Beware Of The Brock’s Chick Poser
THE DIRTY ARMY: Avid reader man and thedirty help me solve a huge mystery. Really long story so bear with me but my friend Wesley Patzkowsky who is a marine stationed at Camp Lejeune, NC has been chirping for the last few months about this smoking hot girl, EJ (Ericka Janelle) Taylor whom he has supposedly been dating. Well expecting to meet her when I visted him a few weeks ago, I find out that he has never actually met her but met on myspace 3 years ago and became “serious” only a few months ago. They talk all the time and say I love you and such and makes me want to puke. Some background on this girl from him is that she is from Kentwood, Louisiana and she had a kid when she was 16, then again a few years later had twins, one of which supposedly died last summer. She claims she has a boutique in New Orleans, a tattoo parlor in Florida, and houses in Louisana, California, Florida, and NC. Drives a brand new range rover, poses for playboy (this month supposedly) and she flies around in her grandpa’s private jet (even though that private jet had to stop in charlotte to refuel cause they came from New Orleans). A) I’ve never heard of a private jet having to refuel like that. B) Atlanta and Charlotte are the only two cities that serve Jacksonville, NC (weird) and claims is a trust fund baby and can get any guy. Well she supposedly came to NC but every time she was supposed to show an excuse always came up like she ran out of gas or looks ugly. After a few days I get suspecious that this girl isn’t real and so he shows me pictures of her on his phone. MOTHERF*CKING BROCKS CHICK. Half the pictures I’ve seen on thedirty.com. I almost fell over and I showed him all the pictures on here and he feels like an idiot. Well he called her up to tell her I caught her and she claims she is Brocks Chick and that people steal her pictures and that she has a lawsuit against you and they are really her blah blah blah. What sold it on me is that I am a huge Saints fan and she claims she is too but some of her pics show she is wearing Steelers stuff. She claims those are shopped pics of her. She tries to send us pics of her on her camera phone but they were pics she pulled from the sight and/or photoshopped pics. So she sends me a pic of her drivers license (see attached) but leaves out her ss# and DOB. all the other pics we got from his phone are already on the site. Just a weird story and maybe you can shed some light on the situation cause I want to take this girl down. Thanks man and keep up the good work. And we also need the Dirty Oklahoma City cause I know a lot of broads who need a reality check.
Brock’s Chick is a die hard Steeler fan and this person is a total fake probably trying to get your boy to wire her money (Amanda Roadmen style).- nik
Dude, that picture is clearly shopped into that license. Sorry, but your friend is a fool. He needs to hire a private investigator ASAP before he is out everything he owns. Seriously. It will be worth it. He is probably dealing with a guy or some 15 year old girl. GET SOME PRO HELP NOW.
just a lil comment Louisiana licenses do not put your social security number never figured out why that damn spot is there… and he should definitely have done more research before saying he loves her
they do if you want it there. most ppl choose not to
Thanks, Nolie … that’s what I was about to say!
Who Wants to Read all of that?!? WhoScammedYou?
looks like a photoshop.
3 years dating and he never met the chick?? Instant red flag!!!!
Are you sure he’s not cyber dating Britney Spears sister?
What a dumb bitch……………..if she lives @ that address she is gonna have problems…………
I’m just impressed that you used “whom” instead of the grammatically incorrect “who” in the first sentence.
Aside from that, what kind of f*cking idiot is “serious” with a girl who hasn’t bothered to meet him in 3 years time?
way to post her address you fcking rag head hindu
in louisiana you choose to have your ss on your id and most people choose not to if they are smart. And cutting off the birth date was smart considering u posted her personal info on the web. how would u like ur credit f’ed up?
FYI, they do not put ss# on driver’s licenses.. That is why they give you a seperate social security card and tell you to never carry it with your i.d.
Uhh…yes they do Truth. Not every state does it but some do.
There’s not a day that goes by that my jaw falls open over the latest 20-something stupidity.
Pal??
Your clue might have been that your buddy “met her 3 years ago and recently got serious”. Oops, but he never REALLY met her???
Hookay.
To be honest, I also have a male friend in Santa Barbara, CA who claims to own a G5 and has a hot wife.
Well. The HOT wife is so fat now that she won’t come into town for some of them famous Santa Barbara tacos when I drive through.
I have never seen the G5.
I have never seen the cr@ppy apartment they live in.
But HE is highly critcical of my recent color choice on my latest Azure.
So there’s MY clue. I just can’t EVER seem to make losers happy with anything I do.
But I stop by anyway in Santa Barbara. Say hello. Ask about the G5. Eat some tacos.
Head to LA.
Laugh.
Post on thedirty.
Ha ha ha your post is by far the best comment ever! Love you for that!
