THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is from Las Vegas, she is going to be in an upcoming issue of Playboy. Here is the thing she is currently pregnant and claims Jeremy Piven is that baby daddy.
It might be true considering Jeremy likes all kinds of flavors… I heard the guy is a machine when it comes to carpet cleaning.- nik
[IMAGE: Shaun G]
top ten bumber sitckers in Vegas says:
It takes a bitch like Shuan to love a bastard like Johnny
to top ten bumber sitckers in VegasIf god wanted people to be queer he would have created adam and steve.
Your village called they said that they are missing an idot. Wheres Shaun?
Ass, gas or grass no one rides for free so bend over Shaun
Safe Sex Sucks So Screw Someone Special, not Johnny B!
If you’re gonna ride my ass, could you atleast pull my hair Johnny?
Let go of my ears, I know what im doin Shuan
Who Lit The Fuse On YOUR Tampon michelle
Maybe you could driver better if that phone was up your ass Johnny.
All men are like dogs you must train them first or they will go into someone elses yard! FULL PUN INTENDED MICHELLE!!!
I’m PMSing so get put of my way
If you can read this your a nosey little bitch
Anonymous says:
noone want to watch a prostitute.
to Anonymoushence, anyone can have you, why should we be in awe with you banging anyone on film?
GROSS
Anonymous says:
these has got to be the dumbest b*tch’s in the world!!!!!!!
to Anonymousthis wh*res pickup lines says:
Do you come here often? Because I’m about to come here right now.
to this wh*res pickup linesIf I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
Hi, I’m a birdwatcher and I’m looking for a Big-Breasted Bed thrasher, Do you know where i can find one?
Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?
Are you a cupcake? (No….why…?) Cause you probably taste really sweet!!!!
Do you like lollipops? Cause I’ll take you to my candy shop.
Are you from Ireland? Cause when I look at you my penis is Dublin.
I can’t make a cherry pop, but I can make a banana cream.
Ever stuck a hot dog in a donut? Do you want to?
I want to be pooh so i can stick my nose in your honey.
Can I put my magic wand in your Harry Potter.
Girl, I would love to lick your belly button……from the inside!
Do you give head to stangers? No. Well let me intruduce myself.
Your so hot that even on a cold winter night my penis would stand for you.
I’m an astronaut & my next mission is to explore uranus!
Hey baby can you please calm my monster down.
He: Do you wanna go to my stable? She: Why? He: So you can ride my pony!!
Hey, I’m from the Middle East, and i have a weapon of mass destruction in my pants.
Do you wanna be my kangaroo so we can hop all night.
Do you want to be like my speedo and hug my balls?
Do you like Backstreet Boys. Good, because my penis is larger than life.
I’ll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle….ill give you a dime if you take your time.
While behind someone at a fast food place say; you should order a number 69; ( what’s that?) an order of fries and a coke with me on the side.
The trojans loved helen so much they jumped into a horse, i love u so much i wanna jump into a trojan.
guy: my mom told me to never look at pretty girls because i will turn into a statue! In fact i can feel myself getting hard right now!
I would be honored if I could park my beef bus in tuna town.
I’m Irish, wanna taste my lucky charms?
I wish I were a burger, so I can get between those buns.
You must be my new boss because you just gave me a raise.
I’m a
Whitney Green says:
Well i’m superr jeal if thats true!
to Whitney GreenAnonymous says:
You must be a blond lol
to Anonymousits so not true! says:
Piven does not cum inside this girl, he only lets her suck it
to its so not true!Anonymous says:
I could smell this post before I clinked the link … Durka Durka …
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
I agree… nothing like a well put togeather woman!!!
to AnonymousOR SPELLING TOGETHER WRONG CUZ THATS HOW PUT
TOGEATHER SHE IS
Anonymous says:
Wow, the blistered lips show she loves suckin the greg.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
whats up with the cumstick on her lips?
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
to AnonymousI have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you’ll listen to me
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
This chick is fkkking beat. Decent +2’s, but need to be bigger.
Anonymous says:
why do all these hoes post pictures in hotel rooms.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
groooosssss. filthy trash.
to Anonymous5 bucks? what so you can go around back and sniff a little line-y poo?
Anonymous says:
Uh. Gross. Sad and depressing
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
ashamed that she’s white trash so she claims to be Indian to everyone. she’s probably the nastiest sloot i’ve ever seen or partied with. her sexual appetite is amazing i’ve seen bottles, 4 guys and some sort of fruit being used to try make her c*m while doing the 4 guys. she’s got no shame and really thinks that the 20lbs of makeup she wears even to bed is going to make people forget she’s really an ugly native girl with less than “no class”
to Anonymouswhat a joke, lexx aka michelle should go back to working on the Vegas hooker track where she got her start. because her porn and/or modelling career isn’t going anywhere
Anonymous says:
lexxxa lopez is a whore
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
i’m guessing there are some pills or waaayyy too much booze behind that post even if you are from Russia.. None of this is real but all of us have lives but most of us have to work and are confined to spaces where we can’t travel to “hot spots” every other weekend for whatever reasons. that’s why making fun of PEOPLE WHO TRY TO BE CELEBS in Atlanta, Seattle, Kansas, Vancouver,etc…and derive their entire existence from partying, hooking up, and acting like they’re better than everyone around them because they think people can’t see their B.S. or what enables them to suck…literally, up to wealth and fame…is fun. if you don’t want to be called out, keep your profile off myspace and your face out the clubs and quit clinging on to athletes and other wannabe celebs, pimps, drug-dealers, and partyers. You can’t love these people but you can laugh even if it does make them bigger Dirty Celebs! in a way, we’re all enabling
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
You stank whore! Can smell you all the way from dallas bitach!
