NBA Player Nicolas Batum’s Girlfriend Is A Grenade



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m glad to introduce you to big Melanie, Batum’s girlfriend, I believe she is french and she is now living with him in Portland. She always been dating basketball players, and dated him just before he got drafted …hmmm LUCK ?? lol. Shes is kinda fat, got +2′s, and had her lips done. As for her nose i’m not sure. Tell me what you think, and do you think the young French NBA Player made a mistake with this one.
This is a HUGE mistake… I really think she weighs 4 pounds more than the tiger.- nik













Nik, are KIDDING, this chick is hot for a black guy. Shes fat which is typical for a black, but at least shes not black.
Masta, we agree!! At least she is NOT Black. Brotha Batum is doing his duty, impregnating and infecting as many White Bitches as possible.
I guarantee there are many more White Devil Bitches he is “taking” care of. We will not stop until all White Bitches are impregnated or infected. The White race WILL be eliminated. Crackers.
Ew scary
ever sick
LOL, I love your posts I really do. I wonder if all the Africans in the bush were talking about taking out whitey centuries ago? To bad we will never know bc blacks in Africa never developed a written language.
Masta, under Mandela the Black man took back South Africa. We kicked the White Devils out of their homes and moved in and have continued welth redestribution. Obama is implimenting the same plan here. I look forward to moving into your house as you lay in the gutter wimpering and wearing nothing but a diaper, you will no longer have conntrol of your bouwels after the Brothas get done ass bustin you repetedly. South Africa is a much stronger country today and soon the USA will rase again under Obama.
You need to brush up on your history dummy. S Africa currently has one of the lowest GDP and highest unemployment rates of any country in the world (as do all black countries). S Africa also has the highest per capita crime rate of any country in the world. S Africa currently ranks number in in rapes, assaults, robberies, and gang rape and is 2nd in murder (none of this is surprising considering it is a black country). In fact gang rape is so endemic in S Africa that it has a term called “jack rolling” and 1 in 3 women are estimated to have been gang raped in S Africa. Again, none of this is surprising considering that without white supervision, blacks will always regress back to their savage and feral ways. Aids is another commonality in S Africa. It is estimated by the Red Cross that over 55% of Blacks in S Africa have AIDS. Now, that we have established what a wasteland S Africa is, lets do a quick history lesson for you. The wealthy white Boers make up 90% of the top income earners in South Africa even though they only make up 10% of the population. In other words, whites still own everything in S Africa. Since Apartheid ended in 1994 black poverty and unemployment increased by 400%. As with civil rights in the US, you blacks were GIVEN S Africa back and they very nicely released Mandela. Whites handed over the country after they made the ANC sign over all of their agricultural rights to Boer owned companies. Whites effectually STILL to this day own all of the minerals and commodities in S Africa. You blacks are to stupid to understand we whites will always exploit you, even when you think we are helping you. We have and always will dominate you. As far as fighting whites, LOL never in the history of the world has a black society defeated a white society in a war, NEVER. The Moors pushed back and advance by the French but the English and their interests in the stupid blacks resources are what made the French withdraw. Its sad I know more about your pathetic culture and history then you do. S Africa is a waste
You need to brush up on your history dummy. S Africa currently has one of the lowest GDP and highest unemployment rates of any country in the world (as do all black countries). S Africa also has the highest per capita crime rate of any country in the world. S Africa currently ranks number in in rapes, assaults, robberies, and gang rape and is 2nd in murder (none of this is surprising considering it is a black country). In fact gang rape is so endemic in S Africa that it has a term called “jack rolling” and 1 in 3 women are estimated to have been gang raped in S Africa. Again, none of this is surprising considering that without white supervision, blacks will always regress back to their savage and feral ways. Aids is another commonality in S Africa. It is estimated by the Red Cross that over 55% of Blacks in S Africa have AIDS. Now, that we have established what a wasteland S Africa is, lets do a quick history lesson for you. The wealthy white Boers make up 90% of the top income earners in South Africa even though they only make up 10% of the population. In other words, whites still own everything in S Africa. Since Apartheid ended in 1994 black poverty and unemployment increased by 400%. As with civil rights in the US, you blacks were GIVEN S Africa back and they very nicely released Mandela. Whites handed over the country after they made the ANC sign over all of their agricultural rights to Boer owned companies. Whites effectually STILL to this day own all of the minerals and commodities in S Africa. You blacks are to stupid to understand we whites will always exploit you, even when you think we are helping you. We have and always will dominate you. As far as fighting whites, LOL never in the history of the world has a black society defeated a white society in a war, NEVER. The Moors pushed back and advance by the French but the English and their interests in the stupid blacks resources are what made the French withdraw. Its sad I know more about your pathetic culture and history then you do. S Africa is a waste
Masta,
You don’t seem to understand the dynamics of what is happening under your nose in America.
