CEO Douche Bags
THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik: Meet two of DC’s biggest multi-millionaire douchebags. They’re both CEOs of big companies, but when the sun goes down, they can be found trolling for chicks on local college campuses. They think they are rockstars because they have money and because the drunkest golddiggers in DC are all over them, but in reality they’re just 50-year-old has-beens. They hang out with another f*g you’ve featured before (see photo 2). I’ve even seen them partying with underaged — high school — h*es. Here they are in the booth with DJ David Guetta on the F*ck Me I’m Famous Tour. How gay is that?
Money buys happiness and old Cougar faces.- nik
And I am trying to see what the problem is? Someone is pissed because some dudes made money and now are using their money to hook up with younger chicks (as long as they r 18). I think I speak for all hetero men here when I say, if that’s what we have to look forward to when we’re 50, let the good times roll.
These guys must have been total dorks back in school so now they are trying to enjoy life. Let me say this, I partied hard in school and graduated from ucla and I’m 28 and make a fortune. There old ugly lonely men who every one laughs at
I doubt you graduated from UCLA. Your can’t even use proper punctuation or even spell correctly.
Anyone know what companies they are CEO’s for ?
What companies?
Sounds like someones jealous of his bosses! If a guy can get laid simply because he has the cash, more power to em!…..And frankly, the fact that they’re the ones in the booth with David Guetta, and not the person who wrote that slam, proves my argument, that someones jealous!
Sounds like someone is jealous!
The guy is the blue shirt with the Ryan Seacrest hair (top picture) is Bill Dean, owner of MC Dean Electrical.
I doubt any of you know these guys in their everyday lives but I do. Bill, Michael and David are good guys and everyone bad mouthing them I can only imagine are jealous! These guys works very hard and yes play hard but deserve to do so. Who cares if they like younger girls who the hell doesn’t? I think you are all way to involved in these guys lives because you hate your own. Please stop hating on one of my family members who has done more good than any of you just because you are miserable in your own life. Instead of hating on them why don’t you look up their companies and see the good they do around the world charitable or entrepreneurial. They helps others everyday in this economy either by creating jobs or giving back. So back off!!!!! Please!!!!
How can you hate on them?? They got money and they can spend it however the hell they want. Who cares if they’re DBs.
Concur more power to them. Hater
Calling this one out as a self post
At this age a man should have a wife, kids and be at home, not be in a night club. Maybe its how you are raised, but if you can do it like they are I dont hate…I just think a man that age should just be more grown up and doing things with his family at night. Not sitting at a bar picking up girls, diseases, and not to mention getting a bad reputation as a sleezball with money.
“more grown up” – sweetheart, if you’re pulling in 50 plus mill a year, you can’t get more grown up. You think you’re 25k per year UPS driving husband doesn’t wish he could leave your smelly bottom? Give him 50 mill, he’ll show you how grown up he is.
You are right they look absolutely miserable. They sure need a nagging ungrateful wife (or worse ex wife)and screaming kids and they would be much happier.
stop pontificating, douchebag. I hate people like you. no one cares about what you think others should do with their lives. mind your own business.
not every man finds fulfillment at home with a wife and kids.
Thanks for the lousy advice, toolbag. Not everyone follows the same path – college, married at 26, kids at 28, etc. Now they’re successful and able to enjoy it – they probably didn’t party when they were younger so they could concentrate on their careers. Why should they bail out some bitter hag their own age – who probably would have spit on them in their 20′s? Younger women are just more fun to be around – in addition to the firmer flesh.
Half of the good comments written on the dirty were written by mike and billy, so quit acting like other people are backing you guys up. If you have all that money then get some plastic surgery and dress better.
Bill Dean is friends with Justin Bobby (The Hills). He throws the biggest Halloween party every year at his mansion in Georgetown.
These guys are my heros. You think I could trade my wife for a college girl?
I am working my ass off to become like these guys.
Success = being any age you want and banging hotties half your age.
Failure = getting married to a woman your age and being forced to bang her each night as she gets fatter and fatter.
Michael Saylor, in black shirt, is CEO of Microstrategy.
You you are correct.. Wow I would hate to have their lifestyle.. Let me be home instead with an older woman, kids and a life from hell instead of partying with 21 year old chicks who think of me as a god.. sounds just disgusting and awful to me
So let me see if I’ve got this straight, because I’m a little fuzzy on the math…two self-made multi-millionaires are “douchebags” because they have a good time when they’re not working 15 hours a day, are single, and get lots of attention? Am I missing something?
Not to mention that their close friends will tell you they are both generous to a fault and in all likelihood have never sent unsolicited, anonymous, hateful comments about people they don’t know to this “douchebag” website.
I mean, who does that? Seriously?
