I’m Being Stalked By A Psychotic UMICH Janitor
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. I realize that by posting these pics you may be inducing vomiting in your readers, but I could really use some help. This beast Jackie Hofacer aka Jodacatt is the janitor at UMICH in Ann Arbor, and I seriously think that if something doesn’t happen soon, she’s going to end up killing me, along with whoever else is in the building. This 48 year old freak is completely obsessed with Saigon wh*re Tila Tequila, and considers herself a member of the “Tila Army”. She started stalking me on twitter last year, after she noticed that me and my friends enjoyed making fun of her idol Tila. What began as retarded internet trolling has morphed into Jackie stalking me in real life, and even trying to get me killed. Here are just a few of the things that she’s done so far:
1. Went on to my local news sites and in the comments section, implicated me in crimes, in addition to telling a violent criminal from my neighborhood that I was the one who “snitched” on them. She then blogged about how she hoped this person would [removed] me.
2. After reading my blog, which focuses mainly on rescuing animals from neglect and abuse, began to systematically contact every animal abuser I blogged about to give them personal information about me so they could use it to “hunt me down”.
3. Has been obsessively blogging about me for NINE MONTHS, vowing to get revenge on me for being a “Tila Hater” and promising that something bad will happen.
This woman is seriously nuts. I’ve notified her job a bunch of times, but according to Jackie, she is in the union and they would never fire her. I’ve offered to take down any posts on her and completely leave her alone if she simply promises to stop interfering in my volunteer work with animals, but she flat out said no. Keep an eye on this woman, one day she is going to end up on the news, and not for the right reasons.
I am guessing she got her clothes for free using Marlboro Miles.- nik
What?! She’s smiling. Smiling. And she’s got an ipod.
She must be a good person.
MARLBORO MILES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
If you are on facebook and twitter… you asked for this.
Meantime. Since ol uncle Fred is a friend to all – I will call UofM myself and bring this to thier attention again.
Good luck.
Thats funny
)) Whats that saying? Mess with the bull…get the horns. You go after people you don’t like online…she goes after people she doesn’t like..mainly you…online. She is just better at it. Do unto others what you would have done unto yourself….I guess that means leave people alone unless your willing to take the repercussions.
How is making fun of someone who puts themselves in the public eye acceptable grounds for putting the life of a human being in danger?
You’re a f#cking idiot. He disses Tila Twatface and she falsely criminally implicates him in crimes and interferes with a good cause non profit and you equate the two? You must be running on a two watt drive.
Uhm, she’s stalking him, sending convicts after him and giving out his personal info so others can track him. I think this goes a little beyond going after someone “she doesn’t like online”. Nice try, though.
Jackie never pwnd me. She “exposed” the wrong person to a bunch of animal abusers and criminals, gave them what she thought was my private info and now they think I am some little noodle girl at Drexel. I had to call the chick and tell her a crazed janitor outted her as me. People can say whatever they want about me online, but in this case innocent animals and noodles were endangered when Jackie dropped the wrong dox.
Creepy! One time my friends and I thought it would be fun to harass some tila fans on the Internet thru her gossip site. Seriously, those people are crazy, uni-bomber status right there. If I were you I’d look into getting a restraining order.
Yeah.. get a restraining order. And, look into slander/libel laws in your state. You probably could sue her.. If all else fails, sic those PETA lunatics on her..
‘obsessed with Tila Tequila…’ as soon as I read that bit I knew she MUST be crazy! LMAO that she’s about 50 and trolling like a 12 year old, and she’s a janitor…
‘If it wasn’t for those pesky kids!!’
shi. my bro is a janitor at a school too, he makes $17 an hr. for cleaning wtf!!! cray-cray
I try to avoid the Tila Army (puke) at all costs because they are so delusional. This isn’t the first story I have read about her “fans” going all radical.
Thank you for finally putting this troll on blast!
So…why are you posting this on the dirty and not contacting the local police??? I know your in college and not very smart yet, but thats what police are paid to do “protect and serve”! Get off your blogs and contact the police and provide them with the information you have!!!