Obama won the White House, he has installed czars to effectively control the Govt. He controls the stooges Reid and Pelosi and got them to pass a huge WEALTH REDISTRIBUTION bill that gives hundreds of billions to Blacks. You will wake up in a few years with a huge tax bill and no money to pay for it, next you will be arrested and have your property confiscated by the Obama Civilian Defense Force that is more powerful and better funded than the US military that was formed to deal with White people as we take all your property. As far as anal rape, we should have most of the White Bitches out of the breeding pool by then and can afford to waste some Black seed ass bustin you Crackers. I spelled this out pretty simple for you, sorry I can’t use a crayon. You must be horribly depressed if you do understand this. I would be willing to find a Brotha to give you a truly humilitating ass bustin so you have no choice but to throw yourself under a bus. CRACKER!!
The world can come and read my post and then read yours. Your vitriol versus my verbose fact filled argument. PS, since I am in the mood to teach your stupid black ass history, here is another lesson from daddy. The term “cracker: as referenced to whites denotes the practice of cracking a whip across black slaves backs. This very term is perfect for you to refer to me as bc in every retort I crack that whip right across your back just like my great grandfather did to your slave papi while he was tied to tree back in the days. Not much has changed since then either. IS your IQ so low to think that history is linear and can not digress?
Masta,
You are good at reciting false history. First of all, Most of the major achievments in science and technology were discovered by Blacks. Second, while you like to read history, you are terrible at predicting the future. Reread my post and come to understand your fate. You and the rest of the White cowards will be eliminated without a fight. We took your women without a fight and now we are taking your money without a fight. Why do you think as we round you up to be exterminated anything will be different. Obama announced to the world that there would be wealth redistribution from White to Blacks in America. You Crackers have not done a single thing except roll over and take it without lube, which we will continue doing until you are all exterminated and the world is chocolate pure. Yes, the retorts are so painful, I will remember that as I am impregnating your sister tonite and draining your bank account into mine. CRACKER!!
“Most of the major achievments in science and technology were discovered by Blacks”. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You spelled achievements wrong. You just made my day, I have heard it ALL now. Blacks in Africa could not figure out how to develop the wheel some 1500 years after whites had it. LOL. I got to give it to ya man you are one funny dude. Hurry up and start this race war I am waiting with overwhelming joy and the though of getting rid of you knuckle-dragging pathogens.
I’m surprised someone living so far behind the times was able to figure out how to turn on a computer and use Wikipedia. Congrats! Maybe now that you’re done listing random facts and statistics you could take a psychology course and write a post about the underlying causes of your ethnocentrism. With your superior intelligence, you could probably write a groundbreaking thesis on the correlations between racism and poor self image, or on the way that people use the internet to say things under a screen name that they would never be able to say in a face to face encounter. It’s too bad a person so smart is stuck in 2010 instead of 1860 when a mind like yours was relevant. I guess you have to work with what you’ve got, so go buy some more white sheets and keep on posting.
