Ephram Nass Needs To Move To The Jersey Shore


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Ephram Nass Kansas city’s local “Situation”, You can find him on the prowl at Mosaic jumping in front of any photo opp trying to show off that beak of his. He is a complete weirdo, and says creepy things to girls all the time! Its questionable if he likes guys also! Get over your self dude and go live on the shore!

It doesn’t look like that protein powder is helping his legs much.- nik


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  1. October 4, 2010 at 7:20 pm

    whitepower says:

    hello this is joe arpaio has anyone seen any greasy smelly poor beaners running around? if so just feel free to shoot them it will save me some ammo! thanks america stay white and clean

    Reply to whitepower
    • October 6, 2010 at 1:31 am

      matt says:

      yo bitch we are from germany. your an ignorant hick who cant afford ammo. ill give you my address if you want to peruse this.

      Reply to matt
      • January 8, 2011 at 11:47 pm

        Anonymous says:

        Some say they never have regrets, people who r ignorant say u want something that ur heart never did, some feel loss, fear, or hatred. All I have to say is best of luck to u, all u say u love and lie to but to all of u who know which there r two others I know we know the truth is the one who stays will forever have regret.

        Reply to Anonymous
      • October 22, 2010 at 6:18 pm

        Sean says:

        you fckin suburban street kids are scary behind these computers. Shi they are probably at home still sucking on moms tit…

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      • October 10, 2010 at 6:00 am

        Morgan Russell says:

        ok? ours is up north in Houston Lake Puss. What do we look for the only houses that are made of mud and have kids drinking out of infested waters?

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      • October 11, 2010 at 11:51 pm

        to heartless bitch says:

        so just because you have money you feel superior to those that don’t, I’m sorry but you should feel ashamed of yourself, if you have a problem with a single person why not confront him instead of hiding your lame ass behind a computer. Those people living in houses made of mud as you called them that btw you are so damn ignorant and those kids drinking out of infested waters are not at fault for that nor need to be laughed at by people like you. I sure hope that you hit the ground really hard and this happens to you.

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      • October 22, 2010 at 6:20 pm

        Marcus Arnone says:

        that was hot…can u look me up on fb?

        Reply to Marcus Arnone
    • October 5, 2010 at 4:19 pm

      Ephraim naas says:

      I am white stupid ass. My name is from the bible.

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      • October 5, 2010 at 5:30 pm

        whitepower says:

        you look like a wet back to me mr beaner. listen how much do you charge for just a regular mow and leave blow? and learn how to spell stupid poor mexican i hope you get cancer

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  2. October 4, 2010 at 7:30 pm

    Anonymous says:

    So hot (:

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  3. October 4, 2010 at 7:35 pm

    AYEEE NIGGA says:

    oooooo weeeeee ASL?

    Reply to AYEEE NIGGA
  4. October 4, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    OG Denver says:

    Dayyuumm! Are those his legs or is that a chicken he’s riding?? Boy needs to do some serious leg work! And WTF is up with the big ass “clown” feet, wheres he buy his shoes, “Clowns are Us”?

    Reply to OG Denver
    • October 6, 2010 at 1:39 am

      matt says:

      clowns r us? dude get some real materiel. i bet your a fat ass who has no life and checks every city in the nation to say something. who are you pussy and why are you time hating?

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      • October 7, 2010 at 4:01 am

        heart rythems says:

        aww Matt is sticking up for his boyfriend. So cute… and btw clown it’s material.

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    • October 6, 2010 at 1:14 am

      matt says:

      your a pussy. how about you put a name on it. lets see you fat soft ass

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    • October 5, 2010 at 5:42 pm

      unsituated.. says:

      hey are those legs or strings hanging from your shorts…what a dbag

      Reply to unsituated..
    • October 5, 2010 at 5:27 pm

      Ephraim naas says:

      If your comment didnt make me laugh I would probably talk junk.

      Reply to Ephraim naas
  5. October 4, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    FormerKandy says:

    I wouldn’t mind ‘bossing-him-around’ for about an hour or so…Mmmm -

    Reply to FormerKandy
  6. October 4, 2010 at 8:39 pm

    in wichita says:

    can’t believe a member from my credit union is on this site!! can’t wait for him to call him, believe I will mention this site! Love thedirty.com!!

    Reply to in wichita
  7. October 4, 2010 at 11:36 pm

    Anonymous says:

    nothing special. bad comparison to ‘the situation’. this guy isn’t near as hot :/

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  8. October 5, 2010 at 7:06 am

    Anonymous says:

    nice chicken legs bro!

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  9. October 5, 2010 at 7:40 am

    Anonymous says:

    glad to see this guy finally made it to thedirty, he has one of the worst looking faces i have ever seen in my life.

