictures of yourself….no one needs to see that sht especially when you hit up the same friend circles. It doesn’t surprise me he did best friends because he sure as hell tried going after all mine plus me. Thank God we weren’t as dumb as the publisher to fall for his antics.
And what the fck is DRD?? It’s an STD and yours probably never went away. Didn’t your mother teach you not to go near those red bumps?
This kid is a complete and utter tool. Any chick that falls for his tricks absolutely deserves the “DRD” she ends up with because there’s not enough roids in the world to help this sack.
Serto! Stupid keyboard
just google “tristan swoll”. hahaha… sure yur not gay
I can’t tell if you guys hate him more for being a cheater/liar/drug user or for being gay. Replace the word “gay” with the word “black” and then take stock of how bigoted some of these comments are. Also, sleep with dogs and you’re going to get fleas girly.
This idiot is now dating a porn star Erika Thompson Aka Xara Diaz or Karen Karma. This just way too funny!! Lol
True! He and Xara Diaz / Erica Moore / Karen Kam
DESERVE each other!!!
Joey is the most amazing man i ever met!!!!!
Ha ha ha!!
To all of you haters, I recently met Joey at my gym and he’s a really nice kid pursuing his dreams. Why the hate and venom here?
So what he cheated? All men cheat, the hot ones simply have more opportunities.
Steroids? of course. He is a bodybuilder chasing a pro card.
And the gay for pay stuff? Maybe not a wholesome way to make a living but who’s to judge?
Not everyone has wealthy parents, a trust fund or a well paid job. And most good looking people (men and women) use their looks for financial gain.
BTW, read the statistics recently? 1 in 5 Americans has herpes.
Sure he’s the one who gave it to you?
Joey Swoll, Tristan Blue, Tristan Swoll…. how many aka do u have Bitch lol
lets cut the shit…..No1 YES he is a great guy to his male friends only! he would do anything for them….
No2 …he is the most insecure man i have EVER met! YES he talks rubbish when it comes to girls!!…he is a good story teller…lucky for him most girls DO believe his crap!! girls DONT blame him for the fact u are SO stupid!!
I spent some time with Joey… gentleman at the start …
2nd date he mentioned kids/marriage! i was a little shocked! i told him he is weird!!
date 3, he opened up to me about his family, certain friends and specially his ex’s….some very bad shit! i just found that little weird too….i would NEVER EVER speak badly of my family or friends no matter how bad they may be…specially to some one i just met!!….no loyalty here!
Anyway i was smart enough to see the signs of “caution trouble” and told him to get a life! Im happy! Looks isnt everything Girls!! BE SMART!!
As for him….i wish him all the happiness in the world!! I doubt he would ever find it with that attitude!! He is very lucky god has given him those great looks that he is able bluff though life like that coz if he had to rely on his brain…omg! Massive fail!! Peace out!
I met him three weeks ago but did not date him.
At first, he was attentive and polite. I gave him my number and he immediately started texting me naked photos. That, combined with the fact he does not have a known occupation, raised red flags. So I googled his name. Sure enough, here comes The Dirty and the gay sites. These days everyone uses google to find out if a potential date has a criminal record, has done porn, or whatever else you need to know. It is the smart thing to do, no matter how hot the guy is.
As for Joey, a sucker is born every minute so he will probably keep the deceipt going for as long a he can.
Unfortunally all those looks will never help with his height lol…..He is a midget with a napoleon complex.
He really needs to get a job and stop exploiding others for favors and living of others.
Can anyone tell me why would anyone date a girl who was in the porn industry? I guess he is just that type of a guy.
Joey is now “dating” AJ Archer, AKA Tyler Stevens, AKA Bianca Beauvais. She is a high end call girl in Las Vegas and she has her own website…biancabeauvais.com
What on earth is happening to his hair? And where did all does wrinkles come from? It’s just sad! It was just bad enough his lack of height lol….but now he is looking old.
nasty duddee nasty nasty stay away from him
hes a nice guy…why people hate him so much, that kid has so much respect for others, who cares if he short ,no one is perfect , n who cares if he goes out with porn stars,hes young full of life, if girls want to fall over heels for him thats their problem hes hot, but hes humble and real, n if he want to sent pic around the world to woman that are bored at home …the be it ..let a real man live …ah and sorry about his ex, stop wasting your energy, you just gone make him more famous….
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wow! it cracks me up that I was so on point about this dude. reading all these comments on here and other blogs and site just blows my mind. this guy needs a new approach to women. he did the same shit with everyone I see. Mr. Swoll, step ur game up or change it up atleast! Im glad I dodged that bullet when i did. Phew! I stopped him in his tracks when I saw was he was about and when he tried to run his game on me. Then he tried to flip it around on me cuz I wasnt having it. Pfsh! get a clue bro
Ladies, Puuuhhhhllllleeeezzzz! Before I clicked on the thumbnail this guy screamed DOWN LOW!!!
Cracks me up!!! Of coarse Joey is a nice guy by all his post to people into fitness. He is all about not only working on ur body but working on your “soul” ! Yupp such a great act he puts on such a nice guy… Until u are genuine to him and actually try to be nice and all he gives a shit about is if he is getting a compliment or a pic of a girls body …. Hahaha keep putting up the act at least ur getting money out of it I would so do the same #shredz #swoll #trainharderthenme