Worst Night I’ve Had In Scottsdale
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I don’t know if you still report on these wieners or give any sh*t about them but tonight I was at Cream, which sucks big wang, and I saw some guy who looked like Durkee. He started asking my name and was hitting on my friend. I told her to ask him if he’s ever heard of “thedirty.com” since I recognized his Chucky-like face. His beady eyes gave me the death stare, and he walked away with his ginger faux hawk. Whatev…then a dark skinned guy walked up with spiky hair and I realized.. it was Freddy Fags? I don’t usually give a shit or notice this stuff but it was odd that they were hanging out. I didn’t know they were besties and liked to swordfight but to each her own. Are you still keeping tabs on these chodes? They’re as chodey as ever. Mostly Durkee. I never thought these guys really existed, and that they still bare their faces anywhere in Arizona, but low and behold they do, in all their acid wash jean and false alligator loafer galore. God bless Scottsdale.
Durkee is still king douche of the east valley and Freddy Fags was probably letting Durkee sit on his spiked up hair.- nik
glad to know this poster frequents clubs that like big whang. also, “cream” is a name for a gay bar if i’ve ever hear one.
thwere both hotttt.. the one in the white hat is sexy yum!
freddy fags is a joke…if you think he is sexy “ha”, get your lips wrapped around his DRD laden peen and enjoy your future of Valtrex…
Nik, I heard about the Pittsburgh incident, sorry, dude. Nobody has any right to put their hands on you or take swings at you just because they don’t like your business (website). You were classy enough to not press charges. I would have.
we want video!
lol get your head out of hoomans butt no really
So these guys really exist and aren’t some elaborate internet troll?
On Scottsdale Rd and McDowell……he’s never lifting weights, just doing the stair master. Such a homo.
I dont get the whole durkee thing, wtf with the lips and eye roll? hes like 38 and still clubbing it up? What a total loser!
hung with durkee in vegas and had a good time. He is a good guy. Partied at Blush in the Wynn. Ive known him for several years. always a friendly guy and wants everyone to have a good time.
Leave durkee alone.. he works hard! He’s a good guy in general… better then most that scottsdale has to offer…. xox
Nice comment Brian! Keep the self posts going, your 39 and failing fast, whats next after the bottle service dries up, valet parking?
I run arizona in promotions you guys are just making me more popular. Oh ya does any one else drive a blue bently.
You guys who post this silly shi should just shut the fck up! Don’t be jealous because the people you’re hating on have better things to do like making money and having friends. You probably couldn’t count your friends on your hand. Brian Durkee is one of the nicest people I have ever met in my life. Maybe that’s why he is successful. You really need to get a life cause postings like this on some random just being a hater is beyond pathetic! Just keepin it real!
Durkee is the biggest tool in the valley. Guy is older than dirt and is always around asu campus and mill. My friends and I stomped him last year for being a creeper and hitting on our girls and might have to do it again if we find him molesting freshmen and sophomores on mill. Oh how we cant wait for ladies night at Zuma!
this little fag comes up to woman telling them to order shots for everyone then does them and walks away and wont even pay his own tab. The ugly chicks who even go home with him say he has a solid 3 inches
Douche or not, I definitely enjoyed an open bar, compliments of Durkee.