Mark Zuckerberg-King of Facebook Down With Red Cups


Mark Zuckerberg-King of Facebook Down With Red Cups

THE DIRTY ARMY: Facebook CEO, Mark Zuckerberg representing the Red Cups at a Facebook party. Nik, have you seen the movie yet? What do you think?

I thought the movie was a great fictionalized story of Zuck’s beginning. It didn’t really get into his creepy sexual obsession with Asians, but I definitely recommend seeing the film. I saw a lot of the same elements that I encountered on my road that is still going. I do want to point out “Net-Worth” doesn’t mean sh*t. Zuckerberg is not a billionaire, if Facebook were to shutdown tomorrow… how much money do you think he would really have in his pocket? (my guess $354k)- nik


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  1. December 12, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    cheapazz says:

    Homeboy needs to drop more money. He’s a billionaire cheapskate.

    Reply to cheapazz
    • October 4, 2010 at 3:51 pm

      Earls White Master says:

      I saw his girlfriend (Soy Sauce Sally) and his rented home on TV the other night. What a pad, even Earl the idiot wouldn’t life in it. It sux.

      Reply to Earls White Master
    • December 13, 2009 at 10:45 am

      Comeback Kid says:

      Please Nik The Dirty parties are a bunch of dudes standing around playing “Soggy biscuits” and crying about how theres not enough ad revenue to pay for a single female employee anymore. Jaden and Kaden are where again?

      Reply to Comeback Kid
  2. December 12, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    Cuhsandra says:

    They probably are. I live in the bay area and work in Palo Alto, and most of those web types are boring daft over achievers.

    Reply to Cuhsandra
  3. December 12, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    Anonymous says:

    That nerd makes more of interest in 1 day than Nik makes in 5 years

    Reply to Anonymous
  4. December 12, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    Fred Farkel says:

    Now THAT is funny.

    Looks like a typical facebook loser. :-O

    Just add scissors and life is perfect.

    Reply to Fred Farkel
    • October 4, 2010 at 11:31 am

      That's nice says:

      For the love of God – please stop commenting Fred – you are such a creeper!

      That’s nice.

      Reply to That's nice
  5. December 12, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    Jeb says:

    If I had the estimated $1 billion dollars this guy has i’d be throwing a strictly thong and heels party. I would invite my ten closest guy friends, and the rest of the attendees would be tall Russian dime pieces, sexy booty Brazilians(with documented negative HIV paperwork), a few male midgets dressed like elves, a pug, Barry Sanders, and a legit Sumo wrestler.

    Reply to Jeb
    • December 14, 2009 at 12:57 pm

      Noodles123 says:

      and me?…I have always had the same thought that if I won Lotto I would through a Caligula Style party…With midgets on unicycles wearing Domino masks and tons of goth strippers and flame throwers/jugglers of course!

      Errrrr…Did I say too much?

      Reply to Noodles123
  6. December 12, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    Lol says:

    Lame or not he could buy and sell you and your little website a 1,000,000 times over.

    Reply to Lol
  7. December 12, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    in u says:

    Dont be jealous Nik that Mark Z’s site is more popular than yours and he is richer than you!

    Reply to in u
  8. December 12, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    vic says:

    Nik your just mad this guy is like a millionaire and your just a ignorant, arrogant, little b*tch

    Reply to vic
    • December 13, 2009 at 7:56 am

      Reply To: "Vic" The Simpleton says:

      Wake up you overweight, ignorant, fool. NIK is your King, bow down to him.You are here seeking to find meaning to your pathetic life here on NIKS blog and NIK is giving you the answers. He couldn’t care less that you are a habitual MASTUR*ATOR?
      Bow Down AnD Praise Your Betters VIC, even though that probably includes just about everyone.

      Reply to Reply To: "Vic" The Simpleton
    • December 13, 2009 at 7:49 am

      Reply To: "Vic" you ignorant little twerp. says:

      Vic, How dare you come here to NIKS Land Of Plenty with your stupid childlike insults. You must have voted for the Communist we have in Washington? NIK has something Money Can’t Buy, a personality and a Insight Into The Trash we call women.Vic as you spank the monkey while looking at a picture of your Sunday School Teacher ” Miss Glady’s Marple” ((71 years old) you can think of this. NIK flushes more intelligence down the stool every morning than you have in your Simpletons Malformed Head.

      Reply to Reply To: "Vic" you ignorant little twerp.
  9. December 12, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    jealous says:

    sounds like nik may be a little jealous of a kid younger and about 50 thousand times richer than him.. Dont you wish you could become a billionaire off a website instead of flying coach and smoking cheap cigars?

    Reply to jealous
  10. December 12, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    American says:

    Mark, you have graduated from college. Time to move on man. Your company is finally turning a profit, go buy some new clothes.

    Reply to American
    • December 13, 2009 at 5:34 pm

      me2 says:

      Actually he hasn’t graduated. Also MSTRKRFT played their Christmas party last week. Apparently it was awesome.

