Lets Do Vegas Like Normal People For Your Bachelor Party
EMAIL FROM SCOOBY: Nik, I want you to have a bachelor party you will never forget and all I keep thinking to myself is “What do you do for a guy in Vegas that has experienced everything?” I think I have finally figured out a solution and I wanted to run it by you real quick. We have never been to Las Vegas like normal people, staying in the Rain Man suite, eating at the best restaurants, never waiting in line for anything, tables at the best clubs, POPPIN’ bottles with MODELS, getting our own craps table reserved at Caesars Palace 4am in the morning, stealing ambulamps, and anything you want at your request is not what a typical person does in Las Vegas. So I figured we go like regular, first we can drive 5 hours to get there, then we can get a room at Imperial Palace which is almost likes Caesars Palace but just across the street, then we can get buffet tickets online and eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner, also after that we can get half yard margaritas for 40 bucks and get super smashed as we walk to a casino that has a club… then we can wait 3 hours in line to get into the club and not get tables but fight the crowd to get a drink once every hour or so. That is just a piece of what I have planned, what do you think so far?
I think you are nuts… All I want to do is watch football in my cabana at Wet Republic all weekend and have a runner place my sports bets. Also, don’t give Ari any ideas. He was talking about midgets jumping out of cakes and sh*t. I am a Gentleman, not a peasant Scoobs.- nik
SCOOBY,BEEN DOIN VEGAS FOR YEARS BRO,HOW COME EVERYONE THAT GOES THERE LATELY THINK THEY RUN THE PLACE???POPPIN BOTTLES AND GETTIN IN CLUBS FOR FREE?? tHATS A NORMAL TUESDAY FOR THE REAL VEGAS ELITE…IT GOES WAY BEYOND THIS TOOL.. YOU DONT RUN SHIT,YOU JUST THINK YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING YOU DO JUST LIKE THE REST,YOU AINT SEEN SH*T IN VEGAS..
True, Scooby ain’t shit, just a runner/wrangler and not a very good one. Patrick the hack is better.
no way, hack only brought beat chicks to the table
It’s amberlamps, not ambulamps
Also maybe you guys can rent scooters and drive around vegas (eyes roll). No doubt Nik was embarrassed for Chubbs email
is that Corky from Live Goes On shooting hoops in the second pic?
your heritage says goat shagger. But clearly sir, you are a gentleman goat shagger. Cheers.
Is that Scooby’s volvo in second pic? My grandpa has that same car.
There are palm trees in Arizona? And whats with all the grass? Scoobs must live somewhere else.
You guys are lame. Thinking you are high rollers in Vegas when in reality you are all just 30K milli’s.
So that’s how Scooby gets VIP in Vegas. He climbs over the fence.
I thought Scoob was depressed and had spiders (whatever that means). He’s going back to Vegas this weekend?
Midgets out of a cake would B funny. Nik, you don’t always have 2 B a gentleman.” Let Loose”. Have fun. cheers : )
sadly enough ive had the imperial experience……. ( company trip). For the love of everything holy dont do it! and hold out for the big party till january for the avn awards, shit was dope and all the most baller hookers were in town, just saying.
and shameful
I had a bachelor party just as you described. Sports book runner and spender suite. Best time I ever had. Going “normal” when you don’t have to is nuts.
Wow Nik, so you also party and Wet Republik and know how to do it in Vegas and yet you don’t know the color of Patron???
the midgets outa of a cake comment almost made me fall outa my chair.
That looks like the same street my brother lives on in Capo beach. I recognize that house on the corner.
have a great b party. can i just make a toast to you and the dirty right quick. i am a full time student, which means being at school 40+ hours a week. at my school we are all up in each other’s personal space to do body work, then we still have to spend every waking moment of the f*cking day together. granted, there are exceptions…… i do like one other student. i am not a mean person by any means, but i am so sick of school, and the dirty.com has made many days easier to get through, except for when these randoms want to talk my ear off when i am CLEARLY reading the DIRTY! got brain cells? anyhoo, here’s to you Nik!!!! have some babies.
Have fun at your bachelor party Nik!
Those people walking around with those half yard drinks and beads around their neck have never been to Vegas. It’s their first time! If you see a chick doing that, its an easy slay. Might as well be a bullseye!
Man I have literally done all of those things! Ha ha man I’m a peasant. Nik I need more money, give me a job already