Before Jac-Tila-Killa murders you in honor of the love of her life…
“your in college and not very smart yet”
it’s you’re.
how did leila get that letter?
I bet you don’t even remember the name of your 1st pet
I don’t blam and e joda for wanting to get back @ boi for tricking her getting her info and creating that twitter acct. jodacatt
How would leila feel if it were turned around and her info got posted.
smh
leila really went too far this time, that’s why the rest of us disengaged from her, too explosive and violent. We didn’t like the wanting Tila dead in our group. All she has is boi, none of us talk to her anymore.
Shut up Joda
Shut the fuk up Joda. Seriously.
what the heck is boi? you make it sound like a gang?
I smell something
what can it be?
What’s funny is that this guy is claiming this old woman is stalking him, yet he is posting pictures of her on thedirty. Who is stalking who?? If this were actually a legitimate stalking case where a threat of death was promised, this guy would be notifying the authorities, not posting on a gossip site. To the guy who submitted this: you are either extremely stupid or have done something to egg this woman on that you haven’t told us. If she ever gets a hold of you, maybe then you can admit that you like her, just a little bit. The truth will set you free.
I thought it was another woman the old women is stalking.
lol i was expecting old like betty white!
same here and in the comments here she says she is a she so why does the post say he? obviously this is all fake and all the people involved.
lol egg
yah , leila’s obsessed with the joda
it’s always lulz
We need to get back to work, jackie!!!
Tila is a loser, so it makes sense her followers would be beat loser skanks like this one!
I have witnessed how this “Joda Catt” woman has harassed my friend on twitter!!! Seriously this woman needs to be placed in a mental institution!!! NO JOKE!
What person in their right mind would actually like Tila Tequila at all? I can’t believe she really has a fan base where people are crazy for her. She does nothing and has no talent. And she needs microdermabrasion really really bad, cuz bitch has the worst acne scars ever. Gross.
If you ever go on twitter and #tilaarmy her fans are CRAZY!
Are you sure she is a woman? That manly face tells me she is not!!
Women out here in Oakland and Washtenaw Counties are universally crazy. Men here give them everything they want – and when they get dumped for the final time – you had better grow eyes behind your head.
Just today (smirk… in my “crime free” town) another crazy broad killed her husband a few hours ago. That poor sumbitch is graveyard dead and I bet his body hasn’t even cooled down yet. I’ll just bet his brains are still alive a little and he’s thinking WTF just happened to me???
Dude??
I wouldn’t joke about this any longer. Ann Arbor cops need to be called.
I looked at her blog and didn’t see that she always blogged about you ?? Now your blog on the otherhand has troll written all over it & I don’t thin what you did is legal. Have you been drinking from Tila’s well?
GiveMeADoubleDan
us guys seem to be the only ones here realizing that. both are trolls and need to get off this site with their games.
All parties involved in this need real lives. This is what happens when you spend too much time on the interweb machine.
she should smoke 1000 more packs and get the free marlboro red wind breaker…..great for the fall season
LOVE THIS.
LMFAO@ it puts the mop in the bucket! A++++
Joda on the dirty has just made my day! Viva La Rat!
Ka-ka-ka-krazy! She has that whole creepy ‘smiling, but not with her eyes’ thing going on like Randy Quaid’s nutball wife, Evi.
Thank you for posting this Nik! I forget to ask “Would You?” lol J/K
And to the “Lovell” and the people saying to call the police: Try calling the cops and telling them a Tila fan 1000 miles away is stalking you all over the internet, maybe Nik will want to post the recording of them laughing at you on here.
I hope being on here will convince Jodacatt’s friends/family members that this janitor trainwreck needs professional help. Any 48 year old woman who is willing to die for Tila needs to have her head checked.
