DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”. The things I’ll do this year at ASU. Please be funny and not racist.
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“My milkshake scares all the boys from the yard.”
photog321 says:
These fingers aren’t the only thing that’s loaded.
to photog321I says:
I will either meet Ari in Vegas this weekend or ……..
to ITechfury2k says:
Wait, blow my brains out? But I only blow guys!
to Techfury2kWopper23 says:
what girls want to do after they sleep with Ari Golden!
to Wopper23Bung Hole says:
WINNER!!!!
to Bung HoleAnon E. Mouse says:
Would you do me with a gun to my head….
to Anon E. Mousewhosfunny says:
I swear, if you dont give me +2s…
to whosfunnyAnonymous says:
“SOMEONE KNOWS I SLEPT WITH ARI GOLDEN”
to Anonymousspike says:
If I let JV or Ari put it in (BAAAMM)
to spikebullet to the brain.
Anonymous says:
The new spokeswoman for Zoloft
to AnonymousDirty-Yo says:
don’t worry, it’s not loaded.
to Dirty-Yothe spirit of the palm walk says:
Her eyebrows are sooooo thick, she uses bullets to shave them.
to the spirit of the palm walkGazzer says:
Get some +2s. D’oh
to Gazzerkay says:
she just found out she was on thedirty.com
to kayD says:
I work with Tempe 12, BANG!!!!!
to Ddirte says:
A) Bullet to the head or B) do Nik Richie?
to dirteA all the way
The Fan Man says:
SGM…. Your doing it wrong.
to The Fan ManThe Fan Man says:
edit: SGM… You’re doing it wrong.
to The Fan ManJason Neilson says:
Plus 2′s or Death, you decide!
to Jason NeilsonJesseG says:
WHAT HAPPENEDS IF YOU WATCH MATCHETE!!!!
to JesseGNo one cares says:
Ari just invited me to vegas
to No one caresRob says:
Its still Russian Roulette….just clamidia insted of bullets
to RobLulu says:
hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa! how’s that for a ‘fantasy factory’? twisted!!!!
to LuluAnonymous says:
“Shoot me in the face or shoot me in the head!!!” please Ari……
to Anonymousjtt63 says:
if my boyfriend makes me watch ” jersey shore ” one more time, i will blow my brains out.
to jtt63jtt63 says:
no brainer.
to jtt63laughable says:
waiiiit a minute!! what do you mean youre not Kanye west…. but last night???? awwww shii… soulja boy???? well off to the clinic..
to laughablekbizzle says:
What do you mean Brock already has a chick?!
to kbizzleiSHMEL says:
Gosh Jimmy that spurt was good BUT I could have had a v8
to iSHMELkamakaze says:
“i want to blow my brain out…… but i dont have one”
to kamakazeMaverickMan says:
“My eyebrow is stuck in my hair!!!”
to MaverickManSchmeckle says:
You have landing strip eyebrows, a huge nose and no tits. Pull the trigger already
to SchmeckleMesquite, TX says:
Why not? It wouldn’t be the first or last time I get shot in the face.
to Mesquite, TXwee man says:
My friends took me westgate last night
to wee manGRASTA says:
Daily Botox injection
to GRASTAJamblaster says:
Watch me cock this sucker all over my face.
to Jamblastergalls says:
I told you to shoot it in my eye, instead you hit my temple…
to gallsbint says:
if someone doesnt wax my eyebrows in 10 seconds im going to blow my head off…for real i go to asu, im serious.
to bintbad tigger says:
there are times when threatening to blow your brains out is an empty gesture.
to bad tiggerCincyC says:
Give me all your money or the bimbo gets it.
to CincyC1KMilli says:
Give me immunity or I kill the caterpillar!
to 1KMilliAnonymous says:
“I can smell my fingers from here.”
to AnonymousJudge Judy says:
You are the weakest link. goodbye
to Judge JudyAnonymous says:
Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
to Anonymoushaterade101 says:
My boyfriend broke up with me!
to haterade101winner winner chicken dinner says:
“David I swear i’ll shoot if you don’t put me in next years calendar”
to winner winner chicken dinnerMarkus says:
. thx ats irmnnfoya.. n klo qw usulin ne….. fotonya yg menarik lg ga da ta?. sorry be4.. n kalo boleh minta tips mutusin cwo dunk…..
to Markus