THE DIRTY ARMY: My sister was the girl that was attacked at the monster ball in DC. She was interviewed by the radio here in DC to see that she was okay… We love Lady Gaga and are SO THANKFUL that she cares enough about her fans to address everyones safety that was there. It wasn’t at all people fighting to get to the front of the concert, it was really two drunk girls that were very much antagonizing everyone around us. The girl stole my sisters bag while she was being wrestled to the ground to stop her by the security guards, which was returned the next morning. We just want to thank Lady Gaga for keeping us all safe and having the most wonderful time after those girls causing problems were removed! Everyone had SO much fun after they left and we love our mother monster!! Here is her (Farrah’s) account of what happened. she was crazy! trying to start a fight with the girl behind me. the girl looked scared so i pulled her infront of me and was just grilling the crazy girl. she started getting ghetto and getting in my face and i didnt say a word or move, i just stood my ground and kept shooting her a nasty look when she lunged at me. it was so crazy, security took her right to the floor and all the monsters swept me to safety. it was in a weird way a really magic moment. starting with me protecting the other monster and them all coming to my aid with the icing on the cake being mother monster asking if we were ok. I also attached some pictures of us in costume and the audio file of her on the radio. Farrah is in the red duct tape Alex Noble bad romance outfit and I am in the Dolce and Gabbanna Today Show white outfit.
Not sure why Lady GaGa’s PR submitted this? Nobody cares.- nik
Laday_Gaga=BRAINWASH says:
I don’t understand why people like her. she is not original and is just a puppet.
to Laday_Gaga=BRAINWASHAnonymous says:
You’re not too bright. She writes most her own stuff and also writes for other top money making artists, genius.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Lady Gaga is just trash. Some lonely guy who couldn’t get laid in school and had a hard-on for Madonna, so he became Madonna Jr.
Everything Gaga has done, Madonna did first.
to Anonymouswhatwhat says:
And her stuff is shi, so…
to whatwhatDa' Dude says:
Not too sure I would say the stuff she does could be ref. to as [writing]? It’s just techno-pop w/ lot of digital sampling and studio gimmickery. AFAIK it’s nothin’ we ain’t heard before?
I get the feeling that ppl are already tired of her. I know ‘I’ am. You just can’t have that meteoric a rise and expect your career will stay on that trajectory. She’ll be in the bargain bin within 2 years. Sorry, it’s all downhill from here. She was a trendsetter alright, setting the trend for the record for flash in the pan careers.
to Da' Dudemissy says:
Lady GaGa is stupid. And oohhh sooo UGLY…i cant stand her =)
to missySouthside Todd says:
That is the most unintelligible rambling I have ever read on the Dirty.
to Southside ToddAnonymous says:
that was the most pointless thing ive ever read..wow you were at a concert and there were drunk crazy people there
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
If no one cares then why did you publish it on your homepage?
to Anonymousanon says:
to show how much of an idiot this person is for other peoples entertainment.
to anon150K MILLI says:
Women are absolutely insane!
to 150K MILLISouthBostonProjects says:
The girl in the white has camel toe…I Decided
to SouthBostonProjectslolmao says:
fat chicks fighting. sweet.
to lolmaoGASCO says:
Many kids today listen to lady gaga. I too must agree, she isn’t much original and just exploits the weak kids who have no imagination of thier own. Hey, why not I guess. Someone going has to make money of the dumb kids today!
to GASCOGASCO says:
Many kids today listen to lady gaga. I too must agree, she isn’t much original and just exploits the weak kids who have no imagination of thier own. Hey, why not I guess. Someone has to make money of the dumb kids today!
to GASCOGASCO says:
Many kids today listen to lady gaga. I too must agree, she isn’t much original and just exploits the weak kids who have no imagination of thier own. Hey, why not I guess. Someone has to make money off the dumb kids today!
to GASCOjimmy jones says:
can someone say I ramble because we fear a lawsuit..
to jimmy jonesAnonymous says:
wtf are monsters? lady gaga fans? forgy.
to Anonymous. says:
lmao right on nick
to .Anonymous says:
who gives a fck…that was the most pointless post ever…talk of monsters and magical moments…bitch needs to grow up…
to Anonymousthe Real YO! says:
Holy Fck Batman, those 2 shims are FUGLY!!!!
to the Real YO!Solaera says:
“Mother monster?” Christ that is fvcking retarded, the whole thing was so emabarrassing to read that it was positively cringe worthy.
to SolaeraAnonymous says:
Im in dolce and gabban…… who gives a shi????
to AnonymousToo Funny says:
Hahahaha I’ve met that Farrah Girl on a few occasions. VERY sloppy drunk, she tried to put her hands down my pants and I’m a girl. What’s even weirder was it was RIGHT after I was introduced to her.
to Too FunnyCC says:
omg.
to CCGtownC says:
Seriously, this is what we have to put up with in D.C. So-so looking girls who went to private school and will be talking the rest of their lives about all the danger they were in at a ga ga show. If any guy even dared hit on these girls they would mutter, “sleaze” and quickly escape. Yes, it’s this bad in D.C.
to GtownCtrue facts from jeremy says:
DC is pathetic for women. everyone knows this.
to true facts from jeremywelp says:
soooo she went to a concert and someone was drunk. riveting.
to welpwow says:
RIP LINA MORGANA THE TRUTH WILL COME OUT. DA STRONG!
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