Oh and was my spelling alright?
Yeah Masta, What she said. Cracker!!
I take it you’re talking to the King of all Gorillas too? or is racism only one sided? according to him we have the right to be racist since the Negro’s big plans are to impregnate all white woman, steal the white mans money, and eliminate the entire race.
First off bitch, you spelled it the same way and second, you have ALOT OF TYPOS so don’t talk…
Wow, you really are racist aren’t you? Get yo nazi ass off the website.
Infected would be the choice word…..your race is nasty. Is cracker suppose to hurt our feelings Ni-ar? Sorry it don’t fool go back to Africa if you can’t accept your place here.
We? Bitch, you don’t accept blacks. Take you ass and go back to great britian…plus your grammar is wrong.
The white race won’t be eliminated. You colored boys are actually doing us a huge favor weeding out the Lepers and 8 Belles and Pukers, separating the goats from the good herd for us.
We’re keeping the fine wine of women while throwing the Pabst Blue Ribbon broads to you colored boys.
NONE ARE GETTING ELIMINATED! You guys are categorizing by skin! Everyone is different! Why nit just judge by intelligence?
Dude who do you think you are? Earl Duke is the only guy around here who can say sht like that. Get the ef off this site!
I would rather be infected with AIDS
Sounds funny coming from someone who’s ancestry used to be SLAVES!!!! Us White people are the only reason this country is still running. Blacks just sit on welfare and want everything to be done for them. Typical…
the tiger looks really nerves like she’s going to eat him or something get her away from me before i kill my handeler.
Come on Nic you can do much better. Soon you’ll be an All Star!
Shocking…a black guy with an obese chick… Thats like asking if water is wet!
seriously? get a life all of you shes pretty who cares about looks on the outside didnt know she was dating everyone on here
Are you serious??It does matter what some looks on the outside, something is seriously wrong with a person mentally if they allow themself to look like a beached whale….Its not healthly for a “woman” to weight 300 lbs!
Ok I know this from experience. She is ugly, fake, and a total bitch. Odds are she is a gold digger. And everyone who knows Nicolas wants them to break up.
What are you talking about Nik, she is the black man’s dream…
No she isn’t. I’m a Black guy who has his dream, she is pretty, thin and blonde.
The French love cheese. I bet she smells like all kinds of cheese down below.
can someone describe the phrase ” kinda fat “.
It’s listed under “kinda pregnant” in the phrase dictionary.
It’s like when someone kinda has aids…
Its if the person who submitted this photo and story is envious that this girl gets to slob batums nob.
Batum shakalaka! !
she aite
she doing something right
if she taking draft picks
I have seen him around town with a tiny blond chick. The girl I saw him with was gorgeous. There is no way that he is dating this thing.
REALLY ??? someone got to tell the frenchy lol
At least he’s not shallow
Neither is she!
SNOOOKKKK’SSSS
She is remarkably pretty.
she is beautiful sosad the way people are in 2010 soyou have to be skinny to have a boy friend or to get married she is lovely;0)props to all the thick girls…
She looks like she could suck a mean d1ck
She looks a little like khloe kardashian???
To validate your claim, the tiger was weighed again. As usual Nik, you were right. She weighed exactly 4 pounds, 2 ounces more than the big cat.
I bet she knows where all the good places to eat are.
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What? Just making an observation.
Quick somebody get her away from the tiger before she eats it!
Never mind the bimbo, it’s terrible to keep a tiger chained up like that!
Yeah just let the tiger roam around your house like any other domesticated animal.
Let’s be honest the minute this dude realizes the kinda american ass he’ll be able to tap in EVERY city he goes to she’ll be gone. Her only hope is she stalks his ass like Doug Chiste’s wife use to do to him.
I feel that it is their business. There is nothing wrong with a chubby girl – at least she is not anorexic like a lot of other women. Men seem to gravitate towards skinny girls that are homely.