If I had to guess who took the time to post pics of these guys and put forth the effort…I’m guessing you’re either one of those college co-eds that never got a call the next morning…or the “douchebag” boyfriend of a college co-ed who’s girl returned plenty of phonecalls.
So let me make sure I’m getting this right, because the math seems a bit fuzzy to me…these guys are “douchebags” because they’re self-made multi-millionaires who like to have fun after working 15 hours a day (to create thousands of jobs for witty people like yourself), are single, and get lots of attention. Am I missing something here?
Not to mention their close friends will tell you that both of them are generous to a fault and we’re pretty sure neither of them has posted anonymous hate mail about people they don’t know on “douchebag” websites like this one.
I mean, who does that? Seriously?
If I had to come up with a profile of whoever posted the knock on these guys, I would venture to guess you were either an afore-mentioned college co-ed that never got a return phonecall…or the “douchebag” boyfriend of an afore-mentioned college-coed who’s girlfriend returned several phonecalls.
By the way- if you’re in your 40′s, own your own private jet, and can still pull hot college ass…I’m not sure the term “has-been” naturally applies.
Oh, and one piece of advice…if you’re stupid enough to post an anonymous chicken sh@t hatchet job on someone, don’t pick high-net-worth individuals who own large Legal and IT departments.
I guess some “douchebag/bagettes” won’t be remaining anonymous for very long.
Best of luck.
Bill Dean is hardly self made, he took over daddy’s company… Saylor is a genius but you would think with all that money that he could get a little plastic surgury to fix the pot holes in his face and get some braces…
Saylor is a genius and very handsome… I wonder what your face looks like…
The Guy in the second picture is Dave Ch#ng he’s worth more than Bill and Mike combined. His dad invented the question mark and he’s been living off the royalty’s ever since.
I’m the heir to the “?”, that is why I have the clueless look on my face 24/7.
Money can’t buy you a personality. It can buy you just about anything else though.
whoever posted this really needs to figure out why he hates himself.
For the first time in my life, I NOW wanted to be a DB. Thanks a-hole who posted this, you have completely screwed my life up.
To enjoy life and do what you want is sacrilegious. Those two guys should do what we were all taught from a very young age growing up in the Midwest and Pennsylvania. Either marry a woman your age or older (having a wife/mother figure), have children, be conservative as possible with your job – never piss off the boss and take up a hobby that overwhelms their personal needs – triatholons, politics, religion, landscaping, etc.
(brainwash yourself and tell yourself I’m doing something great in life).
This is how I make myself feel better when I compare myself to those guys. I tell myself, I’m not with beautiful younger women and I don’t live their royal lifestyles because I chose a different path – the righteous path.
Okay my wife’s gone . . . I gotta go beat off to internet porn or my neighbor’s daughter’s pictures. Be back later . . . ah shit Home Depot closes in an hour – decisions decisions.
A douche bag is a hater that doesn’t get laid and bad mouths his competition in order to gain an advantage.
A rock star gets laid and does whatever the hell he wants.
A true douche bag dates women his own age or older and pretends to be happy running triatholons, taking up a political movement while beating off whenever his controlling mate is away.
A true douche bag judges others because he hates his own life.
Michael are Bill are not douche bags… Sherif (aka peanut) is the only douche bag in that crew, he is also a latent homo. FACT!
Michael and Bill are great guys. I don’t think you should post statements like that about people you don’t know.
Sounds like some douche is pissed off that his gf got an invite to the annual Dodge Mansion Halloween party and he couldnt get in. boohoo.
jealousy is a disease…get well soon.
I hope Bill banged your gf out at the party.
I hope so too
Yes he did!!!! hahahah
Bill Dean lives a life of a ROCK STAR yet is still able to run, manage and grow a very profitable and successful company which employes many people. Don’t hate on success.
The Halloween party kicked ass. Best party of the year!
Michael drd me and I filed charges against him, he took advantage of me a week ago. I’m gonna make sure he goes to jail, I have all the proof so good luck.
Bill and Mike are the most generous men I know. Whomever wrote this doesn’t know them at all. They live the life that every man dreams of. Hating is the sincerest form of flattery.
these guys are total pedophiles, ok so they might have a little money but that doesnt give them the right to creep out girls and try to rape them!
The gold digging young chicks know what they are getting into when they hang out with these guys. Nothing in life is free, ladies. The guys get some ass and you get to tag along for the perks.
Let’s just say, from experience, a certain rich guy mentioned here is totally disconnected from reality because of his narcicism and sense of entitlement. Treating people like they are disposable and inconsequential is a douche-move regardless of how many millions he has in the bank or how many people he employs.
dont HATE cuz your not invited their epic parties!
BILL DEAN AND MICHAEL SAILOR…..PLEASE GIVE ME A CALL…