Terminal Sighting
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s the infamous jet streamer who haunts airports across the nation. I was waiting for my flight when he strutted by, in his high heels, in the Salt Lake City airport on his way to Phoenix. Two things, first- just try and imagine what his front side looks like…please, I Dare You. And second- I wonder if his wife notices any of her stuff is missing? Or, maybe he stole that top from his daughter.
You gotta wonder what is in his bag?- nik
…and that bag is a flight attendants/pilots bag..the plot thickens..
or just a carry on…
is all his travels for business or pleasure? either way any one know what he does for a living?
Is he a pilot? He travels an awful lot to not be involved with the industry somehow. Your attention please, this is your captain speaking… We’ll be flying at 30,000 feet, weather appears clear, please keep your seatbelts on when not moving around the cabin. By the way, did anybody happen to find a size 12 pump as they entered the plane?
who is the poor bastard who has to sit next to this retard? The dude better get free drinks for the entire flight!
i’m guessing i would need a tranquilizer to sit next to you…give him a break, i don’t care who you are, it takes some big balls to dress like that…
His balls are huge….I have seen the A-hole in white tights at SF airport and I barfed all over the front of my shirt.
how do you steal a photoshop? Please tell me I dare you?
Look at the poor guy in the background trying not to look.
Saw him arriving in Terminal 4 in PHX wearing that last Thursday. Pretty sure he only flies US Airways and must be an employee to be flying every week. Everyone at US Air is probably scared of a lawsuit if they fire or refuse entry onto the plane.
wheres he going all the time…. i love this guy!!!! the best dirty celb …i think!
I hope whats in his bag is a huge rubber c*ck for my ass!
I would ask for a refund if I saw that guy getting on my flight. I wonder how they handle that??? You know… giving people their money back.
YOU GUYS ARE SICK..
ARI GOLDEN IS A REALLY NICE GUY AND HE HAS A RIGHT TO TRAVEL.
I was at the Salt Lake Airport a few weeks ago, and saw Mormons galore on payphones. What’s up with that, they were inside the terminal so they must have been waiting for flights? It was like being in the Twilight Zone, there was literally dozens and dozens of them!
Wonder how many times hes been pulled aside bc somethin in his bag is vibratin?
I saw him walking around in the Phx Sky Harbor terminal couple months ago. I have (unfortunately) seen this drag queen of the skies 3 times over the passed year. Always in terminal 4, always flying Southwest Airlines (bet they’re thrilled). He walks around too much, looking bored or somehow occupied. This person is devoid of any shame. Totally shameless. He seems to feed off the stares, the disbelief, the snickers. He keeps a track suit in the roller board and changes in the can. I saw him get on the plane in his evening wear.
Is Trans Atlantic colorblind? His pink mini tank and his hot pink/orangy spandex bottoms clash really bad. Fashion Horror :O
you should make ari wear that outfit in the airport.
OMG! My man and I were visiting Salt Lake City one time and totally saw this guy walking around downtown. He was wearing daisy duke shorts and a ripped I Love NY T-Shirt that showed his mid section. I think he lives in Salt Lake City and has a loose nugget upstairs.
Saw him at LAX today 5/20……Brought a smile to everyones face as all of the flights were delayed…Owe him a big THANK YOU!