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Not even baby gap for whales can help her.
oh, you fancy, huh?
Mark Mck*nna f*cked Dina F & Kahlua the Nig! WTF was his short ass thinking?
Shes not too big that dress is just WAY to small.
Beyonce eat your heart out.
“Baby I’m running out of plastic bags and I can’t afford another 2000 fine for not picking up after my dog. “
It aint over until the….oh wait..
They’re always so scared when re-released into the wild….
Taking my bitch to the dog park!
whale watching
Yashika, an ear of corn fell out when you got up, baby.
Damn baby, another baby just fell outta you!
“let me spray some kerosene on your feet to keep the ants from your candy ass”
“Someone say steak? “
Sweet Little Baby Back Bitch
Now ladies n Gentlemen, one of the most prevelant animals on our north american wild safari……
There aint no food!?!?!?! PSHHHH I’m out!
“My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!”
Careful when you sit dear, don’t wanna be showing off your coke holder.
where are the pork chops?
Beyonce is a fine ass woman with her curvy natural curvy beautiful self… go bootilicious bEy BEy!! NOW THATS MY KIND OF WOMAN.. NATURAL , FINE AS HELL AND SEXY AND HELL WITH HER FINE BROWN SUGAR GOLDEN SKIN FULL LIPPED NATURAL GOOD LOOKING SELF .. beyonce you are one fine sista girl and the bros love you to death.. fu-k the other mf-ers! And you know you aint got to go get botox, lips, butt, boobs, tan, and all that fake crap.. i know you wera weave so what!! thats all thats fake is your hair.. you one fine sista lady!!
Does this dress make me look fat?
“I gots to get me some Ari Golden immunity fcking on before this pic his thedirty.com”
looking for the next picnic
Compton Snooki
“I gots to get outta here, all these skinny girls are up in my territory”.
Park Rules: Pick up after your walrus.
” Please pick up after your heffers or pay a $250.00 fine”
Queen Ursula from the Little Mermaid has grown legs and is on the loose!
I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes….seriously.
Your mom wore this not-a-swimsuit to a not-a-beach party. So this is not-a-joke about throwing her back into the ocean.
Big girls don’t care who’s lookin’ all they wanna know is damn who’s cookin’?
as Mike Goldberg would say “IT IS ALL OVER!!!”
damn girl, a bloody white mouse just dropped out yo’ draws…
dang she so fukn HUGE… wat she wearin a dress like that for. bet its custom made jus to fit her hippo body
Does this park make my ass look big???
I was told there would be chitlins. Where the f*ck are the chitlins?