    Reply to Anonymous
  10. October 5, 2010 at 9:26 am

    KcDirtyArmyStrong says:

    id smush doug way before id smush eiphram (notice the JS lingo) lol. Hunny, you live in KS, and just cause you got a good body doesnt mean the ladies want you.. I guess you could say your Brown Bag Material…REALITY CHECK.

    Reply to KcDirtyArmyStrong
    • October 5, 2010 at 4:32 pm

      Ephraim naas says:

      and your a hore

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      • October 6, 2010 at 8:22 am

        Anonymous says:

        spell check, and the brown bag is a great idea.

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      • October 6, 2010 at 1:02 pm

        ephraim Naas says:

        Yeah brown bag is a good idea for you if I ever would smush You “whore”

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      • October 6, 2010 at 1:00 pm

        ephraim Naas says:

        this anonymous character has some beef with me because he/she is mostly saying negative things. How about You do something about it such as meet me up so I can smack the shi out of you coward pussy. And can we all get a name instead of hiding behind anonymous.

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  11. October 5, 2010 at 10:45 am

    Chris Hunter, Chi-town Buckeye says:

    ephram nassty

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  12. October 5, 2010 at 11:25 am

    lil mac says:

    Cici boi!

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  13. October 5, 2010 at 11:40 am

    Anonymous says:

    i thought i recognized this guy…..u can find him at planet fitness creepin haha

    Reply to Anonymous
    • October 6, 2010 at 1:17 am

      matt says:

      soft bitch. you can find me there too..
      matthias naas
      i

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      • October 9, 2010 at 3:51 am

        Marcus Arnone says:

        Find you where? With Al Queda or in Palestine? The chicks on here that think you are hot are probably covered all up and afraid you guys will be-head them or chop a finger off

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      • October 10, 2010 at 5:56 am

        Marcus Arnone says:

        5451 Venetian Drive Kansas City Mo

        Houston Lake

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      • October 22, 2010 at 6:23 pm

        Marcus Arnone says:

        waiting bitch

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      • October 23, 2010 at 4:38 am

        Real Marcus says:

        Really this immature Sean! Really???

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      • October 9, 2010 at 2:05 pm

        Double B's says:

        Marcus Arnone, if that is your true name, I will find you for them. They are from Germany you dumb azz. Bunch of ignorant fools posting on here. Marcus, if that is your name, let me know where you would like to meet up, I would love to give you a Muay Thai azz whippin. Let me show you what these knees and elbows can do to chumps like you. Please take me up on my offer, please!!

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      • October 22, 2010 at 6:13 pm

        Marcus Arnone says:

        YOU CAN LOOK ME UP ON CASE.NET UNDER LITIGANT NAME TYPE IN MY NAME IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME

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      • October 9, 2010 at 3:47 am

        Anonymous says:

        find you where Mattias Naas…Palestine?

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      • October 6, 2010 at 8:23 am

        Anonymous says:

        snagle tooth

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      • October 9, 2010 at 5:33 am

        Double Bs says:

        To Mr. Anonymous, how about you be a man and post your real name instead of being a keyboard warrior. You can talk real big and tough behind a computer screen, come out from behind it ;)

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  14. October 5, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    KcDirtyArmyStrong says:

    funny thing is is that these r actually “decent” pics of him… doesnt do the truth ne justice.. if his face didnt fck everything up he would be a 4.766842 on a good day

    Reply to KcDirtyArmyStrong
    • October 5, 2010 at 7:41 pm

      Ephraim Naas says:

      Thanks for noticing me, I know I have the best looking face and I appreciate you acknowledging that.

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    • October 5, 2010 at 5:27 pm

      Ephraim naas says:

      Your comment is the most played out ever. and I guarantee that i am a hundred times better looking then you douche.

      Reply to Ephraim naas
  15. October 5, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    Whiplash Is My Hero says:

    How is it that he has a tat on his right side in the top pic that somehow travels to the left side in the second pic? That’s amazing!

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  16. October 5, 2010 at 4:31 pm

    Ephraim naas says:

    To everyone of my fans with your comments I appreciate the attention. Also if you want to base a distorted pic of my legs just go to my facebook. To everyone who tried to talk about my looks just see me in public or facebook and you will see that I am beautiful. I guarantee if I was a player or weirdo in which I am not I would have sexual relations with all of your female relatives just for you talking junk. But i am a nice guy and exact opposite of you chumps.

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  17. October 5, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    h8tr says:

    This dude fcked my ex gf.. It took a while for me to get over it, but now i’ve started working out and got myself an 8 pack and i’ve been pimp’n just like old sleezy E! I’m not mad at you bro, keep doing your thing!

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  18. October 5, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    Ephraim naas says:

    Also to everyone reading this post, A former slut who tried to hook up with me but I pointed out that I dont date sluts got pissed and put this post up.

