THE DIRTY ARMY: Facebook CEO, Mark Zuckerberg representing the Red Cups at a Facebook party. Nik, have you seen the movie yet? What do you think?
I thought the movie was a great fictionalized story of Zuck’s beginning. It didn’t really get into his creepy sexual obsession with Asians, but I definitely recommend seeing the film. I saw a lot of the same elements that I encountered on my road that is still going. I do want to point out “Net-Worth” doesn’t mean sh*t. Zuckerberg is not a billionaire, if Facebook were to shutdown tomorrow… how much money do you think he would really have in his pocket? (my guess $354k)- nik
cheapazz says:
Homeboy needs to drop more money. He’s a billionaire cheapskate.
to cheapazzEarls White Master says:
I saw his girlfriend (Soy Sauce Sally) and his rented home on TV the other night. What a pad, even Earl the idiot wouldn’t life in it. It sux.
to Earls White MasterComeback Kid says:
Please Nik The Dirty parties are a bunch of dudes standing around playing “Soggy biscuits” and crying about how theres not enough ad revenue to pay for a single female employee anymore. Jaden and Kaden are where again?
to Comeback KidCuhsandra says:
They probably are. I live in the bay area and work in Palo Alto, and most of those web types are boring daft over achievers.
to CuhsandraAnonymous says:
That nerd makes more of interest in 1 day than Nik makes in 5 years
to Anonymoushaha says:
try Nik’s whole life
to hahaFred Farkel says:
Now THAT is funny.
Looks like a typical facebook loser. :-O
Just add scissors and life is perfect.
to Fred FarkelThat's nice says:
For the love of God – please stop commenting Fred – you are such a creeper!
That’s nice.
to That's niceJeb says:
If I had the estimated $1 billion dollars this guy has i’d be throwing a strictly thong and heels party. I would invite my ten closest guy friends, and the rest of the attendees would be tall Russian dime pieces, sexy booty Brazilians(with documented negative HIV paperwork), a few male midgets dressed like elves, a pug, Barry Sanders, and a legit Sumo wrestler.
to JebNoodles123 says:
and me?…I have always had the same thought that if I won Lotto I would through a Caligula Style party…With midgets on unicycles wearing Domino masks and tons of goth strippers and flame throwers/jugglers of course!
Errrrr…Did I say too much?
to Noodles123Lol says:
Lame or not he could buy and sell you and your little website a 1,000,000 times over.
to Lolin u says:
Dont be jealous Nik that Mark Z’s site is more popular than yours and he is richer than you!
to in uvic says:
Nik your just mad this guy is like a millionaire and your just a ignorant, arrogant, little b*tch
to vicReply To: "Vic" The Simpleton says:
Wake up you overweight, ignorant, fool. NIK is your King, bow down to him.You are here seeking to find meaning to your pathetic life here on NIKS blog and NIK is giving you the answers. He couldn’t care less that you are a habitual MASTUR*ATOR?
to Reply To: "Vic" The SimpletonBow Down AnD Praise Your Betters VIC, even though that probably includes just about everyone.
Megan says:
Lmao calm down dude
to MeganEddie says:
That you Ari??
to EddieBaboo says:
Nah it must be their new “webmaster”, Nik is just a little jealous cameljocky.
to BabooReply To: "Vic" you ignorant little twerp. says:
Vic, How dare you come here to NIKS Land Of Plenty with your stupid childlike insults. You must have voted for the Communist we have in Washington? NIK has something Money Can’t Buy, a personality and a Insight Into The Trash we call women.Vic as you spank the monkey while looking at a picture of your Sunday School Teacher ” Miss Glady’s Marple” ((71 years old) you can think of this. NIK flushes more intelligence down the stool every morning than you have in your Simpletons Malformed Head.
to Reply To: "Vic" you ignorant little twerp.jealous says:
sounds like nik may be a little jealous of a kid younger and about 50 thousand times richer than him.. Dont you wish you could become a billionaire off a website instead of flying coach and smoking cheap cigars?
to jealousAmerican says:
Mark, you have graduated from college. Time to move on man. Your company is finally turning a profit, go buy some new clothes.
to Americanme2 says:
Actually he hasn’t graduated. Also MSTRKRFT played their Christmas party last week. Apparently it was awesome.
to me2Anon says:
I still can’t believe this dude is a billionaire.
to AnonWhat a dork.
