THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I present to you your new mascot, lets call him Woody. I think this is what one of Jbobs babies would look like with all the Dur dee dur genes he has. I already called these guys up and I have the next pick of the litter, better step your game up Nik these guys are the way of the future.
What the hell is that thing? It looks like a Bat-Pig.- nik
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Wombat-pig ?
poor thing
Oh my gosh!!!! This is heartbreaking!!!!!!
The lord smited’ that bitch..
oh my god that seriously is soo sad. what’s wrong with it? poor thing.
:(
I think the guy holdin it snarfed a pig
Funky!
Looks like Mr. 615′s preschool shots
This creature is actually cute. I too would like to know what it is. I think they would be a big hit at the pet shops in the states!
umm…it’s a pig
just sorta mutated
Its just a pig that didn’t form correctly. Happens in inbred third-world countries, much like their people.
and it will prob die also. does not look like it can breath.
That is the ugliest thing I have ever seen…..
them crazy asian people always fcking or eating anything infront of them
how much you want to bet those people ate it
it’s Scooby Snack… without the mac force field!
Don’t think this is funny at all!
agreed
completely agree
that looks like a pig mixed with a monkey
Looks like someone banged that piglet’s momma.
I like it. I want it. I will have it.
That is a muatation aof a pig. most normal farmers would kill it immediately, but some cultures (noodlly ones) call it a Buddha Head and think it’s magical. I think I’m going into retardo-farming, these things bring big bucks I hear….
ooops mutation
This is really sad, I feel bad for the poor thing, I hope they aren’y cruel to it. This is not funny at all.
Nik stick with what you know hoes, boobs, Gregs and what have you. Leave these innocent creatures out of your moronic ramblings.
Yes, I agree, completely sad.
I agree. Wish I didnt see this
so sad
poor thing
AGREED!!
I completely agree. I find nothing funny about exploiting this poor deformed animal. I am shocked people find it ok to put their name on the list for the “next one in the litter” all that is doing is giving these people validation to go and breed deformed animals.
I think it’s sad.. the thing has to be in misery.. and these gooks are showing it off like they have created something amazing.
sad. i feel bad for it, and all those people think its funny. Sick world.
*too
Its’ penis is the same size as Ari’s.
Poor animal. How sad.
Not funny at all! But that thing definitely looks like Ari Golden….
polar bear-pig with Jay Leno chin
OMG This made me cry, actually. Hopefully the animal is not in pain. Only fcked up inbred countries would put this poor animal on display (or really fucked up in bred Americans) I HATE (and am appalled by) cruelty to animals. I pray to God they treat this pig well. Most likely it wont live long due to the mutation…but regardless, I hope it’s treated with love. Why people abuse & mistreat animals, I will never know, nor understand. Either way, take the fcking picture and thread down. It is not funny at all; be mean to these losers on The Dirty, but not to animals. The fcking thing doesnt have a choice living like this. This is the only thing I have NEVER laughed @ on your site, ever.
I agree. Take the pics down Nik — it’s not funny.
ITA Sadie this brought me too tears too. I am all about snarking on people, but helpless creatures like this are different. They cannot help they way they are born. God bless this sweet creature.
AGREED! I am appalled by it too, I hope they treat it with love and care. It makes me sick that people could treat this poor animal like a spectacle. It deserves kind treatment and sweet words just like any other animal. It has made me start to tear up as well. I hope it is given to someone who has the ability to properly care for it and give it all the love it needs.
Bless its heart.
Not cool. Very exploitive. Someone should do the right thing and put it down. Judging by the terrified look on his face and the excessive moisture/mucus, that animal is sick!
golden boy knocked a pig up!
It’s droopy eyes, sloth like forehead and Jew nose looks like Ari.
this is what inbreeding does thats why there all fcked up down south,god dam cusion fu(kers
You sound highly intelligent. Boston sucks balls as do you my good man.
aww poor baby!
Manbearpig
whoa… I cant even imagine that pig living long, doesnt even look like it would make it…they should just do the right thing and put it down
Daddy take pictuure
Freakin Mongs
that pig has down syndrome
that pig has down syndrome
Definitely not funny at all. For being ugly, it’s really cute. This is incredibly sad. Hopefully it’s not suffering and they decide to worship it. =P
Funny how the people on here profess to be so concerned with the health and wellfare of this mutated pig and yet I bet tomorrow they will wake up and happily eat their side of bacon w/scrambled eggs.
