THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, I need your help putting this lying, retarded douchebag on blast! This is John Burns (if that’s his real name), the most sorry excuse for a penis I have ever seen. Me and a girl friend met him at a bar, and he started spitting all sorts of whack game at her. He started by saying he was the owner of a nudist resort in the Santa Cruz Mountains (He eventually said he owned a third. That went from owning the restaurant on the resort, now he claims to be the kitchen manager). He then bragged that he owned 2 Jaguars (He owns one). What I don’t get is why would someone brag about owning a Jaguar? It’s a total old lady car!! He also originally told us he was married once before (turned out to be twice), and he owned a pot far (another total lie, as there were no crops to be found). All this douche does is throw whack ass parties at his resort (where underaged kids show up and get f*cked up on drugs), and use people for drugs. Worst of all, he claims to be 32 years old. COME ON!! He’s 45 if he’s a day! He allegedly slips roofies into girls drinks and sleeps with them.He promises people the world, and never delivers. He is currently under legal suspicion of raping a girl at the resort. Oh, and he’s 5’2. Anyhow, time to show the world what a sorry waste of a Y-Chromosone that John Burns is!!

I’m no tranny expert, but, that guy is definitely grabbing the pec of a large wigged man.  Go get’em sailor.- nik