Refers To Her Lips As DSL
Posted in Chicago, The Dirty | September 3rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dumb broad had it coming. Here, again, we prove Chicago blows. This is Nicole, AKA “Nikki Marie” and she is the most weathered 25 year old b*tch I’ve ever seen. She idolizes Angelina Jolie and thinks she looks like her. No honey, you don’t. Her forehead itself is wrinklier than my great-grandfather’s ball sack (Yes, I accidentally saw in the urinal once.) This chick will eat up any other girl’s left-overs just to feel validated. She self-admittedly refers to her lips as DSL… and it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out why. She also idolizes “Forbidden” which is sooo 2005!!! This stupid ass sk*nk needs to get put on blast so she can realize when she walks past a mirror.. “Hey.. I do have a huge Alien Forehead… I’m a pathetic low-life d*ck sucking b*tch.. and I’m really NOT that much better than my peers!!” Just sayin.
Nikki, thank you for being an inspiration for sunscreen. What is with Chicago and Same-face disease?- nik
Anonymous says:
This skank looks more like 45!
As for the lips, why do white people want to look like black people?
to Anonymousblondeelicious says:
WOW WOW WOW gorgeous! By far THE hottest brunette that isn’t disgustingly fake on this site so far. I’m a chick and if this was my gf I’d be proud (based on looks only obvs). Yum!
to blondeeliciousnano says:
she aint 25 more like 45 she looks old
to nanojunior says:
Agree with the DSL thing, but damn girl stay out of the tanning booth…
to juniorDon Boogie says:
Can’t see the body in the pics but I would definitely fck that mouth.
to Don Boogiesucker says:
dick sucking lips?
to suckerboston bad boy says:
she looks like the wh@re on new jersey house sl*ts the one with the low hair line and lower bank account.hahahahahaha she thought she was so rich don’t live above you’re 20,000,00 means idiot and who can blame joe if he cheated on you he’s around 5 of you with those little brats,he deserves a good lay once in a while with normal hair.
to boston bad boygo see a dentist?? says:
why would you wanna go any where near that mouth? a girl that doesn’t smile with her teeth definitely has a disaster hiding behind those lips :S
to go see a dentist??Oops, Am I Being To Honest ? says:
dude shes 25 years old she looks about like 32-34. thats sick
to Oops, Am I Being To Honest ?real talk says:
Looks 40, and I would tear that up.
to real talkNebraska where the N stands for Knowledge! says:
Wow. BEAT!
to Nebraska where the N stands for Knowledge!EARL DUKE SPITS THE TRUTH TO YOU RACISTS!! says:
fake azz fckin lips!
to EARL DUKE SPITS THE TRUTH TO YOU RACISTS!!Earls White Master says:
Earl quit fooling around here on the Dirty. You have cotton to pick after you shine my shoes.
to Earls White Masterdrunkslutsdigme says:
LMFAO
to drunkslutsdigmeEARL DUKE SPITS THE TRUTH TO YOU RACISTS!! says:
fake ass fu-kin lips!
to EARL DUKE SPITS THE TRUTH TO YOU RACISTS!!Rob says:
I think every city or town has a girl with this look. Weathered, high forehead, reciding hairline. Sort of manly in the face but, doable. I’m in Lafayette Louisiana and a couple of skanks in town have this look. Are they copying someone? I’m not sure. They’re usually 30-ish and still hittin the bars and clubs but at the same time saying, “Oh, I really stopped going out anymore.” Yah you right girl. We believe you.
to RobRebekah says:
haha!! I’m from Lafayette too and i have to agree with you on that!! Its been a couple years since i have been downtown (I’m married and just had my second kid, no more going out for me) but from what i remember its nothing but over-tanned under dressed skanks who need to be home with their kids and not out in the bars. I don’t miss going out one bit, i’d rather stay home with a couple girlfriends, cook a nice dinner and talk about our kids (with a couple cocktails when the kiddies go to sleep, of course!) Once you hit 25-26 your clubbing days are over. When will these sknks learn.