Quit eating animals you animals! Look up Peaceable Kingdom Film.com
THIS IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL. THIS IS F*CKING SAD & AWFUL WHY IS THIS POSTED?? POOR TINY CREATURE CANNOT HELP IT THIS IS SO SAD.
This needs to be taken down immediately. I cant imagine if this poor animal had any harm done to it as it has NO control what its fate is. Please update what happened to this animal if possibe.
my moneys on its 615′s bastard child
This is what happens in a country that doesn’t take the effects of polution seriously. This animal was obviously exposed to some toxic agent that mutated it’s DNA. Imagine what can happen to humans who are exposed to the same pollutants. This pig came from a farm in China and we all know how strongly they advocate human rights. The same efforts are applied to the environment as well. This poor pig is a piece of evidence that shows how corrupt the chinese govt.
Nic – I never comment or have issues with what you say but animal cruelty doesn’t belong on your site…total turn off. please take the sad piglet down..
come on!!! Listen to your readers and take it down
That’s not a pig, that’s my wife!
U see people now u understand why ur not supposed to eat pork. lol
so sad please if you have a heart take it down
Yea leave it to 3rd world asians to make a mockery of the poor animal.
awww u fools! i was sitting here eating pork souvlaki, reading thedirty in peace, and i see this pig. i literally just puked all over my bedroom. fkin pork everywhere. thanks nik
That is what happens when you have sex with your pets….
Take it down! So sad!
fuk that animal there are more important issues than a damn pig.. christ u people are fuked
Snooki and Voldemort had a baby
Ergg this didnt post my other comment!
But basically it really disturbs me that some sick person finds this humorous. God bless this animal and I really hope Nik takes this picture down. If the creators of this animal see all the publicity this animal is getting it might tempt them to try and create mutated animals. This is animal cruelty. And for the submitter who said he was next on the list, it is sick, him even saying that gives them the validation to go ahead and think people want these poor animals. There is no place for animal cruelty on this site and if Nik keeps this up or creates a page for it, I for one will resign from the Dirty Army and I am sure others feel the same. Best Wishes to the Piglet
i compeltely agree
it is sick how these people exploit poor animals
TAKE THE POOR PIG OFF THE SITE
i agree
Nik this is not what we came here to see
Stick to trashing the humans.
Please take this poor creature down. It is cruel.
eye exploded
pOOR pIGGY!
How come everyone born in mexico has a cleft pallet?
You idiot! They aren’t Mexican. If your going to be racist you should at least do it right.
totally horrendous and should be taken down. Its one thing to promote what the dirt stands for but promoting this is ridiculous.
I think that guy is a straight up PIG FCKER he’s holding this pig that looks half human and slightly resembles him and PROUD as hell like a beaming father. wtf man. wtf
fck thats creepy, poor piggy, those fucen mexi fries always trying to make a dollar out of 15 cents
wtf poor little animal came out defomed and people are making fun of him. i hope this thing llives a happy life and gets treated equally
This is cruel and makes me sick. It is a living, breathing thing just like you and me. This sickens me, honestly. It’s a shame this happened to the pig but this is really just wrong, please Nik, take it off.
i completely 100% agree and the person below me is crazy
thats the funniest sht ive seen in a long time. and all these bitches babbling about poor piggies are doomed to spawn fetuses of similar resemblence to this monstrosity. seriously- tell me how mexicans can afford to breed ‘mutated’ animals when they cant even afford a raft for the damn rio grande???? either way, its awesome and if it wants a home ill take it in, then dress it up like a doll and walk it out front these crazies houses just so they can puke every night on their own words
this is honestly one of the most ignornant comments i have seen in a long time. Saying all of Mexico can’t afford it, is completely wrong. As a whole Mexico may be poor, but not every person that lives there is poor, and we do not even know if this is from Mexico. I do not understand people like you…
this animal seriously needs to be put down.
oh jesus christ… people that pity animals more than humans make me sick lol
“just make fun of the humans, take the pig down!” haha f*ck all of you idiots. if youre gonna act like pigs are people too, then keep the pic up and let the dirty comments flourish!
wtf are we lookin at here?
This is the most disgusting look thing.