Jessica Burciaga Is A Dime A Dozen
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, last night a few guys and I almost got into it at the dorm because I think Brock’s Chick is the hottest girl to ever be on TheDirty but many also seem to think Jessica Burciaga is… But im just like you I think Jessica is just normal looking and there is nothing special about her. So Nik, what s the verdict?
I don’t know. My heart says Jessica (in a kiss your sister like fashion), but my Greg says Brock’s Chick. Tough call.- nik
Jessie’s waaaayyyyy HOTTER, IF u like em real. Personality and body. BC looks’ too fake just like her personality.
God do they ot look exactly the same, one blonde, one brunette?
I think she is prettier as a brown headed, but she looks good both ways
hi baby
this is def a toughy…
Is that the Myspace chick with the rich parents Stacey whatever her name was who dates ridiculously drugged out skater lookin dudes?? lol she had this group of friends in Miami who thought they were the sht. I mean, they might have been for Miami, but no one would take you seriously in Manhattan chipmunk
Elle lives in NYC now. Jordanna is a wanna goldigger in West Hollywood. Emilee was on the Real World. And I believe Katie is still is Ft. Laudy.
I say both are pretty dope!! I doubt anyone is gonna have to choose between either of them. So.. What I’m saying is, if run into one, you probably won’t be running into the other, anytime soon.. Who cares which one is better? If you meet one of them, good luck!! lol
Nik you are a retard…set the poll up…wtf how much of an idiot are you? JV get on it
I would dump my boyfriend for them
OMFG! Someone call 9-1-1! That brunette just made me have an accident in my pants. She is freakin insane!
Brock’s Chick is my vote.
I think if you sway away from brocks chick you are a sell out…I’ just saying. I am true DA; you should know reading IP addresses. work n home. Brocks Chick fan all the way!
You obviously have no idea what the phrase ‘sell out” means. >_>
BC WAS but Jessica still is
Jessica is so average looking. Brock’s chick is gorgeous!
Actually neither. Staci used to hook up with this So-Cal heroine junkie looking dude with some sort of fake skater clothing line and the other one has probably sucked a lot of dick to remain even on the F-list..if there was an F-list, for FAIL. What is she, a non-model for like 10 years now? I’ve never seen her once in anything of value in that industry. But I’m not Asian or Nik Richie and sit at home with a 3 inch cock and jerk off to TOYO TIRE Models all day.
Nik Richie always talks about beauty on this site. This shite is beauty? Class can’t be reclaimed, this bitch lost her in a mix of champagne spray and cum
Bunch of no-ass getting frosh sitting around the dorm drinking Natty Light and discussing women they’ll never touch.
GOD DAMN F*CKING DIME!
jessica is probably from miami i believe. she also a playboy model. sorry to say majority of miami chicks have fake tits and all have surgerys to better enhance their future due to the lack of education and self-esteem.. sigh attention is better then self-acceptance i guess. not like being fake will get u far in life
Jessica is from Huntington Beach, CA. And surprisingly, she has no fake parts! No surgeries. She’s really pretty, but she dresses like crap and is a little too obsessed with herself. My vote is for BC, though. She seems nice.
Jessica is from Santa Fe Springs…. And she fcked Nick Carter…
Jessica wins. Both are almost perfect but jessica would look good blonde or brunette. BC cant pull of the brunette as well. Variety is the so called spice of life, and spice is necessary to keepany type of interest in someone.
Who gives a sh*t about Manhattan?!? And besides, Brock’s Chick is a rat face. Give that ho some cheese.
jessica is sooo overrated. shes burning the candle with her 15 minutes of model fame. whats left after that dies out? she has another 2 years maybe… then will get married to someone who will cheat constantly and go thru about 5-6 divorces. thats the path of this one.
THE BRUNETTE WOMAN IS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THE BLONDE GIRL
Nice outfit on the brunette — just screams elegance and dignity!
Jessica has a better nose
AGREED
another hottie looks like a 8.5 to me i would to hang around with her 10 min. and she’d be in my bed screaming don’t stop i’m almost there again and this would go on allay and night,then she would never leave me alone tell me that’s not a great booty call.
Guarantee you’ve never been laid! You express yourself like the biggest idiot, tool, douche, dork, loser I have ever came across!! The library is free, bad boy. Might wanna check it out..
Brocks Chick is hotter …
After I cross-ATM the 2 girls, I’ll let you all know who is hotter.
BC fo’ LIFE. I would leave all my worldy posessions just to sniff the panties…
BC is ruined so whoever is hottest now takes the cake (greg.)
This girl is hot. She could own DC. Please send her here. Thank you.
either would make me look better..
