You Can’t Say She’s Not Close To Perfect
Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | August 30th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- Seriously you cannot say Heidi Montag is not close to perfect. No Inner thigh Fat , nice proportional +2s. Please let me know what needs work, so I can decide if your crazy or not because I find myself putting this on a pedestal which should never happen.
Dr. Frank Ryan really screwed up her face. He made it square and notice how the sides of her cheeks stick out next to her ears. She needs more correctional work so that she doesn’t look so old.- nik
dempseyDMC says:
id love to play with those +2s
to dempseyDMCpotatahead says:
have ya’ ever really played with plastic titties sonny ? ahahahaaaag
to potataheadAnonymous says:
She looks like she’s in her mid-30′s.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
ya her body is awesome, he face is retarted, its like a box. her jaw is huge!
to AnonymousBob Johnson says:
She is smoking hot!!! I want to see her naked
to Bob Johnsonpotatahead says:
are you a f*ggot ? ahahaa
to potataheadm says:
she looked better before the “new” surgeries
that still doesnt change the fact that shes fcked in the head from the get go
to mBlueNile says:
This girl has a serious psychological condition, Body Dysmorphic Disorder. At this point in her life, she is dependent on cosmetic surgery. Your comments make you a potential codependent. Is that how you would like to be known?
to BlueNileLBreezy says:
LoL, This where ya wanna be when Jesus comes back? Pickin on poor little Heidi Montag? Hahahahahaha!!!!! Next on the surgery list, some self-respect, a little dignity and a drop of “who gives a sh*t”!! Magic!!
to LBreezypotatahead says:
narcissistic disorder …
to potataheadBIG diff’ …
dirtyrich says:
her jawline is a lil too true of a square with that being said, heidi 2.0….boingggg, totally the new hotness
to dirtyrichkerr says:
self post from heidi. frankenstein with huge +2′s. she’s the hottest hit & run victim i’ve ever seen. poster child for “wear your seatbelt or your face will look like this.” she permanently looks like tila tequila after getting hit with beer bottles. perfect??? lay off the crack. she’s a solid 2.3574589214
to kerrplastic surgery expert says:
dr ryan died.. he was texting and driving and rolled his jeep in malibu… no more surgery for her..
to plastic surgery expertAnonymous says:
You need to remember the fact that she fcked that dbag Spencer Pratt and that is disgusting. Honestly who wants his sloppy seconds? I dont care how good looking her body is now from that surgery.
to AnonymousTJ says:
If she is sloppy seconds then I want to be the next one in line,
to TJAnonymous says:
her +2′s are Proportionate?!! Yeah it’s proportional to see a super thin fram with massive plastic implants. way proportionate….
to AnonymousHeather says:
Seriously!
to HeatherJezebal says:
She should of just stuck with D’s.. Instead she ruined her whole look with 10+ operations and G’s or GG’s. Stupid.
to JezebalAnonymous says:
Gross
to AnonymousConfused?!?! says:
she is a train wreck… plus she looks like she is 42 with botox.
to Confused?!?!Savdad says:
Cant wait for that sex tape to come out ATM heidi
to SavdadMcStanky says:
Her +2s are nice. But her face is busted. She went from naturally pretty to brown bag over her face. She really does look like a woman in her 60s. She should do porn.
to McStankyAnonymous says:
yes her face is square!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
her body is good but her face is beat. she looks like a fcuken robot that was made at one of the hollywood studios.
to AnonymousMason says:
yeah in person she’d be hot or whatever but yeah suited pretty much just for porn
to MasonFred Farkel says:
She reminds me of my ex-wife who had the most perfect body in the universe.
Over the years I put $40,000 into the ex… and I got well worth my money back.
If I could do it again, I would take Heidi in a nano-second.
to Fred FarkelSponge Bob Crack Pipe says:
The fact that Spencer sloshed around in that makes my stomach turn.
to Sponge Bob Crack PipeTwin Bolts says:
She’s so gross, I’m surprised she hasn’t done a sex-tape yet…. oh wait, she has.
to Twin Bolts-
I would watch it, but Spencer’s minature PP is gonna be in it too, and that won’t work for me.
wants them smaller says:
Her boobs are perfect and according to Heidi, she now wants them removed. Such a loss for men everywhere and its not going to help her stay in the public eye.
