Stripper Built Like A Linebacker

September 14, 2010 San Francisco, The Dirty 29

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Introducing miss Colleen Kinne, one of SF & Vegas most notoriously delusional strippers. This b*tch swears she is the finest thing walking this earth. At nearly 5′ 9″ 160 lbs, she’s built like a f*cking linebacker in the NFL and is bigger than most of her customers. She’s never been taught the golden rule: if you’re ugly, at least be nice. You can’t look that much like a tranny and then act like you’re god’s gift.

Is it just me or does she have a piercing under her armpit?- nik