THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Amber Lancaster. She’s been a ‘The Price is Right’ girl and currently stars on the MTV show ‘The Hard Times of RJ Berger’. Now, I know your standards are pretty high, but she’s borderline perfect. Short of some +2’s, she’s one of the hottest girls to grace your “Would You?” section. No tattoos. No kids. So, you know the question Nik…Would you?
Answer: On the fence, her teeth suck. We might have to set ground rules… like no opening of the mouth.