DA STRONG- <3 ya Nik
No homo, I'm a chick
I think you need glasses. The key phrase was: “What began as retarded Internet trolling has morphed into Jackie stalking me in real life, and even trying to get me killed.” The key word Rat, is “real life” and “trying to get me killed.” If this person is in fact “stalking” this guy in “real life” and “trying to get [him] killed” that is grounds for telling the authorities. Not a difficult concept, but apparently it may have been for you. Obviously this is NOT the case with the poster because if he was in fact being stalked in “real life” he wouldn’t be on thedirty trying to make this no-name person look bad. So maybe Nik and I will share the recording of laughter with you, since apparently you can’t read.
@lovell What is your relationship with Jackie Hofacer? Or are you also “Tila Army?” lol You seem a little too butthurt for someone who doesn’t know this woman.
This is my favorite comment. Apparently, Lovell, YOU need glasses, because Rat was the one who sent this post in. That’s pretty obvious from the comment. Wow, way to be a fking dumbass! HAHA!
Rat is the one who asked Nik to post this. SHE is female and SHE is the one who is in danger.
googled your blog. Felt sympathy when reading the dirty post, but then found your blog. You are hella antagonizing her, and influencing her psychosis. Pro tip: Leave the crazies alone. I would also recommend not getting a restraining order, unless it’s your last choice. It tends to lead to further crazyness in the person.
I mean, shi, you have an ENTIRE blog about her. Stalkers stalking each other. New tv series, I can see it now…
@K
Yeah you’re right in some aspects, but if someone tries to have me murdered and gets in the way of me saving animals from abuse, then they can expect to have their info blasted all over the internet.
The whole point of my blog on her was that it was to be used as a bargaining chip- I asked Whacko Jacko to say that she would stop stalking me and contacting animal abusers in return for me taking it down. She said no.
And I had left this crazy alone for months and months, only to find out that she’d been contacting criminals about me. In this case, “Don’t feed the troll” didn’t work for me.
So Nik Richie fed her his nutz.
DA Strong
Any person who abuses animals should be shot!
Shooting them is too good for them.. I can’t say what I think they deserve or my comment will get deleted.
@Rat
I understand. Honestly, I’m worried for you. She’s definitely unstable. Even though you said that she lives really far away, if the situation escalates I wouldn’t put it past her to hop and airplane and try to stab you or some shi. She has already went this far over something so stupid, and she’s obsessed with Tila + you (in a bad way). I really wouldn’t be surprised if you guys kept at it, and she tried to hurt you to “avenge” her idol. I know that she’s to blame, but I think that you should try to come to a common apology as in ‘we both did bad things (just say that to appease her) and blah blah blah, truce. forgive and forget.” Don’t let your ego get in the way of your safety.
NEVER FCK WITH MENOPAUSAL WOMEN…
IT WILL NEVER END WELL…
Fck jackie! This crazy bitch posted my ip adress and threatened to have the acko army burn my house down. All because I said tila wasn’t ready for kids. I tikd her how an ip only shows my neighborhood and she said she would burn down my whole block just to prove a point. Lock her up!!!
The weed jackie sold me was CRAP. I want my money back, bitch!!
This crazy bitch leilathegoodrat is all over google and twitter with her blogs and paranoid fetishes. Ask Sandra Syn what the cnt did her. She also goes by Leila Rattington and has made many enemies online. Your page is being used here. The bitch is skanky as hell I’ll send you her pic and you will see.
I could go on and on about the sht Sandra Syn pulled. You are obviously one of the few losers that stuck to her side like a fly on sht because you feel like she is some sort of “celeb”. Lol. Get over yourself. At least Leila is out there doing good in this world and trying to save animals from scum bags that abuse them. You, are in essence I suppose trying to defend an animal (i.e Sandra) as well. Joda has been a running joke on twitter for months by many people. Not just Leila. In fact, Leila hadn’t mentioned Joda in months, but there she was sticking her nose into Leilas beef with other people. Joda would have been long forgotten had she just stepped back and stayed away. But she kept coming back time and time again to instigate Leila. Don’t act like she is an innocent party.
What is a “paranoid fetish”?