Anonymous says:
Don’t hate nik, they have a following u would eat pussy for
to AnonymousYour mom says:
Don’t ate nik, they he has a following and bank account you would eat smelly pussy for
to Your mommattyd says:
i didnt know that billionaires rolled with the red cup
to mattydM.P. says:
Not only does he have a red cup THE KEG has a red cup! SGM.
to M.P.Breanne says:
Mark Zuckerberg is a young multi millionaire. Well….nik isn’t.
to BreannePuerto Rican Princess Bitch says:
Disappointingly lame. What the f*cking fuck, Mr Zucker??!! Where is the decadence, the Dom Perignon, the baccarat flutes, the cocaine, the nakedness? Where are the strung out celebrities and super models? If you don’t want to do the Le Baron schtick, at least give us the edge, the junkie chic, the punk, the anarchy, the kush induced sessions with some rastafarians, at least pepper your parties with some black people and tattooed chicanos, if only to make it interesting bro… Instead you give us a couple of average preppy doods in t-shirts, mandals, drinking from red plastic cups? What the hell is this, a middle management corporate employee appreciation get-together at the boss’ house in Duluth, GA?
to Puerto Rican Princess BitchCreole Queen says:
No. It is called Palo Alto.
to Creole Queenf*ck this guy says:
all i see is a j*w in ratty clothes.
to f*ck this guyCanadianChick says:
Nerds like lame nerd parties, that’s how they roll (I should know).
to CanadianChickNobama says:
Nik you’re a thousand-are blogger and have a hairy back.
to Nobamagreenpatch says:
facebook lame. will never join that webiste. bunch of people from high school past that want to be your friends. if i haven’t talked to you in the past 3 months….. your not my friend!
to greenpatchThat's nice says:
So true! Agreed – 100%
to That's nicevicki says:
Soulja boys girl is really a man. What a shim with big fatman thighs!
to vickiB says:
Yeah, let’s see…Zuckerberg, who is a multimillionaire, created something like facebook…and we Nik Richie, a loser, who has nothing to show for his bashing on others. Dumbass.
to Bthis guy says:
multibillionaire*
to this guyKingMarthaStewart says:
…um who parties with a keg when its light out?…what does someone have to get up early for work? he may be a billionaire but he looks soooooo painfully boring..richard branson he aint.
to KingMarthaStewartDallas Dude says:
Zuckerberg stole the idea for Facebook from “friends” at Harvard and loves the scent of noodles. He is lame.
to Dallas DudeBobcat says:
suck a dick Dallas… Suck a fat dick…Matter fact take the 1.50 left in your bank account purchase a condom wrap one on to prevent giving your ratarded self an STD.
to BobcatNYC says:
Facebook’s curent ” Valuation ” is north of 30Billion as per second market and shares post.. Zuck’s estimated networth 6.6Billion… As well, David Grasso, Nike’s cheif marketing officer, says facebook ” is the equivalent for us to what TV was for marketers back in the 1960′s. It’s an intergral part of what we do now” . 2/3rd’s of all internet users in the U.S are on FB. 120million of the 180mill internet users are on FB in the U.S. BOOM!
to NYCJason says:
Nik, you are correct in terms of “net worth” not meaning much…beacuse it’s highly subjective. However, you may want to rethink the $354K; this kid just gave $100 Million to public schools in Jersey. If Facebook went away tomorrow it would be because a company like Google, GE, or Microsoft purchased them for its estimated $23 Billion market value.
to Jasonthis guy says:
ya nik has little man syndrome and get’s jealous towards people that have more money than him. His “networth” doesn’t mean sht. If people stopped coming to this site, Nik would have nothing.
to this guySS- says:
IF that was the case- you would only be worth about a G. Look below, there is a link Facebook recommended.