    Reply to Ephraim naas
  19. October 6, 2010 at 12:01 am

    Anonymous says:

    anyone know if this kid went to BVNW for a while back in 02-03? pretty sure he was in my English class and could not read. hope he has worked that out…

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  20. October 6, 2010 at 12:08 am

    ddd says:

    anyone know if this kid went to BVNW for a while back in 02-03? pretty sure he was in my English class and could not read. hope he has worked that out…

    Reply to ddd
  21. October 6, 2010 at 7:35 am

    D says:

    Funny thing is, Ephraim is a good guy. It’s lame that peoople have to try and chop him down. Lame!

    Reply to D
  22. October 6, 2010 at 12:08 pm

    old junction city friend says:

    What a small world lol. What happened to the days of just hanging out at Orlandos house?

    Reply to old junction city friend
    • October 6, 2010 at 1:06 pm

      ephraim Naas says:

      I moved and went to a place with a internet pussy who hates me and post cowardly shi. In Junction we would just fight instead of post sht with anonymous as the name. Hit me up on my Face book. Ephraim Naas.

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  23. October 6, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    Nik says:

    Most of the people who actually post on here are fat and ugly. Don’t let this get you down kid!

    Reply to Nik
  24. October 6, 2010 at 8:10 pm

    Rational Being says:

    Why are there websites like these? LAME

    Reply to Rational Being
  25. October 6, 2010 at 9:45 pm

    Trout-Luft says:

    I cant hate on him. Wish I had pak like that…

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  26. October 7, 2010 at 7:09 am

    Ephraim Naas says:

    I wanted everyone to know that I am not Mexican. I am from Pakistan; that’s why I work at t-mobile. In my home country I worked the help desk for t-mobile and once I move to USA they offered me job. I miss my Camel!!

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  27. October 7, 2010 at 8:54 am

    hahahah says:

    your such a tool i feel bad for your slutty mom for giving birth to you

    Reply to hahahah
    • October 7, 2010 at 10:16 am

      ephraim Naas says:

      Do you need a hug are a tissue. Just think if I wasn’t born you wouldn’t have any one to clown on right now. Thank me for that Sucka!

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  28. October 7, 2010 at 8:56 am

    ugly says:

    your so ugly

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  29. October 7, 2010 at 9:00 am

    shrinkage says:

    you have small balls probably STEROIDS!!

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    • October 7, 2010 at 2:04 pm

      Double B's says:

      And you can’t put a 6 word sentence together correctly. I believe my 2 year old daughter can translate a sentence better than that. FYI, not every in shape dude is on steroids. Just because you have no motivation, self drive, nor good genes, don’t mean everybody is like you. Get off the computer and get some chump!

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    • October 7, 2010 at 10:13 am

      ephraim Naas says:

      Thank you very much. Big penis and small balls are very very good in pakistan.

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  30. October 7, 2010 at 9:40 am

    KcDirtyArmyStrong says:

    The truth hurts Eiphram. Yes, whoever posted this should have the balls to say it to your face like I did but either way, you need this reality check and all the females in KC need to know the truth. Lets just say I’ve had it…and I regret every minuet of it. You are not as all and mighty as you act, you look ridiculous and if you ask any girl who truly knows you “whats one word you think of when you thin Ephriam Nass?” COCKY, Self-Centered, Tool, Wannabe, D-bag… and so on are the words you would get. Eiphram, you would be alright if you did some soul searching and at least attempted to step back from your so called “spot light” and looked at the big picture. You are a grown ass man, start acting like it.

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  31. October 7, 2010 at 1:02 pm

    Double B's says:

    Ephraim is a pizimp! Hate on him all you want, but every dude goes to the gym to attempt to get swolled up like my man E. He and his brothers are good guys. I personally know them all and I can tell you this. If you have a problem with any of them, I am sure they would gladly accept an invitation to meet up in a field and handle the business. And all they have to do is call on me and I will bring my Muay Thai azz kickings along! Keep talking crazy with the anonymous posts. You all are fools, and your girls are probably stalking him on FB drilling themselves out…haha..

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  32. October 7, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    baby b says:

    this guy is gorgeous. i hope i run into him at p&l this weekend ;) anybody who hates is just jealous. there are no attractive men in kc but daaamn i would deff look twice at this one

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  33. October 9, 2010 at 8:00 pm

    Dub D says:

    The homey Beave referred me to this and bro I had to laugh. “are those legs or strings hanging from your shorts” hysterical. But real chat ya’ll don’t want to see the Junc nor the Naas brothers. Hollatme in Denver mane! Shout out to admiral and 8th

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  34. October 11, 2010 at 8:56 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Yummmmmmmy. id love to lather him in icecream and lick it off his hott ass body.

