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“My milkshake scares all the boys from the yard.”
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These fingers aren’t the only thing that’s loaded.
I will either meet Ari in Vegas this weekend or ……..
Wait, blow my brains out? But I only blow guys!
what girls want to do after they sleep with Ari Golden!
WINNER!!!!
Would you do me with a gun to my head….
I swear, if you dont give me +2s…
“SOMEONE KNOWS I SLEPT WITH ARI GOLDEN”
If I let JV or Ari put it in (BAAAMM)
bullet to the brain.
The new spokeswoman for Zoloft
don’t worry, it’s not loaded.
Her eyebrows are sooooo thick, she uses bullets to shave them.
Get some +2s. D’oh
she just found out she was on thedirty.com
I work with Tempe 12, BANG!!!!!
A) Bullet to the head or B) do Nik Richie?
A all the way
SGM…. Your doing it wrong.
edit: SGM… You’re doing it wrong.
Plus 2′s or Death, you decide!
WHAT HAPPENEDS IF YOU WATCH MATCHETE!!!!
Ari just invited me to vegas
Its still Russian Roulette….just clamidia insted of bullets
hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa! how’s that for a ‘fantasy factory’? twisted!!!!
“Shoot me in the face or shoot me in the head!!!” please Ari……
if my boyfriend makes me watch ” jersey shore ” one more time, i will blow my brains out.
no brainer.
waiiiit a minute!! what do you mean youre not Kanye west…. but last night???? awwww shii… soulja boy???? well off to the clinic..
What do you mean Brock already has a chick?!
Gosh Jimmy that spurt was good BUT I could have had a v8
“i want to blow my brain out…… but i dont have one”
“My eyebrow is stuck in my hair!!!”
You have landing strip eyebrows, a huge nose and no tits. Pull the trigger already
Why not? It wouldn’t be the first or last time I get shot in the face.
My friends took me westgate last night
Daily Botox injection
Watch me cock this sucker all over my face.
I told you to shoot it in my eye, instead you hit my temple…
if someone doesnt wax my eyebrows in 10 seconds im going to blow my head off…for real i go to asu, im serious.
there are times when threatening to blow your brains out is an empty gesture.
Give me all your money or the bimbo gets it.
Give me immunity or I kill the caterpillar!
“I can smell my fingers from here.”
You are the weakest link. goodbye
Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
My boyfriend broke up with me!
“David I swear i’ll shoot if you don’t put me in next years calendar”
. thx ats irmnnfoya.. n klo qw usulin ne….. fotonya yg menarik lg ga da ta?. sorry be4.. n kalo boleh minta tips mutusin cwo dunk…..