Who Said It Couldn’t Get Worse
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Say hello to some of Cals finest thetas. I feel bad for all the new excited freshman boys, so sorry college isn’t what you dreamt of or at least the girls aren’t. so embarrassing. How do we fix this nik?
Submitting them was the first step, they may get a wake up call and straighten themselves up a bit. I love the little crying gremlin in the corner, my guess is they made her put down the ‘cheez-its’ for the picture.- nik
ahahahahahahahahaha…f*cking awesome. thetas are kind of gross everywhere but especially at berekely. don’t complain genius because you were smart enough to get into Berk…smart chicks are hella ugly. should have gone to USC, ASU, or WSU…sorry pal.
It’s Berkeley for Christ’s sake, what the hell did you expect?!
i would just drop-out and try again next year
Half the 18 year old boys are lard asses themselves so it all evens out in the wash.
haha, epic.
this doesnt represent berkeley girls. there are hotties, trust me.
berkeley is a noodle fest from what i have seen
Cal may not be too bad a place if youre a decent looking guy…theres bound to be some blond rich hotties….and since most of the guys look like they just walked out of a star trek convention…a decent looking young guy may do quite well
Actually, Berkeley is known for having lots of good looking men…and ugly women (except for Asian women). So if you are a marginal looking women, you will LOVE the ratio at Cal.
In reality, there are some very, very beautiful girls on this campus and some of them are far more beautiful (and memorable) than what you would find at a place like ASU. The problem is that they are very few in number, which creates fierce competition…and since there are lots of good looking guys, your chances are slim.
At places like ASU, the impressive thing is the number of hot girls. Most of them are sort of generic looking (e.g., you may not recognize them in a few days), but there are literally thousands of good looking girls. In terms of men, ASU is lacking, so this means that the ratio of hot chicks to guys is staggering…which is why the ASU campus is famous.
Now don’t get me wrong, ASU has it’s uglies as well (since, for example there are like 40,000 students on the main Tempe campus)…so don’t expect that every chick is hot….but on the right day you will be very impressed.
That said, the academic quality of the undergrads at Cal is much higher. So if you want a cerebral girl, don’t go to ASU.
The guys are pretty much all ugly. And if you’re a decent looking girl, you’ve probably already hooked up with a majority of the hot ones considering you can pretty much count the hot guys on one hand.
Way too many asians and arabs