Jessica is way hotter how can you say she is normal looking? she has naturally nice lips and shes curvy! Brock’s chick is the one who is more normal looking
Lol. CURVY? have you seen her in person? Pretty … yes. Curvy… I beg to differ. LOL
really?? what would you say her body is then?? she looks pretty curvy to me too
I’ve seen her in person- have you?… she is not curvy the same way she “appears” on her pictures. Hello, all those girls suck and stick their asses out. Im just saying… She’s a pretty girl but far from being curvy. Meet her once and seen her about five times in the last 3 years.
well I’ve seen her in playboy and in videos and she looks curvy in person.. she doesn’t have an ass but she is curvy and has an hourglass shape! girls with huge asses are called pear shaped not hourglass look it up! shes got the perfect proportions so that basically sums that up
I’ve seen her in person- have you?… she is not curvy the same way she “appears” on her pictures. Hello, all those girls suck and stick their asses out. Im just saying… She’s a pretty girl but far from being curvy. Meet her once and seen her about five times in the last 3 years.
That pink dress is something I would expect to see on a Mexican hooker in TJ. I cant believe they let you leave the house looking like that AND you took pictures. Its terrible. Ill take two chicklets and keep the change.
brocks chick is definitely not hotter than jessica, brocks chick is cross eyed and has missing teeth!!!!!!!! not to mention shes FAKE looking. Jessica is stunning
I would drill both of them at the same time and line em up for a nice dual visineing……. Just sayin…. 8)
Jessica all the way
All of the girls you post on here… and you think these two are hot? There are a bunch of yes men bi tches in here. Visited today out of curosity and won’t be back. Guys in here are the boys MEN make fun of. Close the computer and get back to the tanning booth in your house.
Holy Hell that second picture is goddess status.
I’d say Jessica is prettier. I use to think BC was pretty, but the more you look at her, the more her flaws become evident. She really doesn’t look that good in a full face shot.
Jessica is the hottest girl I have ever seen she would be perfect if she had blue or green eyes!!
Brocks chick has been faked so many times between hearing staci heather ashley whatever. This girl is completely fake, has had alotta cocks stuffed in her its outrageous. Bring back katie, she was the nicest and the most down to earth esp after she had her daughter chelsey!
Nik, it’s nice of you to give accolades to one of the original DC’s, but everyone knows what BC looks like without photoshop..might as well give it up.
Mom. Dad. this is Jessica, yes i know dad has a magazine with her naked in it.
Jessica because her face actually looks good from the front. BC is all angles.
Jessica is fcking hot she wins my vote!! sorry that blonde girl isn’t hot!
Seen the brunette in a club in the OC a couple of years ago. Back when she made $$$ by shaking her ass a gogo. Just goes to show to all you females out there even the pretty ones have cellulite too. Photoshop makes wonders. NO ONE IS PERFECT. Think about it. Would you post a bad picture of your self out to the internet world? Probably not, you would choose one that covers your flaws. ALL chicks are the same…
2nd pic: she reminds me of adriama lima from v secret here
Ok Nik, we get it. BC never gave you the time of day so you dream about her while sticking 3inches in ur wifey.
enough
Jessica wins
The brunette is stunning, a 10 all the way BC is the biggest scam on earth. I can’t believe someone would spend their life getting 100s of thousands in surgery and then still have to photoshop every picture b/c she is so beat. Staci cole is a snaggle tooth cross eyed mutant
YOU SHOULD LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH IM SURE YOU ARE NOT AMERICAN
Jessica is a huge scam. I saw her at Crazy Horse in West Covina and if I didn’t know who she was, I wouldn’t have looked twice. The club was pretty ghetto and packed with hoodrats and Jessica did not stand out AT ALL. She was short, brown, and dressed ghetto. Looked kinda chola-ish. I think Jessica is breath taking in her photoshopped pics, but Staci (BC) is the type of girl I would want to be with in real life.
Do you really believe that bc doesn’t photoshop her pics? Jessica is gorgeous
bc has crossed eyes missing and snaggle teeth and looks so fake i think she is not even a real blonde
Bc without photoshop is normal looking not hot at all exept her fake boobs, Jessica is really pretty without photoshop and looks more simple
I know BC is the queen of photoshop, but I seen her at RokBar years ago and she was jaw dropping gorgeous. That’s why I disappointed in Jessica. She looked average. Still very cute, but not what she looks like in pictures at all. She’s extremely photogenic and knows how to work a camera.
LOL how wasted were you when you saw BC? only thing jaw dropping about her is the effect gravity has had on her rack
She didn’t have implants yet when I saw her. Was a long time ago. I think she’s hotter. I guess she’s just my type.
She didn’t get her implants when you saw her? Are you a peadophile? Hahaha
Heather lester from logan wv look it up!
Nik, when are ya gonna finnally stop posting these “beat tramps”? find some nice new material already!! these are so yesterday and used up.
yea yall look out for [removed] clames to be staci cole said her name was c*mi c*stleberry and suposbly were engaged but i found out she was saying shes staci cole idk might wana check that out idk she sent me pics thats not on the web and of her two kids rylie and austin idk i thank shes a fake!!!!!
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Jessica wins this one.