She Claims Jeremy Piven Got Her Pregnant


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is from Las Vegas, she is going to be in an upcoming issue of Playboy. Here is the thing she is currently pregnant and claims Jeremy Piven is that baby daddy.

It might be true considering Jeremy likes all kinds of flavors… I heard the guy is a machine when it comes to carpet cleaning.- nik

[IMAGE:  Shaun G]


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  1. August 27, 2010 at 4:21 pm

    top ten bumber sitckers in Vegas says:

    It takes a bitch like Shuan to love a bastard like Johnny
    If god wanted people to be queer he would have created adam and steve.
    Your village called they said that they are missing an idot. Wheres Shaun?
    Ass, gas or grass no one rides for free so bend over Shaun
    Safe Sex Sucks So Screw Someone Special, not Johnny B!
    If you’re gonna ride my ass, could you atleast pull my hair Johnny?
    Let go of my ears, I know what im doin Shuan
    Who Lit The Fuse On YOUR Tampon michelle
    Maybe you could driver better if that phone was up your ass Johnny.
    All men are like dogs you must train them first or they will go into someone elses yard! FULL PUN INTENDED MICHELLE!!!
    I’m PMSing so get put of my way
    If you can read this your a nosey little bitch

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  2. August 27, 2010 at 4:21 pm

    Anonymous says:

    noone want to watch a prostitute.
    hence, anyone can have you, why should we be in awe with you banging anyone on film?
    GROSS

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  3. August 27, 2010 at 4:22 pm

    Anonymous says:

    these has got to be the dumbest b*tch’s in the world!!!!!!!

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  4. August 27, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    this wh*res pickup lines says:

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    Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?
    Are you a cupcake? (No….why…?) Cause you probably taste really sweet!!!!
    Do you like lollipops? Cause I’ll take you to my candy shop.
    Are you from Ireland? Cause when I look at you my penis is Dublin.
    I can’t make a cherry pop, but I can make a banana cream.
    Ever stuck a hot dog in a donut? Do you want to?
    I want to be pooh so i can stick my nose in your honey.
    Can I put my magic wand in your Harry Potter.
    Girl, I would love to lick your belly button……from the inside!
    Do you give head to stangers? No. Well let me intruduce myself.
    Your so hot that even on a cold winter night my penis would stand for you.
    I’m an astronaut & my next mission is to explore uranus!
    Hey baby can you please calm my monster down.
    He: Do you wanna go to my stable? She: Why? He: So you can ride my pony!!
    Hey, I’m from the Middle East, and i have a weapon of mass destruction in my pants.
    Do you wanna be my kangaroo so we can hop all night.
    Do you want to be like my speedo and hug my balls?
    Do you like Backstreet Boys. Good, because my penis is larger than life.
    I’ll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle….ill give you a dime if you take your time.
    While behind someone at a fast food place say; you should order a number 69; ( what’s that?) an order of fries and a coke with me on the side.
    The trojans loved helen so much they jumped into a horse, i love u so much i wanna jump into a trojan.
    guy: my mom told me to never look at pretty girls because i will turn into a statue! In fact i can feel myself getting hard right now!
    I would be honored if I could park my beef bus in tuna town.
    I’m Irish, wanna taste my lucky charms?
    I wish I were a burger, so I can get between those buns.
    You must be my new boss because you just gave me a raise.
    I’m a

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  5. August 27, 2010 at 9:49 pm

    Whitney Green says:

    Well i’m superr jeal if thats true!

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  6. August 28, 2010 at 11:30 am

    its so not true! says:

    Piven does not cum inside this girl, he only lets her suck it

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  7. August 28, 2010 at 11:39 am

    Anonymous says:

    I could smell this post before I clinked the link … Durka Durka …

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  8. August 28, 2010 at 11:39 am

    Anonymous says:

    I agree… nothing like a well put togeather woman!!!
    OR SPELLING TOGETHER WRONG CUZ THATS HOW PUT
    TOGEATHER SHE IS

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  9. August 28, 2010 at 11:39 am

    Anonymous says:

    Wow, the blistered lips show she loves suckin the greg.

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  10. August 28, 2010 at 11:40 am

    Anonymous says:

    whats up with the cumstick on her lips?

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  11. August 28, 2010 at 11:40 am

    Anonymous says:

    Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
    I have a perfect puzzle for you
    Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
    If you are wise, you’ll listen to me
    What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
    Eating as much as an elephant eats
    What are you at getting terribly fat?
    What do you think will come of that?
    This chick is fkkking beat. Decent +2’s, but need to be bigger.

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  12. August 28, 2010 at 11:41 am

    Anonymous says:

    why do all these hoes post pictures in hotel rooms.

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  13. August 28, 2010 at 11:41 am

    Anonymous says:

    groooosssss. filthy trash.
    5 bucks? what so you can go around back and sniff a little line-y poo?

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  14. August 28, 2010 at 11:41 am

    Anonymous says:

    Uh. Gross. Sad and depressing

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  15. August 28, 2010 at 11:42 am

    Anonymous says:

    ashamed that she’s white trash so she claims to be Indian to everyone. she’s probably the nastiest sloot i’ve ever seen or partied with. her sexual appetite is amazing i’ve seen bottles, 4 guys and some sort of fruit being used to try make her c*m while doing the 4 guys. she’s got no shame and really thinks that the 20lbs of makeup she wears even to bed is going to make people forget she’s really an ugly native girl with less than “no class”
    what a joke, lexx aka michelle should go back to working on the Vegas hooker track where she got her start. because her porn and/or modelling career isn’t going anywhere

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  16. August 28, 2010 at 11:42 am

