Midlife Crisis Comes To The Jersey Shore
Posted in Jersey, The Dirty | August 18th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my friend snapped this photo of the Jersey Shore including one of the new castmates gang down in Seaside. What’s with the old guy? Is he 40 or is his hairline already receding from hair gel overuse?
I think they are taking the saying, “black makes you look skinny on camera” a little too literally.- nik





Anonymous says:
I don’t see an old guy. But if you mean the blond, dude is probably late 20′s early 30′s.
to Anonymouswoakcd says:
fusclfn
to woakcdPat says:
I don’t see an old guy. But if you mean the blond, dude is probably late 20′s early 30′s.
to Pat+2 ARe a Must 4 This BUST says:
Black also makes your tan look darker
to +2 ARe a Must 4 This BUSTLilly says:
actually white does.
to LillyGo F*ck your hat and wipe your c*ck on your cat. says:
Watching Jersey Shore will make you a weaker human being .
to Go F*ck your hat and wipe your c*ck on your cat.White Devil says:
Jersey Shore is a show for people who try too hard in life, or dont try at all. Look at their beat cast. The girls are sl*ts, and the guys are pussies. They cried cause they didnt get paid for being on TV, living for free, and getting to party anywhere/anytime for free. They all need kicked in the ass, grow up and face reality! F U C K Jersey Shore. I hope they get cancled.
to White Devilex lax says:
they all still can’t spell lasagna
to ex laxex lax says:
rin or stimpy is the jersy wh*re?
to ex laxAnonymous says:
Ed Hardy dude looks like a retarded Chipmunk, or maybe a retarded Beaver – Retarded non the less.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
he looks like the actor who played Tony Alva in lords of dogtown…just watched the movie…
to AnonymousUgh. says:
New guy looks like one of the baldwin brothers.
to Ugh.Anonymous says:
<3 Vinny
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
the blonde kid looks 25 years old at the most. probably just needs a haircut
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
I remember the blonde kid from last season, eposide 104 when they were beating up the beat @ the club I think…he looked a lot better then
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Hes 24 Thats mY boy Mark stop hating
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
HE’s a punk kid from city island ..can’nt tell you how many times i kicked his ass
to AnonymousJewson says:
you really can’t post a comment like that anonymously…makes you look like a douche bag
to JewsonJewson says:
Can’t post that anonymously…you look like a huge vgina
to JewsonAnonymous says:
He’s no punk…ur just hating…we need the haters…and btw he’s a hottie…
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
MARK!!!!!! you don’t look 40! psh, they are just jealous of your hair
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
That’s Snooki’s new boyfriend…I saw them making out on the sky ride in Seaside wearing the same clothing they wore the night before….Just sayin…
to AnonymousC.R. says:
asshole, thats his girlfriend behind ronnie lol you people crack me up!
to C.R.Brian says:
I met all the Jersey Shore castmates and they are nothing but steroid abusing, c*caine inhaling, pot smoking DOUCHE BAGS!! They are protected by a bunch of purple crayons from getting their *sses beat down so don’t believe what you read about them backing up their *hit, cause they don’t CUZ!!
In Miami, they scored drugs at all the clubs and at Club Dream they started the fight without any warning knowing their pruple crayons would protect them.. The most unorganized & shady purple security team I have ever been around…
to Brian