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  35. October 13, 2010 at 4:09 pm

    Leave Ephraim alone...I'm serious...leave Ephraim alone... says:

    I know him well and I understand. I understand there are some people who are jealous and some who he has offended. Some statements on here are very true. One thing you have wrong is calling him a bad guy. He is beautiful, so deal with it! Chicken legs, so what, and his nose is manly. I do find it very annoying that he pulls his shirt up everywhere he goes. He can be a douche and very full of himself. The person who started this is obviously jealous or has been shot down. He is a lot of fun and very caring. Get a life…someday your name will be smeared all over a gossip site too…karma donkey! BTW, Ephraim, there is likely a spell check button on your browser but it won’t help you with your grammar ;)

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  36. October 19, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    WantUrGurl says:

    Bro…you need to keep your shirt on at the clubs…no one cares about your 8-pack except the sluts you take home.

    To Anonymous..you can find Matt passed out in a car or cheating on his girl.

    Matt…that blond of yours has a banging ass, tight little fit body. The sexiest in KC. Bro…all my homies want to hit that shi. Your a stupid dude and I am going to fck your girl! So keep being a fat slut, pssy bitch.

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  37. October 19, 2010 at 4:15 pm

    stuntn says:

    Bro… Put ur shirt on dude, only time u should be taking it off is for the slutty bitches u take home.

    Matt.. Stop passing out in your car and sleeping around on your girl. That blond of yours…yea the one with the banging ass and tight ass bod was looking at me the other day with those killer eyes. All the homies been talking about her and wanting to hit that sht. The sexiest girl in kc. I am about to hit her up and show her what a real man is all about. She is fine as hell and your a pssy bitch who don’t deserve her man. I am going to make her mine. Watch out fat fg.

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  38. October 19, 2010 at 4:34 pm

    durttylov says:

    I know that fine ass skinny blond never understood y she would fck with pssy assm out of ur league bro and dude in the pic put ur shirt on bro

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  39. October 19, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    wiggly says:

    Is matt the dude in the pic? I want to see. If u want a good time, I will give you some pus pus while your not with your girl.

    Reply to wiggly
  40. October 19, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    hnk says:

    He got with my bf and he said she was his pyscho ex. He’s scum.

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  41. October 19, 2010 at 8:38 pm

    anon2 says:

    Naas bro’s think they made it big… They are a joke; just a bunch of poor whiny use to b fat kids, who treat people like sht. They are the biggest haters I know and this is an old time jc buddy

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  42. October 22, 2010 at 12:24 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Ephraim is the sit….. he is one of the nicest guys I know. And on top of being nice he is f-ing sexy. I love hearing all this sh*t talking…. cause ya’ll don’t have any idea what E and his crew would do to you guys if ya met him….

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  43. October 23, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    shut up says:

    Everyone on here needs to get a fcking life. Stop worrying about the way others look and focus on ur damn selves. Ya’ll all make me sick. I assure none of you are better than the person sitting right next to you, stop judging others ya’ll all sound crazy and ignorant. There is only one true judge out there..and its none of ya’ll!.

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  44. October 23, 2010 at 6:04 pm

    the truth says:

    Mean people don’t matter. They just say stuff to hurt. Its never real.

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  45. November 13, 2010 at 5:22 pm

    Hey... Smell this says:

    My finger points

    Reply to Hey... Smell this
  46. December 13, 2010 at 10:00 pm

    Benton Munyan says:

    Naas is the man. all you hating pussies don’t understand what its like to be good looking and pull poon. get over your ugly selfs and “don’t hate what you can’t imitate.”

    Reply to Benton Munyan
  47. January 10, 2011 at 11:49 pm

    sexy katie says:

    He is small down there :( disappointment!!

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  48. January 11, 2011 at 8:23 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Matt naas’s dick is even smaller :) he is the biggest asshole of the 3 loser brothers; doug being the least worst of them. Ephriam is so slow he is borderline mentally handicap. Double b’s matthias trashy girlfriend is a dumb bitch. Matt really needs to get a fckn life and stop bothering girls who don’t give a shit. Girls the brothers r losers and think its cool to fck people over coz they r so insecure. Really they r just trash and ur better off stayn away.

    Reply to Anonymous
  49. January 14, 2011 at 9:31 pm

    dumb says:

    Look if u have to have him call to prove something…pretty lame. He’s lying to u.

    Reply to dumb
  50. February 12, 2011 at 8:13 am

    Ephram is the shit! says:

    Leave Ephram alone! Yes his looks might intimidate you so you would assume he is stuck up but he is the nicest guy ever! and hes hilarious for commenting back to everyone thats what you get for talking sht. Keep doin you Ephram I know you will !

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