Portland….’nuff said.
your a scrub
You know he is not attractive at all. They both probably think they have hit the lottery since she can have a pretty face when her eyes are open.
How can anyone hate on a girl who loves animals? Just look at her pictures and you can see. In one she is with a tiger and in one she is with a chimp.
No, kinda fat, she is a heffer. Just look at her with the tiger she is round. He obviously doesn’t know what kinda tail an NBA salary pulls in the US. She will be gone in 3 months.
this is his sister
That last pic reminds me that Steve M’s debut movie performance was in a movie called “The Blob.” Just sayin’.
yea, isn’t that his sister?
I know i saw him at fred meyers with her and i was like WTF? shes fat. Then i saw him at the tanning salon and im like WTF? hes black. Anyways, batum is a really nice guy, but come on he is significantly better looking then greg oden and yet greg oden has banged every skinny white slut in portland.
LOL @ all the ridiculous comments in here. Obese? A beached whale? 300 lbs?
Get a clue…she’s overweight, not some hideous freak of nature. Apparently not liking anorexic chicks puts me in the minority among men.
She is fat and fat is unacceptable in this society so it’s wrong, fat girls should not get boys like that..only skinni ones deserve that…fat is wrong and skinny is good…how can she get that boy?, she is fat, she does not deserve that..fat girls should not get those kinds of boys…only skinni girls..
agreed
HA! First off, it’s “skinny” with a y. And second, being skinny doesn’t make you privileged above anyone else. It’s weight for God’s sake! Curves are sexy!! Obesity however is not. But just cuz a girl is a size 8 doesn’t make her a leper. This girl isn’t unattractive cuzza her weight, it’s cuz she has an ego too big for what she has to offer. So skinnyNsexy… I think maybe you need some help in the self-confidence area, and probably some counseling too! As for miss frenchy she’ll be gone when he finds out that he can get a girl that’s far more attractive and less high maintenance.
not his sis, for sure his gf. she is obsessed with letting people know it too and she goes by miss batum on twitter and is crazy high maintenance. she takes pics of herself 24/7 and acts like she is a maxim model.
Beauty is only a light switch a way!
Masta,
I am the one laughing. We have started it, we have told you we are doing it, and you are doing nothing!!!
She is a pretty girl- So what she is over weight,. HE is no prize either. He is still better with the fat pretty chick versus some skanky black chick . Why do you think these guys date white woman????
You guys are blind, she is beautiful
I’ve met this girl before and she is honestly one of the rudest people I have ever met. I feel bad for Batum when I see them together. She drags him around the mall and nags at him in French. She acts like every one should wait on her like a queen.
your both losers stfu
I dont know this girl at all, or have ever seen her but to me it looks like shes a really sweet girl, I dont see that whole Im a slut bitch thing going on like the the usual PLATINUM BLONDE crowd that gets posted here from portland
this girl is super pretty and has curves which boys LOVE.
he cheats on her… and she knows and stilll stays with him… does that tell u something???
How you figured ? proof ?
Dude both of you are losers, no one cares about racism anymore. I bet no one read what both of you just posted other then yourselves. Get a life.
Okay seriously, we really going to bash on Batum’s girlfriend?? Who the f*ck cares what she looks like! He’s a great basketball player.. and I really think that people are jealous because he chose her and not the jealous skanky ass hoes..
Its what’s on the inside that counts. You guys are obviously judging a “book by its cover.” GROW UP! and get a life, alright.
People are so shallow. She is gorgeous. And not fat actually, I know because I’ve seen her. These pics don’t do her justice. And she’s a really kind person. This stuff really pisses me off and shows how classless some people can be.