Strange choice of wording. LOL
Who in their right mind would defend Tila Tequila!?
I once said that tila wasn’t ready for kids and jackie freaked out. this lady threatened to burn my house down. she posted my ip address. i told her that would only give her a general area so she said that she would burn down the whole general area. She needs to be locked up for life.
I am sure that you are not even saying everything you have done to her just so you can make her look like a crazy person. Plus you are probably making some of that up. That totally sounds like something out of the movies haha. Maybe you should stop being rude to people and people won’t retaliate on your stupid a**!
You brought your stupid Twitter war with this Jackie woman to The Dirty?? Really? You’ve been stalking and harassing this woman on Twitter for over a year now ..calling her work.. writing blogs about her ..long before you ever did squat about “animal abusers” I’d like to see proof that this woman actually contacted “criminals” with the intent of getting you killed. From what I’ve witnessed, you have continually stalked and harassed this obviously crazy Jackie person simply for the entertainment and lulz it created on Twitter. Jackie fought back by contacting the “animal abusers” people you were targeting because she wanted to expose your history of harassing people on Twitter ..not to get you killed. I mean really ..you both keep this ridiculous drama alive because you like the attention.
I give you credit for getting involved in animal abuse but it is disturbing to see you promote yourself for “saving animals” without mentioning all the other people whose work probably did more to actually save neglected animals than anything you did.
Shut up Frank and take your balls out of Jackies purse.
“It is disturbing to see you promote yourself for “saving animals” without mentioning all the other people whose work probably did more to actually save neglected animals than anything you did.”
Frank you are a homo.
I do mention people who save animals on my blog. Why would I have included that information on a post that I made to the Dirty about Jacko though?
what animals did he or she save. I smell a dirty rat here! They’re both nutcases and I’ll stick with my first reaction they need some of this dick to calm them down.
Suck my dick frank, what jackie did to me was real. Everyone thinks its fun n games till the janitor shoots up the cafeteria.
Would that be the Twitter cafeteria, Troy??
Haha!
smh
what does smh mean?
weakest wimp net nerd loser ever.
fey fag to the Nth…
My crotch is brown. I miss being on thedirty
lol @ troy
Nik I am giving you a shoutout on my blog once I get to post it, I’m really sick and just bleh at the moment
I love the freaks off twitter who run over here where they can put there name as “Frank” or whatever and whine about what a meanie I am. Holla boo holla chitlins
Whacko Jacko “Joda” is a ticking time bomb! Thank you for posting this!
I love how someone who hides behind the name Leilathegoodrat bitches about someone who posts under the name Frank. Let’s get to what’s really eating at you Leila and why you continue with all this Jackie drama. Could it be that Jackie making comments on the animal abuse sites you frequent is causing you to lose credibility? It must be really embarrassing to have someone like Jackie show up on those sites and write posts about your Twitter trolling. Kind of smears sht on that animal hero flag you like to wave ..eh?
If you have a legitimate case against a suspected animal abuser, don’t you have more important things to focus on ..other than what this crazy Twitter woman says? ..and if there are dangerous criminals lurking on these Internet sites who may hurt you or someone else, why are you not working with the authorities in your area instead of blaming Jackie because you have thugs in your neighborhood?
You write these open letters to Jackie asking her to just walk away and you’ll take down the ..what.. 20+ blog sites you created to expose Jackie’s craziness. Why don’t YOU just walk away Leila? Stop blogging about Jackie, block her ..ignore her time line and quit tweeting about her. Continue your animal abuse work ..off Twitter if necessary ..if its that important to you. You can end this fckery if you want to..
…but you won’t..
blah blah blah too long read to “Frank”
Don’t speak on things you know nothing about.
Almost got through the first paragraph though
Jackie never said anything on “animal rights websites”
She personally looked up criminal’s information and contacted them
Big difference.
Go captain save-a-hoe someone else
You obviously know nothing about what’s going on here so stick to commenting on things that you actually know something about.
Thanks.
