THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl’s name is Elizabeth Wertenberger. Roughly one month ago she dumped her boyfriend of six years (who treated her like a queen) so she could have a shot at banging the quarterback at Michigan, Tate Forcier. Come on ladies, we all know how this ends up. Tate’s banging other girls too, then Elizabeth starts banging his teammates, all the while keeping her six-year ex hanging on like a sad puppy (which she is right now). She lives in Grand Rapids. She lists Tate as her boyfriend on Facebook, though Tate seems to keep a pretty selective page. Must not want all the hot ladies rolling around Ann Arbor to know this chick is half-crazy over him. I’m not blaming Tate – I’d bang her too! But it’s a total d-bag move on her part. Good job Elizabeth! You dumped a great dude so you could be a groupie… Go Blue!
I think Tate is going to be one of the best College QBs this season… that being said, this relationship is purely sexual.- nik