I was going to buy the book,but he saved me the trouble. What lame state puts a SS# on the license?
hahahahahahha facebook search “ericka janelle taylor” and one profile pops up…. EWWWWWW look at her
looks like a fake ID look above the picture where it looks like a pasted picture. ??
If you go to Google Maps (Street View) and search the address on the license, it sure looks like she is living in a trailer.
Did you actually do that? Google Maps? Oh. My. God. That’s all I have to say..
Just to point out something to make it easier, I live in Kentwood La, and I can tell you personally the family that lives at that address that is on the license is not her, INFACT, they arent even white, unless she was adopted, I would really think you need to step back away from here.
yea right,
she is smart enough not to send you her SSN and DOB along with her DL number so you could steal her identity.
I am sure this chick is scamming your loser friend but thats what he gets for being a tard.
Your buddy is a complete MORON! Tell him to meet a real human in person and then get serious with her! How the hell can you date someone if you have never met them in person? EVER!
if you reverse look up the address on whitepages.com the house is owned by two Taylors’. So that syncs up, but it also shows the mother is between 44-40 years old so… that’d make this girl young
o snap
HMMMMMMMM Kentwood LA like Britney Spears (Honestly who knew about Kentwood LA before she came around)
HMMMMMMMM Dallas Texas like Jessica Simpson (Remember how “Amanda Roadmen” went to the same high school as Jessica Simpson THEN lived in her house in LA
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“AMANDA” Is now finding a “new” identity as Brock’s Chick. LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is a black womans name lol
You can easily see the picture was laminated onto the ID, not even shopped.
this story’s trippin me out!
Her DOB is easy to figure out … in Louisiana, DL’s expire on our birthday which in this case is 11/9. The part of the picture cut off shows rather loosely her birth year as 1987.
duh!! i was just about to comment that! it why didnt anyon figure that out? morons!
either that or its 67 n shes the mum in the house
facebook search her name. 1 person comes up and its a black girl.. LMAO
Hahaha when you facebook her, it’s a black girl. I added her!
Omfg ya stupid dopes! That’s Staci Cole!! Google that bitch and she’s ALLL over the net!!
hahahah WAIT! my friend got scammed by this chick too!! Same story – she lived somewhere in Louisiana….he was talking to her for like 6 months (this was atleast 5 years ago if not longer….) and he could never figure out why she wouldn’t meet him. they continued to make plans to meet up, he’d go – she’d never show. it wasnt until the 3rd or 4th time that he realized everytime he’d show up to these places, this same SUV would be seen driving slowly by with this huge fat chick in it. long story short, she had sent him some pictures in the mail, he decided to show up at the address on the mail to see what the deal was – tracked it to this trailer park, asked for her, got invited inside by apparently the girls morbidly obese hick father and brother and as he was waiting in the living room for her – he saw on the mantle a picture of the same freaking fat chick that was driving by in the SUV all those times!!!! he hauled ass out of there and never talked to her again, but this is soooo hilarious that shes still pulling the same scam! She preys on ignorant Louisiana boys who want so desperately to have a “Brock’s Chick” type of girl and are too dumb to realize a) girls like that just dont exist in the backwoods of Louisiana and b) if they did, they surely wouldn’t be interested in you. A big, stupid ego mixed with alot of hope and a hefty dose of ignorance can certainly be a bitch, my friends…
omg. that was pure f#cking comedy…HAHAHA
Brocks chick has just popped out baby number 2. Any one know what she called her?
she named babygirl FAS posterchild
Alaina Mae Coyner
This girl did it to my buddy as well but claimed this girls name was heather which I seen on this site plenty of times… Whoever got scammed by heather please come back!
The photoin the ID is a fake, the real EJ Taylor is 250lbs and looks NOTHING like the photo…. She is white but FAT and not a blonde. I have the real DL picture, let me know if your “buddy” wants to see it…..
I wanna see it!
same thing happened to my friend. I’d love to see real pic of DL
same girl did it to someone i knew a few years back in la except this time her story was that she had cancer…haha..i cant believe she is still doing the same sht…u would think it would get old living someone elses life!!
i like how her height and weight are conveniently cut off at the bottom
OK. I live in Louisiana and in LA you can’t have your SSN on your DL. The state use to do it but they no longer. Sounds like this dude is a fool if he fell for her bag of tricks. Anywho there are no one in Kentwood with the last name Taylor that is rich. I am from Kentwood and know the Taylor’s and they are far from rich…The only rich person to ever come out of Kentwood was Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears…
thats bull sh*t u can if you want but its up to you
this fat tub of lard is 5’5″
The same thing happened to my brother-in-law!
How wierd. This girl added me a long time ago and she would write me all the time in fb and tell me how pretty I was and how she was adopting a third child and she would tell me all about “wes” this is so crazy!!! I was always thinking why is this pretty girl randomly adding me and and tell me I’m pretty???