Rat rooined my life allot!!! Her n nik are loosers and should spend allot of time in prison for rooning my carreer in porn.
Really? Can someone really defend this psychotic janitor? I was never even involved with the bullsht with this woman and she attacked me. Because I’m a “tila hater” I got this lovely gem out of the blue: “I hope your gout goes to your fcked up brain…you deserve every bit of pain you experience, suck it up and quit being a pussy!” Uh, what? So, go ahead and defend the meth head who’s going to run around and cause a ruckus.
P.S. Gout is an affliction of the joints, which the brain is clearly not. POW BAM BOOM.
I sense evil here …..i feel that an unholy cyber massacre is nearing
Zoooooooom. Jodacatt stoled mah tryke, that bish!
Jodacatt endangered everyone on earp st by telling that psycho animal hoarder that thegoodrat lived there and got her litterbox of a home raided. There was plenty of evidence that these ppl were violent, they vandalized the homes and harassed neighbors who complained of the stench coming from the 100 chihuahuas living in three feet of feces. Jackie needs to keep her bullsht “imma take down down daa haterzzz” on her shitblog and leave the animals and innocent people out of it. Jackie, you have pets, what the fck were you thinking?
Joda has sniffed far too many fumes from scrubbing toilets to be rational. She’s contacted puppy millers (proof of emails shown on a blog) and the angry family of a PROVEN animal hoarder all in the hopes of getting the Rat’s ass kicked (or worse). Yes, MONTHS ago things on twitter went farther then they should have, but as with all embarrassing moments in life you shrug them off and walk away. Unless you’re bat shi fcking crazy and are twitching for a taste of blood.
I think ya’ll fcked with the wrong person.
I’m grabbing $ome corn cuz this is gonna get good.
Leila done fked up, I $aw the blogs. Per usual you were stupid this time & went to far. joda might make you PAY THE CON$EQUENCE$’ as Jessi Slaughter’s fine figure of a father said! lolz
Anyone who is on Jackie’s side is an idiot. There’s a few people who have never even talked to her or KNEW who she was, but for whatever reason she felt the need to expose them because they had an anonymous twitter account. So she did something to someone she doesn’t even know? That makes no fcking sense.
if leila wants to help animals she needs to do it legitimately. like an actual job doing that. She probably looks up people with charges and then pwns them. That’s not the cool way to go about it.
Go Blue!
Just looked @ her tshirt in the second picture…. at least she supports the Ann Arbor skate park!
All you unholy heathens are going to jail for cyber bullying, then you’re going to hellllll. Hi jackie!!! I got your back. Menopause mafia all up in your area code, witches!
Poor woman just needs to get banged out and she’ll be okay.
Jackie has started all this sht by herself. She wasn’t provoked to contact the puppy mill people, or to bother Leila at all. Leila had left her alone and it was Jackie who even said on an email to Sherry that Leila hadn’t been bothering her so don’t tell anyone she was getting in her business.
If leila was leaving you alone Jackie, why did you have to keep bothering her?
Go flush yourself down the toilet bitch.
Bwahahahahahaha
Leila got a letter from the cops wanting to talk to her but she’s a PSSY. She had her chance to talk to the cops and end the ” stalking” but instead she sticks her tails betwen her legs and scurries away, fcking hilarious!!! Got something to hide fashionista?
CSM on twitter
why?
This sht get more posts than tila’s own #failblog nice job nik
Nik why would you even post this? These idiots have obviously sent many things in here and are now having a troll of a time here and wasting our time here. look at all the fake names and comments. how lame. obviously these bored ass house wives need to get laid. put them all on here.
Get a life your not that special I seen you behind the stands at practice doing ur little head bob. I c you like dark meat. lol
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Cece is obviously Jackie. Directly quotes same misinformation (first pets name) from her blog and talks about something that happened on twitter a year ago that everyone except for Jodacatt has long forgotten. Can we get an IP check on that comment? Ann Arbor, MI?
I hope you are not still trolling on the U of M computers, Jackie. Mary Sue Coleman would not be pleased.