      Reply to me2
  11. December 12, 2009 at 9:56 pm

    Anon says:

    I still can’t believe this dude is a billionaire.
    What a dork.

    Reply to Anon
  12. December 12, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Don’t hate nik, they have a following u would eat pussy for

    Reply to Anonymous
  13. December 12, 2009 at 10:48 pm

    Your mom says:

    Don’t ate nik, they he has a following and bank account you would eat smelly pussy for

    Reply to Your mom
  14. December 12, 2009 at 11:47 pm

    mattyd says:

    i didnt know that billionaires rolled with the red cup

    Reply to mattyd
  15. December 13, 2009 at 1:39 am

    M.P. says:

    Not only does he have a red cup THE KEG has a red cup! SGM.

    Reply to M.P.
  16. December 13, 2009 at 6:01 am

    Breanne says:

    Mark Zuckerberg is a young multi millionaire. Well….nik isn’t.

    Reply to Breanne
  17. December 13, 2009 at 6:43 am

    Puerto Rican Princess Bitch says:

    Disappointingly lame. What the f*cking fuck, Mr Zucker??!! Where is the decadence, the Dom Perignon, the baccarat flutes, the cocaine, the nakedness? Where are the strung out celebrities and super models? If you don’t want to do the Le Baron schtick, at least give us the edge, the junkie chic, the punk, the anarchy, the kush induced sessions with some rastafarians, at least pepper your parties with some black people and tattooed chicanos, if only to make it interesting bro… Instead you give us a couple of average preppy doods in t-shirts, mandals, drinking from red plastic cups? What the hell is this, a middle management corporate employee appreciation get-together at the boss’ house in Duluth, GA?

    Reply to Puerto Rican Princess Bitch
  18. December 13, 2009 at 8:27 am

    f*ck this guy says:

    all i see is a j*w in ratty clothes.

    Reply to f*ck this guy
  19. December 13, 2009 at 10:15 am

    CanadianChick says:

    Nerds like lame nerd parties, that’s how they roll (I should know).

    Reply to CanadianChick
  20. December 13, 2009 at 12:04 pm

    Nobama says:

    Nik you’re a thousand-are blogger and have a hairy back.

    Reply to Nobama
  21. December 13, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    greenpatch says:

    facebook lame. will never join that webiste. bunch of people from high school past that want to be your friends. if i haven’t talked to you in the past 3 months….. your not my friend!

    Reply to greenpatch
  22. December 13, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    vicki says:

    Soulja boys girl is really a man. What a shim with big fatman thighs!

    Reply to vicki
  23. December 13, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    B says:

    Yeah, let’s see…Zuckerberg, who is a multimillionaire, created something like facebook…and we Nik Richie, a loser, who has nothing to show for his bashing on others. Dumbass.

    Reply to B
  24. December 13, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    KingMarthaStewart says:

    …um who parties with a keg when its light out?…what does someone have to get up early for work? he may be a billionaire but he looks soooooo painfully boring..richard branson he aint.

    Reply to KingMarthaStewart
  25. December 13, 2009 at 9:38 pm

    Dallas Dude says:

    Zuckerberg stole the idea for Facebook from “friends” at Harvard and loves the scent of noodles. He is lame.

    Reply to Dallas Dude
    • October 5, 2010 at 4:10 pm

      Bobcat says:

      suck a dick Dallas… Suck a fat dick…Matter fact take the 1.50 left in your bank account purchase a condom wrap one on to prevent giving your ratarded self an STD.

      Reply to Bobcat
  26. October 4, 2010 at 9:01 am

    NYC says:

    Facebook’s curent ” Valuation ” is north of 30Billion as per second market and shares post.. Zuck’s estimated networth 6.6Billion… As well, David Grasso, Nike’s cheif marketing officer, says facebook ” is the equivalent for us to what TV was for marketers back in the 1960′s. It’s an intergral part of what we do now” . 2/3rd’s of all internet users in the U.S are on FB. 120million of the 180mill internet users are on FB in the U.S. BOOM!

    Reply to NYC
  27. October 4, 2010 at 9:27 am

    Jason says:

    Nik, you are correct in terms of “net worth” not meaning much…beacuse it’s highly subjective. However, you may want to rethink the $354K; this kid just gave $100 Million to public schools in Jersey. If Facebook went away tomorrow it would be because a company like Google, GE, or Microsoft purchased them for its estimated $23 Billion market value.

    Reply to Jason
    • October 4, 2010 at 4:13 pm

      this guy says:

      ya nik has little man syndrome and get’s jealous towards people that have more money than him. His “networth” doesn’t mean sht. If people stopped coming to this site, Nik would have nothing.

      Reply to this guy
  28. October 4, 2010 at 9:43 am

    SS- says:

    IF that was the case- you would only be worth about a G. Look below, there is a link Facebook recommended.

    I dont see Dirty Recommended.

