Blonde Snooki Needs Some +2′s ASAP

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can you or someone please tell the Blonde Snooki that she needs some new +2′s ASAP since her friends don’t seem to say anything. Once you look at the Jew Barbie Sara on the left in the white and you see her face looks like someone painted a mustache on it… These girls are all suppose to be BFF’s? but they cant be honest with each other? What is up with that Nik?
All Scooby Snack cares about is herself… she needs her other friends to be ugly so that she can look somewhat hot. Blonde Snooki you might want to burn all the pictures from this night.- nik














They look like three little piggies after feeding time. I’m never going to Tao or Lavo again.
not nice
whatever that thing on the left is…it has a greg.
Went to work…………………………………
……………………………..’till about noOON.
hahaha
Oh my holy sweet Jesus.
I will never stay at the Venetian again.
What in the heck is going on with the one on the right? What is between her melons? A wee-wee?
LOL – I was thinking the same thing! Looks like a little penis pressed between her boobs!
drinking from a plastic cup
so elegant
Saggers on the right…Those things need some lift!
What’s up with that nasty beast on the right, is that a penis sticking up out of her top? That pig fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down! ROTFLMAO
HOLY FLAPJACKS !
It looks like all three fell out of the same tree!
They weren’t shy about attacking that sauce.
Jew Barbie Sara?
LOL, that’s terrible!
Hahahahahhaa.
Damn.
Look at the beaks on these crows. They look like manly Foghorn Leghorns.
Pe-KAWHK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Newsflash: they’re ALL ugly. Plastic-looking cheap hookers.
heeeeeyyyyyyy… “plastic-looking cheap hookers” is the name of my band, man!
the one on the left looks like a dude
Is this considered attractive in the states? It must be because so many girls aspire to look like this. Damn… Bad luck for the men i guess..
the thing on the left looks like it forgot to shave that mustache, and her left boob is higher than the other. the middle one needs to put makeup on the veins of her tits. no need to explain the one on the right.
Hopefully the Tijuana veterinarian she visits can steal a real M.D.’s prescription pad to get her some Retin-A for that 3rd nipple growing below her necklace.
blonde snooki is gross
WTF @ boobs running away from each other
I feel bad for the real snooki, this chick is 10000000x more beat.
2 tranny faced cheap lookin sloots and Jabba the Huts daughter?? WTF
Since when do they serve farm animals at the dinner table?
Bet any one of us guys could dress like one of these nasty bitches and pull it off better….even with the hairy legs and penis
That thing on the right is just disgusting
whys noone said anything about mangela on the left? thats one hell of a penciled in mustache
Sweet mustache on the first one.
They all are ugly. They think if they bleech their hair and fake tan they are hot. Nasty White trash!
The one on the left has no space between her beak and her upper lip. Scoobie Snack looks like a tranny sex doll and the veins on her +2′s makes me wanna heave. And B. Snookie looks she’s got some nasty rash on her chest…and her tits look deflated.
Scooby snacks has some nasty as* veins on her tits.
Looks like they are eating mushed up crap for dinner.
Since when was Scooby Snacks ever hot? Real woman (and I mean hot real woman) and even women with blonde hair… Do not look this fake – not even when we try.
Blonde Snooki’s tits look like they’d be more at home on a 65 year old woman. DISGUSTING!
holy flapjacks on the right and nice mustache on the left….wtf are these things supposed to be?
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..anyone that has slept with any of these should turn their man card in now and proudly accept your beast card
blonde snooki is sooooo fat, look at the nasty flapjacks on that chick
Bobby the Barbie is a DUDE!
That is a ugly bunhc of dudes – so gross!
Snooki your tits are DISGUSTING
mmmm Pancakes sound good right now..
That is what I told your mother. She has the best saggers I have seen so far. By the way, tell your mom I will be over later, my pooper needs to be eaten
Ahhhh…a Mother joke..well played. I used to do those back in the day..before i caught the bus to school.
B+ for effort though
So wheres that rainy day dish you were gona put up chode?
I will f*#k anything blonde (almost) and these 3 are gross. The “jew barbie” (lol) has the worst face, blonde snooki is, well….fat, and scooby snack, you are no longer nailable.
I know its October and it is breast cancer awareness month…. But there are some tatas that do not need saved.
my god… ive had a kid and my tits arnt even anywhere close to being that bad. she needs to get the girls an upgrade…. asap. didnt her friends look at her before they went out and let her kno a bra (or dress that fits) would be a really smart idea?
I am not going to say they are ugly, but they are nothing special. Individually they look so plastic and fake. Together they are remarkably fake. I will assume the girl on the right is indeed a girl, but if it is a guy, I can believe it.
thats a man on the left
OMG – that picture burns my eyeballs.
what are these monsters….
Haha they came into my work for bday party all dressed up as barbies and all in pink snookie looked like she was going to explode out of her dress!
If I had a penis it would be hiding. ARF ARF ARF ARF
so is this sitch, j-wow & snookie dressed up for halloween as blobs?
EWWW..TRanny Alert!!! All they need is there other side kick JILLY C n the Tranny pack will be completel..Angela Gresko is just fat n ugly..how is she trying to be the Vegas Prom Queens????
The Jew girl is crazy but def not a tranny her face is hot
The person in the middle is the best looking 1 but she would look better w darker hair or at lease some low lights. She looks 2 flushed 1 white hair but her face isnt really that bad.
i have an insationable hungry butt and laura canary is a sloooot
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this is what most vegas girls look like. overdone and fake everything. then they complain about how horrible us men are for just wanting to get laid. who would actually take a girl like this to meet his parents?what a waste of life
All 3 of those girls are disgusting, to be honest. So gross. But I guess some guys will really sleep with anything. Ick.
Are they even girls or GUYS… how freakin disgusting! do you even look in the mirror when you leave the house!
the one in the middles boobs are real, you can tell, she isn’t skinny, she has a nice curvy body. The one on the left has nice eyes, but her nose/mouth/mustach have got to go…. and I am pretending I don’t see the one on the right, because I don’t know why ANYONE would want to associate with that beast. LOL I saw this pic, and was hoping someone posted it… I laughed so hard I had to show a few people lol. That’s unreal that she thinks she looks good. I feel really bad for her, because everyone laughs behind her back. Call a DR. ASAP. barf.
EWWW.. what the HELL. I have never seen tits like that!!!! UGH they give all of us REAL hot blondes a bad name… Did your mommas never tell you… LESS is MORE.. I have big tits, but I don’t need to have them hanging out like that to get attention… and they don’t HANG LOL sick sick sick
snooki is a thousand times hotter
Middle girl kina fckin ugly band worst personality with no friends
Blonde snookie farts to much
ok the one on the right is fat… the one in the middle looks like an alien and the one to the left looks like her face is deformed. shes deff done maddd drugss to look like this.
BEAK ALERT to the left
What happened to Kina’s chubby face…in this picture it looks completely normal but now it’s clearly bloated…had much work done??