How Could You Say No To This Dirty Celeb
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I know about your notoriously high standards and I think I found a girl who meets them. And yes she is already a dirty celeb, I used to go to school with this girl. She’s super hot. She has perfect +2s. She’s also on some rating site and she got voted as one of the hottest girls on the site. From what I remember she was sweet and a really adorable girl inside and out. How could anyone say no to this 10?
Answer: No, I have seen this escort without make up… she is the biggest scam in Dallas.
As a blond, no thank you. As a brunette, yes please!
seeeeeeeeelf poooooooooooost
photoshop gone bad. Her nose looks funny in the 3rd pic… hahahaha
Looks like a thumb.
you are correct,her nose looks like the head of a penis,sorry but so true
Nick… I am beginning to think you are gay.
Post a picture of what meets your standards… man or woMAN
Nik is married so that should help you. I doubt Nik’s wife is a 10 without makeup.
Not a 10 with make up either….
i could say no, easy…..
She needs a nose job and eyebrows. Until then 3.74432563
Obvious self post. Who says “sweet and a really adorable girl inside and out”… not a man anyway.
Burnt bacon?!?, the name alone makes me hungry for delicious dead animal products. With makeup on she looks do-able, without mAkeup she looks like a double bagger. I.e when her paper bag falls off yours is still on. On a second note her breasts look like an excellent place for my semin to land on And her lips would look great around my shaft. Out of ten I give her a 6. It would have been 6.5 but she lost points for trying to hard. Silly girl if you were pretty it would come naturally.
this is why people should not let their children stick their face in a meat grinder
Worst self post ever, and what the hell is wrong her nose, and this chick needs to take some airbrushing lessons.
This is the worst photoshop i’ve ever seen! How embarrassing, haha…
Burnt Bacon is my type of girl!!!
IS this not burnt bacon!!!!????
She has a real life Lilo&Stitch nose.
WTF is she an elephant?? What is with that snorkel nose? Did her nostrils get glued shut?? She scares me.
so you know someone is posting their own pic when someone writes something like that. thats great. oh man, im so addicted to this site all of a sudden. its comes second to checking my facebook. wow, i need a life.
LOL me too haha
i can’t stand the stupid pucker fish lips. thats how horrible looking girls disguise their horrible looking faces.
When Photoshop goes SO awry it’s actually Industrial Light & Magic.
WTF is she covering up in that morass of Photoshoppery?
self-post, nose is strange in 3rd picture, i would like too see her ass
nice ta ta’s
nasty fishface
It blows my mind how people self post. That has got to be the most dbag move ever. It honestly makes me sad the amount of war paint these girls think they need to wear today. Its like, just be your f**king self and who cares if people want to hate. And honestly, sweet and adorable girl inside and out?? And this is supposedly a guy who went to school with her?! You are probably still gorgeous without all that makeup & photoshop!!! Just do YOU! Your nose almost vanished in that third picture!! jeeeeeez
sounds like same girl who posted,trying to defend her f-up you can’t hide from the dirty army.mabey next time
oooooo boston bad boy!!!!! your such a hard AS* BRO! sweet name. Definitely not the girl who posted herself. Just someone trying to let her know she doesnt have to wear more make up than a clown. You dont honestly think that is how you spell ‘maybe’ right???
everybody from the army knows i suck at spelling i admit it but alot of times i try to type to fast because i don’t have the time to check my spelling,sorry
Why the f*ck do girls think it is cute to make fishlips in all of their pics….You look like a fool.
it looks like she tried to make her nostril smaller in the bottom pic? maybe to make it look smaller? baha
is she black? not that it matters but i have wondered with the nose, lips and such.
I was wondering the same thing. In the 1st pic she looks black.
MY GOD…….can you photoshop that nose anymore?
escorts keep gettin grimier and grimier
she’d be good for a t*tty bang though!!
All three pics are (badly) photoshopped. She should have gotten an “F” in her community college class for #3.
Cute but avarage
She Looks like a Blow up Doll.
Besides the bad photo shopped nose job, this girl is banging!!! I swear there are a bunch o fags here. Ya’ll criticize every girl but I guaran-freaking-tee that half of you f***ers are jerking off to this girl’s boobs right now. No, she isn’t perfect or the hottest girl I’ve ever seeen. But she’s smoking hot!! So what if she posted pics of herself? We win anyway cause we get to see a hot chick! I’m willing to put all my money that 99.9% of the guys here would love to f**ck a girl like this. Photoshoped nose or no photoshoped nose. Semper Fi to all marines out there. I know ALL of you would gladly do this chick. Sht…
I heard that! I agree my man. but the fact that she posted herself is out of control. Must be one conceited b**ch. & Thank you for fighting for our country. I could never thank you enough….
STOP IT WITH THE DUCK FACE… easily makes a semi pretty girl ugly… as for her looks? can you say gutter trash? because i can… GUTTER TRASH SKANK with nice lookin boobs… plz tell me there’s guys out there don’t like trash
haha worst self post! I went to high school with this sknk and she like worse in person. but luckily for the men she will fck anything with a pulse (pulse optional) and a cock and loves being double teamed!
Sounds good to me.
This chick is so full of herself all of her pics are photo shopped to sht and she has a mans nose. Her body is allright but she is full of herself beyonf belief and all she does is try to hook up with people with money. Angela Barbie she calls herself. What a snatch face. Her pssy probobly smells like a butt. Get some personality hunn then maybe you will be respected everyone just thinks your a whore.. and any guy with good knows you will fuk him with no hesitation or if the guy has money.
she is still a cutie in person, but nothinggg like her pics
Notice all of her pictures are photo shopped… As if that disguises a manly jaw and a smashed tomato nose…
She never lets anybody post pic of her unless she has photoshopped them first. In real life this poor girl has a man jaw, elephant nose… she almost looks alien its sad
She is still pretty hot! You guys are nuts.
Does anyone know if her +2′s are real or not????
Photoshop is lies, and no effin way her rack is real.
I bet she, or any girl would never fck any of you guys, saying this crap… no one could pay me to sleep with Nik .. even though he would prob say NO to me lol cause hes gay and doesnt seem to like any girls … these guys feel better after rippin on girls they could never have..
haha this girl is so pathetic. She looks like she spends a good part of her time taking pics of herself in her room, photo shopping them and then posting them to get guys comments. She’s not too bad looking but the fact that she’s trying so hard to make herself an internet celeb is sad. This girl needs to get away from the computer and camera and do something productive with her life and by that I don’t mean anything wh*rish. Looks will only go so far sweetie!
SOMEONE POST A PICTURE OF THIS GIRL WITH NO MAKEUP/PHOTOSHOP!
iw ant to kiss her eveywhere.
“Whatchoo tawkin bout Willis”
So Miss Charred Pork, still cant shake that habit of poking out that forced pucker? You must of started this habit pre botox,injections/silicon?
Quick question though. How do U manage to breath? I only ask because I cannot find your nostril. Check the pic in the blue/white striped shirt and Prince Purple Rain “asss out” pants. You look like a cartoon with that nose. Now is that yours or store bought? Very Doonesbury’ish.