I too think she’s really pretty. She is a thicker girl, but who the f*ck cares?! Ya’ll are just jealous, cuz she’s getting Batum’s sexy ass! :] Although, I do have to say she does look really high maintenance, and does look like she probably p*ssy whips him. But whatever, there’s good in everyone . . . Except the racist *ssholes posting above. I mean really, how f*cking retarded do you have to be to think that you’re going to get rid of either race! If anything, and I say this as seriously as I possibly can (but it just can’t be done too seriuosly hahh), I have to side with South Park on this one. All the colors are probably going to end up mixing so much that we’re all one brownishh color. Heyy, anything could happen right? :] Anyway, I’m from Portland, sooo GOOO BLAZERS!! (#12 BAYBAY!!!)
This girl is a bitch. She’s so stuck up.
I was sitting court side with her, because my
French teacher is bffs with batum’s mom, so
they always get good seats. Anyway, big Melanie
is a JERK!
She is fat and nasty looking and you all know it. Whats wrong with you people. Who cares about HIM being fine or this or that…. She is sloppy looking. Period!
Maybe he has bad vision so he can’t see from the neck down. She doesn’t have an ugly face, but she’s definitely curvy.
she looks lke she likes big ***** dick
well u really took the worst pix cause she is hot!! she s on twitter @missbatum I m sorry but you guys can’t tell she’s not!!!
Is she still fat? Because on twitter she says she works out a lot…
Yes she’s vulgar but the angel face and polite Nicolas must be a naughty boy and this chick must take it from behind (actually from everywhere!), so Nic must be happy!
i think she looks HOT! Who cares if she has curves? French men always like the curvy women. I would say NO WAY IN HELL SHE IS A GRENADE!
she’s not fat! i know she gained weight during last season and i heard its bcoz she was sick or some.. but she lost it right away! she looks great im telling you!!
Bande de jalouse !! It’s just because she’s french girl …
Shes on of the fattest women i have EVER seen! Thats really nasty! I bet she has a lot of celulite! She has the biggest thighs in the world! Its disgusting how a NBA player would want to be with that! GRENADE WHISTLE!!
im french and here every basketball players know her cause she slept will theme before to find the last zho sign in NBA…. she is a slut, and nicolas is blind
i meet batum in sacramento, hes so sweet
Is Nicolas blind he can do way much better than her I mean hes cute and everything and the chick looks that she has never heard the term “diet” as well I.C this is bull****
This is not cool she’s fat and ugly I.C he needs sone other chick
fermer vos grande gueule paske je sui sur ke cacher deriere vos pc vous avez des tete de chien et de chienne , ofaite les filles de une cette foto date et de 2 le poid sa se perd et tres vite par contre une sale gueul on a du mal a laranger ! BANDE DE JALOUSE !!!! tout sa paske vous avez envie de donner vos fesse a nicolas ahahahaha et bah desoler il vous regardera mm pas une seconde !!!!! bande de pute
Lol, il faut juste pas se voiler la face. Pas besoin d’etre une rageuse pour voir que cette fille est loin d’avoir son level. Encore si elle avait été juste laide, on aurait respecté Nicolas parce ce qu’il l’aurait choisi pour d’autres qualités que son physique; mais là elle juste grosse et super vulgaire. Elle a tourné sur plusieurs basketteurs avant, car c’est ce confort de vie qui l’intéresse plus qu’autre chose.
english short version: This girls looks damn dirty, Nicolas deserve a better one.
ps: aha et non raté je n’ai pas une salle gueule, juste un peu plus d’objectivité que toi.
Nicolas Batum… is young.. and his girl is … well the NBA ballers’ type… don’t hate the player … hate the game.. And yes she’s fat and vulgar just like men like…
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u guys are full of shit she is a sweetheart i know her and she probably better looking than u ugly asses behind ur computers…
fucking haters get the fuck outta here !
But she get fuck by Bow Wow
She cheated on him she got f**** by Bow wow and The Game best friend
So I guess she’s not that ugly, but she is a big bitch if she get F by those guys
Go tell her she is a big bitch then on her twitter @missbatum