I dont see Dirty Recommended.
to SS-Anonymous says:
Nik you are an idiot if you think he is only worth 354k. Even if FACEBOOK closed he would have nothing close to that estimate.
to AnonymousBigDaddyRyno says:
Ahh, Why can’t they make a movie about my website. I changed my name and everything.
to BigDaddyRynome says:
IF facebook were shut down tommorrow, he would still be a billionaire.
to meSuburban Black says:
Why do I smell a little hater aide on your breath Nik?
to Suburban BlackShyla says:
Was going to say what Jason just said. You’re way wrong Nik. Zuck just donated 100 million to New Jersey schools. You think if he had less than a billion in cash he would donate that much? I don’t think so…
to ShylaAnonymous says:
He didnt donate in cash. He donated in shares which the school district will presumably sell either on a secondary over the counter market or wait for an IPO. He didnt write a check, because he doesnt have that cash.
to Anonymoustruth says:
If facebook shutdown tomorrow, he would still have more money than you nik. LOL
to truthMath Teacher says:
Nik…Zuck will probably pay more in taxes this year than you, your wife and her dad will make in your entire lives combined
to Math TeacherAnonymous says:
he has 354k but he donated 150 million
to Anonymousthats persian math for you
Nik is the poormans version of zuch
Anonymous says:
Nik is correct. Just because he has an equity stance in facebook does not mean that he is cash flush in the slightest. Until the company has an IPO he doesnt have that kind of flow. Pre-IPO valuations on a company with that type of business model can fluctuate wildly, or in an extreme case, like Nik said, fold before any substantial liquid worth is returned to its partners.
to AnonymousNerd?!!? says:
This “Dork/Nerd” has the kind of brains and $ he does because he doesn’t go out and blow his $800 a week paycheck on 8 balls, belvidere and xanax like you popular internet junkies. Quit hating on someone who has more know-how in his little j*w dick than every hater here does combined.
to Nerd?!!?Baboo says:
Without facebook, there would be no pics on the dirty and scooby would have nothing to do all day. How else could they self post all this BS.
to BabooHMMM says:
SO IF ZUCKS IS NOT A BILLIONAIRE AND IS ONLY WORK 354K CASH, HOW MUCH WOULD YOU BE WORTH IF THE DIRTY SHUT DOWN?? 2 CENTS AND A LOLLIPOP?
to HMMMBobo says:
His wife could make money giving head since she has been volunteering it for the last 15 years!
to BoboReality Bytes says:
From Fortune: Facebook Revenue 2008 300 million, 2009 500 million – 300 Million in Self Service Ads (rt side of screen), 100 million in (interactive) engagement ads, 50 million from Microsoft contract ads, 30-50 million in gifts and virtual goods.
to Reality Bytes500 million users = $1.00 revenue /user. Do the Dirty math.
No contest, enjoy Taco Bell fellas!
Daddy says:
Net Worth does not mean you have money, you are right. But lets say he sales FB, how much is he worth then?
to DaddyAJ13 says:
No, his net worth means nothing now because all of his valuation is tied up in the company. However, if say Amazon or Google decided to buy him out, you best believe it would be in the 11 figure range. Real talk. Could you get 11 figures for your website Nik? Uh, no.
to AJ13Bobcat says:
Pretty stupid fcking comment Nik considering the kid just donated 100million of his own money to Newark. I think he just might have a little bit more than 300k in the bank. Idiot.
to BobcatAnonymous says:
He would have much more than you PUTZ. How much are you worth you floozy? Dont get me wrong I like your website. hot chicks and an occasional funny comment from you. However you pray on people’s stupidity. Otherwise you would not exist. And you are a 2.2435909 homo
to AnonymousBurr says:
Seeing as he just donated 100 million to enhance Newark’s public school system, id say a little bit more than 354K.
to BurrAnonymous says:
hooman kardashian is just a camel jockey making 4500 dollars a month
to Anonymous