THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I live here in Lincoln Nebraska and we have some of the biggest douche bags in the country. This guy can give Mr. 615 a run for his money for the biggest douche in North America. I mean this guy has it all: fake tan, bad haircut, tribal upper back tat, outdated necklace, sleeveless softball jersey, awesome biceps and an awesome softball career. Would you nail his girl?
I don’t nail softball chicks because they are all lesbians.- nik