to Anonymouscarlos is dirty says:
not only does he NOT own oil companies…he will tell you that to jack money from you! hes a son of a bitch and is a std giving mofo! run if you fall uder his spell,for hes a snitch working for the cops.
to carlos is dirtyHE STOLVE MONEY FROM HIS BEST FREIND GAVIN DOING POKER GAMES, THEN TURNED AROUND AND THE MONEY HE STOLE FROM GAVIN, CARLOS WENT AND SPENT IT ON HIS “GIRL” AT THE PINK PONY!!! WHO THE FK STEALS FROM YOUR FRIEND TO GIVE TO A HO
carlos is dirty says:
shes discusting LOL even 99% her friends talk sht bout her.
to carlos is dirtyAnonymous says:
one sick mutherfking whore
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
um…..WHAT IN THE HELL IS SHE DOING AT CHUCKY CHEESE’S???
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
nasty mud shark lovin cave bitch
to Anonymousfilthy white women will never learn
Anonymous says:
Guys, lemme tell ya a lil sumpm, sumpm….Atown is bogged down with hot talent like this cheesecake here; seriously hot snatch is a dime a dozen in A. I’ve banged chicks even hotter than this one and I’m just an average middle aged guy. A-girls love swimming up stream with us trouts. but lemme tell you guys, IT ALL COSTS….these chicks are major players, and play they do! Anything and everything: cloths, bags, shoes, blow, bottles, trip or two, limos, fine food. So dont be shy, fck um like they owe you money or you’re pay’n em for it, cuz they prolly do, and if you’re bang’n them YOU ARE ($$Ching ching$$)…Just be nice, but dont fall in love…trust me, you dont call’m for a while or put them on the drip (not some much spend and fck) and they think somethings wrong. thats when they start swallowing and taking it up the ass! Love you girls! sugar-daddys out and about!!
to AnonymousCJ says:
is anyone else wondering why there’s a bunch of comments from other posts copied and pasted into here? maybe i just spend too much time on the dirty.
to CJAnonymous says:
i was wondering that too
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
who gives the f^ck about copying post. she must of really pissed some people off for anyone to invest time to lay down a ton of comments
to AnonymousBeautifully Brutal :) says:
well wouldnt jeremy piven have to be a machine at carpet cleaning on account he doesnt make up for it with his tiny greg?
to Beautifully Brutal :)Beautifully Brutal :) says:
and how is it possible this hooker can still even feel anything “in” her warm hole?
to Beautifully Brutal :)Anonymous says:
pivin anit hitting that, he’s got a lil cents$$$
to Anonymoushonk honk honk! says:
Dina Fesenko is the BIGGEST HOOKER IN ATLANTA…..STEER CLEAR OF THIS SKANK!
to honk honk honk!and yes, a group of us are sabotaging Dina, its cuz she sells her p*ssy to our boyfriends & husbands.
YOU HAVE BEEN UPDATED ATLANTA! keep this hooker away from your men!
honk honk honk!!!! says:
You guys should go to playbimbo.com if you really want to find hot women who don’t need +2’s, and you can find out some news about Nik and thedirty.
to honk honk honk!!!!honk honk honk!!!! says:
i wander when she will figure out her bf is slaying me on the side
to honk honk honk!!!!Dina the russian whore!!! says:
ha how about mmmmmmmmm … ass is whack brah
to Dina the russian whore!!!Anonymous says:
this looks so INSANELY photoshopped…ew
to Anonymousdina is a whore says:
why buy the cow when you get the milk for free!!!
to dina is a whoredina is a whore says:
which cow do you think was the wingman?
to dina is a whoredina is a whore says:
Brock Landers was here
to dina is a whoreAnonymous says:
Dina F*s*nk* is the BIGGEST HOOKER IN ATLANTA…..STEER CLEAR OF THIS SKANK!
to Anonymousand yes, a group of us are sabotaging Dina, its cuz she sells her p*ssy to our boyfriends & husbands.
YOU HAVE BEEN UPDATED ATLANTA! keep this hooker away from your men!
CaliKid says:
I don’t know if the chick is knockedup but i know she is with piven he lives in my building and have seen her there alot the last few months. seen them early in the morning working out together and late at night in valet leaving to go out. she is way hotter in person but dont look pregnant at all unless she is early on,its obv. he is fucking her they we’re in the elevator pretty much with there hands in eachothers pants..fuckin get a room sluts!
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