to RebekahAnonymous says:
Nasty. You know she has digusting teeth if she never really smiles.
to AnonymousMr Peepers says:
LOL, 25 my rump. Unless you mean 25 in Dog Years?
to Mr PeepersSurvey says:
Gross looking pig. Maybe worth a drunken pump and dump. Open up princess..here’s your hot yogurt!
to SurveyBeautifully Brutal:) says:
hahahahahahahaha
to Beautifully Brutal:)Becka says:
shes pretty
to BeckaBeautifully Brutal:) says:
you must be stupid? yes your def. stupid.
to Beautifully Brutal:)gambino says:
at least she knows what she’s good for and embraced it
to gambinonigga pleeze! says:
She’s actually really cute.
She has AWESOME eyes and eyebrows, perfect nose, nice chin line, and those lips make my pants swell.
to nigga pleeze!Beautifully Brutal:) says:
i bet if you took your swollen pants off you could f()ck a spoiled grapfruit and it would feel just like her. if your that crazy to think shes so fine then you must not be getting any at all from anyone. glad i could help
to Beautifully Brutal:)hahaha says:
I bet you’re the idiot that submitted this. It’s funny watching you have a break down when hardly anyone agrees with you and your stupid submission.
You’re simply a dumba$$ed loser.
to hahahawhatever says:
I THINK SHES CUTE….
to whateverTJ says:
I agree.
to TJDanielle says:
Is that the only face she can make
to DanielleNennie says:
She’s cute but there’s no way she’s 25. I am 25 and most of my girlfriends are too and all of us combined do not have those many wrinkles.
to NennieTina says:
I think she is beautiful.
to TinaBeautifully Brutal:) says:
this yeast beast is only good for one thing- sucking gregs and spreading legs…
to Beautifully Brutal:)Liam says:
she is hot! I would marry her!
to LiamAnonymous says:
You must be a 40 year old virgin
to Anonymousposter is pathetic says:
Whoever posted this comes off as a jobless, fat, out of shape loser. Im not even great friends with Nicole, and I’m just annoyed by this.
You can tell the poster is creepishly obsessed “beautiful breakdown” has been monitoring the comments since this has been posted. Get a life, you fat fck. Did nicole steal one of your guys? Probably, because shes a fcking ten.
to poster is patheticyour ubsurd- says:
i dont even know this sk@nk and she sounds like a handfull. she is not a ten and i doubt she “stole” anyones dude. and i can almost bet whoever posted this is one of her friends… so if shes the kind of chick to hangout with overweight jobless loosers, then she is a looser herself
to your ubsurd-anonymous says:
She looks like she is constantly smelling an onion fart.
to anonymoushmm says:
this girl is gorgeous ..UR ALL CRAZY she has NO wrinkles..fck the jealous haters girl ur beautiful
to hmmMike Hawk says:
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. This gurl is nasty. and she came from Chicago? How sad.
to Mike HawkAmber says:
She is pretty! Jealous much?
to AmberAmber says:
Pretty girl! What’s with all the rage?
to AmberThe Toxic Avenger says:
this girl is a 3.4889049 at best
to The Toxic Avengersammy cozzo says:
holla at me shes fine
to sammy cozzoAnonymous says:
ima girl and i think she looks SOOOO much better than angelina jolie !!!!!!!!
to AnonymousDK says:
All of you B*TCHES are just jealous. Nikki you are hot and whoever posted this knows it too. Just a thought
to DKErica says:
Nicole is my best friend and I can’t believe that people feel the need to write these fake comments about her. She is the most amazing person I know. Maybe thats why your “leftover” want to be with her
Ever think about that. She has the most amazing smile and best personality. Oh and by the way those lips are 100% real!!! So let’s not be haters and face the simple fact that this girl is gorgeous!!!
to Ericatruth says:
noo shit her lips are real. they are bird lips shes pouting in very pic to make them look BIG. ive seen this girl go from bar to bar chasing a guy whos not even into her. pathetic shes making herself look like she has DSL lips who the fuck does that>?
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