    Anonymous says:

    i’m guessing there are some pills or waaayyy too much booze behind that post even if you are from Russia.. None of this is real but all of us have lives but most of us have to work and are confined to spaces where we can’t travel to “hot spots” every other weekend for whatever reasons. that’s why making fun of PEOPLE WHO TRY TO BE CELEBS in Atlanta, Seattle, Kansas, Vancouver,etc…and derive their entire existence from partying, hooking up, and acting like they’re better than everyone around them because they think people can’t see their B.S. or what enables them to suck…literally, up to wealth and fame…is fun. if you don’t want to be called out, keep your profile off myspace and your face out the clubs and quit clinging on to athletes and other wannabe celebs, pimps, drug-dealers, and partyers. You can’t love these people but you can laugh even if it does make them bigger Dirty Celebs! in a way, we’re all enabling

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  17. August 28, 2010 at 11:43 am

    Anonymous says:

    You stank whore! Can smell you all the way from dallas bitach!

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  18. August 28, 2010 at 11:43 am

    carlos is dirty says:

    not only does he NOT own oil companies…he will tell you that to jack money from you! hes a son of a bitch and is a std giving mofo! run if you fall uder his spell,for hes a snitch working for the cops.
    HE STOLVE MONEY FROM HIS BEST FREIND GAVIN DOING POKER GAMES, THEN TURNED AROUND AND THE MONEY HE STOLE FROM GAVIN, CARLOS WENT AND SPENT IT ON HIS “GIRL” AT THE PINK PONY!!! WHO THE FK STEALS FROM YOUR FRIEND TO GIVE TO A HO

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  19. August 28, 2010 at 11:43 am

    carlos is dirty says:

    shes discusting LOL even 99% her friends talk sht bout her.

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  20. August 28, 2010 at 11:44 am

    Anonymous says:

    one sick mutherfking whore

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  21. August 28, 2010 at 11:45 am

    Anonymous says:

    um…..WHAT IN THE HELL IS SHE DOING AT CHUCKY CHEESE’S???

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  22. August 28, 2010 at 11:45 am

    Anonymous says:

    nasty mud shark lovin cave bitch
    filthy white women will never learn

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  23. August 28, 2010 at 11:45 am

    Anonymous says:

    Guys, lemme tell ya a lil sumpm, sumpm….Atown is bogged down with hot talent like this cheesecake here; seriously hot snatch is a dime a dozen in A. I’ve banged chicks even hotter than this one and I’m just an average middle aged guy. A-girls love swimming up stream with us trouts. but lemme tell you guys, IT ALL COSTS….these chicks are major players, and play they do! Anything and everything: cloths, bags, shoes, blow, bottles, trip or two, limos, fine food. So dont be shy, fck um like they owe you money or you’re pay’n em for it, cuz they prolly do, and if you’re bang’n them YOU ARE ($$Ching ching$$)…Just be nice, but dont fall in love…trust me, you dont call’m for a while or put them on the drip (not some much spend and fck) and they think somethings wrong. thats when they start swallowing and taking it up the ass! Love you girls! sugar-daddys out and about!!

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  24. August 28, 2010 at 7:49 pm

    CJ says:

    is anyone else wondering why there’s a bunch of comments from other posts copied and pasted into here? maybe i just spend too much time on the dirty.

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  25. August 30, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    Beautifully Brutal :) says:

    well wouldnt jeremy piven have to be a machine at carpet cleaning on account he doesnt make up for it with his tiny greg?

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  26. August 30, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    Beautifully Brutal :) says:

    and how is it possible this hooker can still even feel anything “in” her warm hole?

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  27. August 31, 2010 at 8:13 am

    Anonymous says:

    pivin anit hitting that, he’s got a lil cents$$$

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  28. August 31, 2010 at 8:55 am

    honk honk honk! says:

    Dina Fesenko is the BIGGEST HOOKER IN ATLANTA…..STEER CLEAR OF THIS SKANK!
    and yes, a group of us are sabotaging Dina, its cuz she sells her p*ssy to our boyfriends & husbands.
    YOU HAVE BEEN UPDATED ATLANTA! keep this hooker away from your men!

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  29. August 31, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    honk honk honk!!!! says:

    You guys should go to playbimbo.com if you really want to find hot women who don’t need +2’s, and you can find out some news about Nik and thedirty.

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  30. August 31, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    honk honk honk!!!! says:

    i wander when she will figure out her bf is slaying me on the side

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  31. August 31, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    Dina the russian whore!!! says:

    ha how about mmmmmmmmm … ass is whack brah

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  32. August 31, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    Anonymous says:

    this looks so INSANELY photoshopped…ew

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  33. August 31, 2010 at 5:10 pm

    dina is a whore says:

    why buy the cow when you get the milk for free!!!

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  34. August 31, 2010 at 5:10 pm

    dina is a whore says:

    which cow do you think was the wingman?

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  35. August 31, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    dina is a whore says:

    Brock Landers was here

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  36. September 1, 2010 at 4:31 am

    Anonymous says:

    Dina F*s*nk* is the BIGGEST HOOKER IN ATLANTA…..STEER CLEAR OF THIS SKANK!
    and yes, a group of us are sabotaging Dina, its cuz she sells her p*ssy to our boyfriends & husbands.
    YOU HAVE BEEN UPDATED ATLANTA! keep this hooker away from your men!

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  37. November 12, 2010 at 2:03 am

    CaliKid says:

    I don’t know if the chick is knockedup but i know she is with piven he lives in my building and have seen her there alot the last few months. seen them early in the morning working out together and late at night in valet leaving to go out. she is way hotter in person but dont look pregnant at all unless she is early on,its obv. he is fucking her they we’re in the elevator pretty much with there hands in eachothers pants..fuckin get a room sluts!

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