My Encounter With The Burrito


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was recently at a pool party that the Burrito was DJing at and since Im Dirty Army I knew who he was so I was really excited to go meet him and tell him I know him from TheDirty.  Anyway he was so wasted he refused to take a pic with me unless I took my top off and let him motor boat me… what a f*cking jerk, can you tell him to stop acting like your agent Ari Golden please. He also said “F*ck The Dirty” on the mic like one hundred times.

The Burrito, the only reason you are a famous DJ is because of me son… slow your roll.- nik


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  1. August 17, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    Shuffle Demon says:

    Does anyone else think Mr 615 and The Burrito should get together and star ina reality show together, I can see it now… The Burrito in his best bandana and his plastic machine gun with his good buddy Mr 615 speeding thru school zones in mr 615′s Dad’s tow truck as they fight parking crime all over…Heroes really…

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  2. August 17, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    The Barebacker says:

    love me some Burrito…dude is hilarious!

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  3. August 17, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    Bupster says:

    Real dj’s know how to spin vinyl too…… Just sayin…. Know the roots!!!!!! 8) DJ BLAKE MATHIS FOR LIFE!!!!!!

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    • August 17, 2010 at 3:34 pm

      Ryan says:

      vinyl, CDJs… it’s all the same. don’t hate on the progression of DJing

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      • August 18, 2010 at 8:11 am

        BOSTON BAD BOY says:

        i heard this dickhead plays a mixed tape he made at home and pretends to spin the records.what a phony loser.i would never be caught dead at one of his fake events.

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      • August 18, 2010 at 4:04 am

        Pussy DJ With No Skill says:

        You are right. I agree.

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  4. August 17, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    Chi says:

    Ari needs to slow his roll as well

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  5. August 17, 2010 at 2:49 pm

    BS says:

    ANOTHER SELF-POST BY NIK. DUDE, THIS WEBSITE BLOWS. AND I CAN TELL THIS TARD IS FAMOUS, CHECK OUT THE PACKED OUT HE’S BANGIN JAMS OUT TO. NIK, YOU ARE A TOOL.

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  6. August 17, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    really? says:

    Nik, you made him, now take him down!

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  7. August 17, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    Arash says:

    This guy is a joke! He always talks shi about the DIRTY!!! he needs a reality check.

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  8. August 17, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    A REAL DJ!!! says:

    Why is there no one in the background? And he has both headphones on and no monitor speaker. Maybe he was just listening to the music next to the pool to look cool.

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  9. August 17, 2010 at 4:01 pm

    wtf says:

    Is this c-nut spinning CDs… ? That’s a very small turntable, I didn’t know they made them for midgets.

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  10. August 17, 2010 at 5:33 pm

    DJ N1 says:

    He looks like a push play DJ , I bet he can’t even mix, not even easy 4/4 house beat. Poser ass fool trying to look cool with cdj’s not even vinyl 1200′s haha. By the way I see he’s good with spinning for invisible people or himself cuz I don’t see nobody in that place! Leave the DJING to real DJs!!!

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  11. August 17, 2010 at 5:51 pm

    FCK THIS FAKE ASSED FGGOT says:

    He is not in any way a DJ …look at the set up hes got that sht is fggot sit.if u didnt start on wax then why bother???fake assed fcks like this are the reason real stars shine!!!!this bitch assed goof should jump on a knife!!

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  12. August 17, 2010 at 8:58 pm

    ???? says:

    those are really old pioneer CDJ’S

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  13. August 18, 2010 at 3:43 am

    Twin Bolts says:

    Sweet table cloth.

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  14. August 21, 2010 at 9:04 am

    chandler,az says:

    I learned how to DJ on my new DJ Hero.. I can mix on the ones and twos.. I think I’m ready to play in Vegas!

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  15. August 21, 2010 at 9:05 am

    chandler,az says:

    I learned how to DJ on my new DJ Hero.. I can mix on the ones and twos.. I think I’m ready to mix in Vegas!

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