Posted in Chicago, The Dirty | September 14th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy apparently thinks he is “The Chicago Situation”. I cant believe my friend is engaged to this tool bag. He’s a roid junky who thinks he is a great minor league UFC fighter. How forgy do you have to be to take so many photos of your abs when you’re with your boys. Please call him out.
The best part is that he looks at them in every picture. He will be fat in 3 years.- nik
Dont Fall For Her Innocent Face
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Cherry says:
Just like you?
to Cherryeww says:
haha
to ewwA-ron says:
is he in his Grandmas bedroom in the first picture WTF
to A-ronTwin Bolts says:
Super-Duper Sweet Framed Print! I think they just put some glass on it and hoped for the best.
to Twin Boltsjust new says:
So would we say that this guy has a “7 Pack”?
to just newI mean he has a 6 pack of abs and a bonus single for a nose! Jeez!
Talk about an Ari-Bat Mitzvah nose from hell! LOL! He needs a beer belly to make that nose look smaller! LOL!
me says:
The J*w nose is the best part.
to meboston bad boy says:
you are no ufc fighter because you’re to in love with yourself never happen,and if you’re some big ufc fighter whats your name tough guy either myself or my brother would of heard of you.
to boston bad boyChicago's Badboy says:
You and your brother can go FCK yourselves. I’ve got an associate in Boston that will happily slap you silly. Da botha yas!
to Chicago's Badboyjust new says:
Oh and if I’m not mistaken any nipple piercings on a guy makes him “Officially FORGY”.
to just newmatty $ says:
can i get a name on this tool he looks familiar, i think my friend beat his ass
to matty $WTF says:
Dude, move out of your Mom’s house !!!
to WTFThe Truth says:
anyone 5 foot 1 can look big, guys waist is barely above his mattress!
to The TruthI’d like to see the troll “friend” that said yes to this guy and his 2000k engagement ring, she must be a 10.
DJ Pauly D says:
I drunkenly hooked up with this guy once. He’s like 5′ 4″ with a tiny greg.
to DJ Pauly DIdiot Box says:
Dude….every roid junkie totally thinks he’s MMA material.
to Idiot BoxTruth says:
matty $-
HAHAHA…His name is Mike Darling. He was a Pike at Illinois State and a real solid dude. Ive known him for years. Trust me, your boy did not kick his ass. Phi Phi
to TruthRZA4EVER says:
hahahahaha OMG ARE MY ABS STILL THERE? … PHEW! okay i checked and we’re all good now. alright everyone can get back to partying.
to RZA4EVERReally? says:
Oh well if he’s a Pike that went ISU that changes everything. Everyone knows Pikes are the sht. NOT! But they sure do think they are. Yeah, I bet he got his ass kicked.
to Really?Anonymous says:
i like the way his mom decorates
to Anonymousuhhh says:
hes discusting.
to uhhhThe Deprogramer says:
This dude is a joker. im not from chicago but its terrible how many super fcks up here think they are in some way cool or high class because at some point in time theyre family was from europe. just like those dumb strokes on jersey shore. being european dosent make you cool. it makes you below average, everyone is from another country, except feather head indian’s. also you can see that this roid’d out cotton ball still lives at home and has no real life or job, he had his mom take the picture, has no sense of style, and lifts his shirt in every picture… ass clown
to The DeprogramerBig Tony says:
This is Darling, knew him from High school, maybe about 112 lbs soaking wet back then, (he still had the great nose) Things turned around for him Jr. year when he started driving his moms Porsche and found Steroids. Seriously he has only done about 22 cycles.
to Big TonyChris says:
Dude you guys need to quit ripping on mike he would seriously kick all of your asses!
to ChrisJohn John says:
This is Darling, knew him from High school, maybe about 112 lbs soaking wet back then, (he still had the great nose) Things turned around for him Jr. year when he started driving his moms Porsche and found Steroids. Seriously he has only done about 22 cycles.
to John JohnFiancee says:
Who ever posted these pictures needs to get a life. DO NOT call me YOUR friend. FRIENDS dont go behind your back and talk sit. You wanna talk sht, call me!
… And to all the people who commented on these pictures… quit being jealous douche bags. You picked the WRONG person to mess with. GROW UP
to FianceeDowntard says:
Hahahahahahahaha…….u are a retard and your friend needs to put his shirt down and act like a normal person, then people might stop making fun of his dumb ass.
to DowntardSmarta$$ says:
Normal people don’t go on this website and call someone, that they dont know, a retard. Using that word only shows how AMAZING YOU truly are. Please do yourself a favor, get a life, lose some weight, get an education and focus on YOUR life instead of worrying what OTHER people are doing.
P.S … I am his FIANCEE … not his friend. Thanks.
to Smarta$$Anonymous says:
Downtard, and everyone else…the pics are over 5 yrs old, first one’s actually 9 years!! We’ve all had stupid pics at one point, but GROW THE F*CK UP!! OBV the person who posted this hasn’t yet. If someone has something to say and knows either myself or my fiancee come see us directly! Internet confrontation is a cop out! So please grow up! If you have an issue, we can deal with it in person. Thanks.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
This guy is a Douche!!! Pussy
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Haha…. your a JOKE!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
the sad thing is i went to high school with him and he has been like this always!!!!
to AnonymousA-town class of 2000 says:
To all that dont know Mike, Yes he does have a J-w nose, but thats not his fault that gods. Please note the Big abs are not his fault either, thats steriods. Beneith the 6 flamming mucsles, is a genuine kid, who just happens to be a douche!
to A-town class of 2000ewwwww says:
You know how I know you’re gay? You lift your shirt and show off your abs in the middle of the club. What a Homo.
to ewwwww