St. Louis Cardinal’s Announcer Gets DUI

August 23, 2010 Dirty Army Strong, St. Louis, The Dirty 51 5,974 Views

St Louis CARDINAL Play by Play Announcer butsed for DUI

St Louis CARDINAL Play by Play Announcer butsed for DUI

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Dan McLaughlin St. Louis Cardinals announcer just got busted for a DUI its about time this scum has got caught considering he cheats on his wife with strippers and goes to the srtip clubs after the Cardinals game every night and then drives home wasted. You think his weed smoking buddy Al Hrabosky would help get him a cab. But I guess the Cardinals organization doesn’t learn this is the 4th Dui associated with the team. First Josh Hancock dies then Tony Larussa gets one and then third baseman David Freese got one this year. What a Classy Organization. They should make an example out of this Loser. The Who Cardinal Organization is a bunch of Drunks, here is his mug shot from the other night.  FIRE HIM NOW.

Everyone in baseball knows all the Cardinals are Lushes. It is what sets their organization apart from the rest of the teams in baseball. Hey Dan, seriously look straight into the camera next time… you don’t want to get people thinking that you are a switch hitter.- nik