Heidi, keep your boobs!!!
to wants them smallernunh says:
Butterface
to nunhTJ says:
she looks like a cow in the second picture– her face is square.
to TJPolitico Pablo says:
Poor girl can’t even go back complaining to Dr. Ryan; look what you did to me.
to Politico PabloDavinci says:
8.7
to Davinciheyya says:
She is BUSTED! She has good legs but her chest is wayyyy to big and she is crazy as f*$#…. Look for a real job Heidi. I bet she posted this herself, she would do anything to get ANY kind of publicity. *Cough* faux divorce. *Cough* faux sex tape
to heyyawtf eva says:
Well, with all the plastic, she would make a beautiful, ever lasting corpse.
to wtf evaJenna says:
Is Heidi Montag Related to Jay Leno?
to JennaMoneyShot says:
She’s the ugliest girl in Hollywood. She looked like Mr. Ed now she looks like the mini horse from Rob and Big.
to MoneyShotJoe Dirte says:
I would give her $50 to swallow my unborn children but that is about all she would be good for. I will operate on her face, her mouth, and her tonsils with my instrument.
to Joe Dirtetrout says:
dr frank ryan died, RIP. I believe Dr. Garth Fisher can fix her up
to troutBeautifully Brutal :) says:
i wonder if her warm hole is made of sillicone too?
to Beautifully Brutal :)popo says:
Perfect in the sick distorted world of Hollywood
to popoHmmm says:
She needs muscle tone. No muscle tone is almost as bad as being fat.
to Hmmmshe says:
is beautiful. & if u believe she is in any way mentally challenged with body dismorphic why would you taunt at her? let people be & express themselves in ways that they please
to shehorsefaceskank says:
she is not mentally challenged ..
to horsefaceskankshe is a NARCISSIST , jealous & competitive of EVERY woman around her …no pity from me sorry
what a joke says:
TRANNY!!! Her face looks like a chizzeled man! hahahaha. Just put a bag over her head and everything will be alright. wait no, her boobs are so huge and plastic they dont even move. thats gross. plus this train wreck was with that albino loser dumb fck Spencer ewwwwww. i just threw up all over my laptop damnitt! lol :]
to what a jokejtt63 says:
why is it when i see her i hear the song from the wizard of oz, ” if i only had a brain “.
to jtt63Anonymous says:
ok .. ill admit she looks better than when she started on laguna beach. now she looks like a blow up doll hollywood character but she was so much better before the surgeries. “no inner thigh fat” yeah because it was f’n sucked out of her. with enough surgery anyone can look like this. shes a mess. looks about 45, and isnt she early 20s. sad
to Anonymousda_truth.com says:
i see cankles
to da_truth.comJackie from the Valley says:
Those shorts are SO ill fitting. Major “vagina is hungry for my shorts” situation.
to Jackie from the ValleyTJ says:
This is the woman I’ve my dreams. If I could I would tap her unwrapped and definitely not pull out. I figure the man who impregnates her gets to keep her and I definitely think she’s wife material.
to TJhorsefaceskank says:
actually she is FAR from “perfect”..
to horsefaceskankas anyone who has seen her in real life knows ..
without the ‘shopped to hell photo’s her head & jaw are ENORMOUS & she has no neck (that’s why her hair is ALWAYS in front & her pulli8n’ on it ..
she cleverly tries to hide this defect ..
photoshop paints one in by erasing part of her jaw ..
than we have teeny tiny lil legs that without 8 inch heels to totter around on or photo upshots …
every single photo if you notice has her legs in the foreground to make them look longer ..
her crotch is VERY close to the ground without heels ..
it is VERY unattractive with the large head …
doc’ frankenstein made her head even bigger now with the cheek implants …
unfortunately this woman will never be a great beauty ..
& she should really work on her personality because she is not a ‘nice’ person …
the fact that she will never work again because of her slandering. gossiping. backstabbing & trying to press serious false charges has done her in ..
splatt has nothing to do with a vapid , jealous , competitive narcissist …
hopefully the remaining gossiprags that are still getting ‘paid’ to print lies & photoshopped foto’s will realize that people are NOT interested….
she is the most hated person in hollywood & one look at her twitter will make that clear ..
not one response or friend ….
she deserves whatever is coming to her & it’s coming soon in the form of a trainwreck …
gambino says:
she’s always been a little hurting in the face department but the body is banging. i dont care what dumb cnts that write for cosmo and other forgy mags that try to make beat girls feel better about themselves say.
to gambinoCapt. Rottencrotch says:
Ugly, but who gives a sh!t about her?
to Capt. RottencrotchPolo Princess says:
Nik, your girl is way hotter! Lorenzo is a dumb ass.
to Polo Princesssid says:
shes way to skinny. next please
to sidAnonymous says:
you people have serious problems because your perception of beauty is WACK!
to Anonymous