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August 20, 2010 Hollywood, The Dirty, Would You? 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t even think it is possible to say no to this chick.  Her names Ariadne Art**s, shes a supermodel obviously.  So I usually agree with pretty much everything you say but seriously find something on her…side rolls are from bending too much, her nose may be long but it is straight and narrow (plus she is tall), neck veins are better then the saggy pits and her +2′s are too small for a refund gap to occur…but they are not too small of course. So Nik, would you?

Answer: Why are you trying to justify the real problems at hand? This is a solid No, Tennis anyone?