    Reply to SS-
  29. October 4, 2010 at 10:21 am

    Anonymous says:

    Nik you are an idiot if you think he is only worth 354k. Even if FACEBOOK closed he would have nothing close to that estimate.

    Reply to Anonymous
  30. October 4, 2010 at 10:25 am

    BigDaddyRyno says:

    Ahh, Why can’t they make a movie about my website. I changed my name and everything. :P

    Reply to BigDaddyRyno
  31. October 4, 2010 at 10:41 am

    me says:

    IF facebook were shut down tommorrow, he would still be a billionaire.

    Reply to me
  32. October 4, 2010 at 10:54 am

    Suburban Black says:

    Why do I smell a little hater aide on your breath Nik?

    Reply to Suburban Black
  33. October 4, 2010 at 10:59 am

    Shyla says:

    Was going to say what Jason just said. You’re way wrong Nik. Zuck just donated 100 million to New Jersey schools. You think if he had less than a billion in cash he would donate that much? I don’t think so…

    Reply to Shyla
    • October 4, 2010 at 2:27 pm

      Anonymous says:

      He didnt donate in cash. He donated in shares which the school district will presumably sell either on a secondary over the counter market or wait for an IPO. He didnt write a check, because he doesnt have that cash.

      Reply to Anonymous
  34. October 4, 2010 at 11:11 am

    truth says:

    If facebook shutdown tomorrow, he would still have more money than you nik. LOL

    Reply to truth
  35. October 4, 2010 at 12:16 pm

    Math Teacher says:

    Nik…Zuck will probably pay more in taxes this year than you, your wife and her dad will make in your entire lives combined

    Reply to Math Teacher
  36. October 4, 2010 at 2:14 pm

    Anonymous says:

    he has 354k but he donated 150 million
    thats persian math for you
    Nik is the poormans version of zuch

    Reply to Anonymous
  37. October 4, 2010 at 2:26 pm

    Anonymous says:

    Nik is correct. Just because he has an equity stance in facebook does not mean that he is cash flush in the slightest. Until the company has an IPO he doesnt have that kind of flow. Pre-IPO valuations on a company with that type of business model can fluctuate wildly, or in an extreme case, like Nik said, fold before any substantial liquid worth is returned to its partners.

    Reply to Anonymous
  38. October 4, 2010 at 2:49 pm

    Nerd?!!? says:

    This “Dork/Nerd” has the kind of brains and $ he does because he doesn’t go out and blow his $800 a week paycheck on 8 balls, belvidere and xanax like you popular internet junkies. Quit hating on someone who has more know-how in his little j*w dick than every hater here does combined.

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  39. October 4, 2010 at 3:52 pm

    Baboo says:

    Without facebook, there would be no pics on the dirty and scooby would have nothing to do all day. How else could they self post all this BS.

    Reply to Baboo
  40. October 4, 2010 at 4:27 pm

    HMMM says:

    SO IF ZUCKS IS NOT A BILLIONAIRE AND IS ONLY WORK 354K CASH, HOW MUCH WOULD YOU BE WORTH IF THE DIRTY SHUT DOWN?? 2 CENTS AND A LOLLIPOP?

    Reply to HMMM
    • October 4, 2010 at 8:45 pm

      Bobo says:

      His wife could make money giving head since she has been volunteering it for the last 15 years!

      Reply to Bobo
    • October 4, 2010 at 5:11 pm

      Reality Bytes says:

      From Fortune: Facebook Revenue 2008 300 million, 2009 500 million – 300 Million in Self Service Ads (rt side of screen), 100 million in (interactive) engagement ads, 50 million from Microsoft contract ads, 30-50 million in gifts and virtual goods.
      500 million users = $1.00 revenue /user. Do the Dirty math.
      No contest, enjoy Taco Bell fellas!

      Reply to Reality Bytes
  41. October 4, 2010 at 5:48 pm

    Daddy says:

    Net Worth does not mean you have money, you are right. But lets say he sales FB, how much is he worth then?

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  42. October 4, 2010 at 6:46 pm

    AJ13 says:

    No, his net worth means nothing now because all of his valuation is tied up in the company. However, if say Amazon or Google decided to buy him out, you best believe it would be in the 11 figure range. Real talk. Could you get 11 figures for your website Nik? Uh, no.

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  43. October 4, 2010 at 9:18 pm

    Bobcat says:

    Pretty stupid fcking comment Nik considering the kid just donated 100million of his own money to Newark. I think he just might have a little bit more than 300k in the bank. Idiot.

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  44. October 5, 2010 at 9:43 am

    Anonymous says:

    He would have much more than you PUTZ. How much are you worth you floozy? Dont get me wrong I like your website. hot chicks and an occasional funny comment from you. However you pray on people’s stupidity. Otherwise you would not exist. And you are a 2.2435909 homo

    Reply to Anonymous
  45. October 21, 2010 at 6:37 am

    Burr says:

    Seeing as he just donated 100 million to enhance Newark’s public school system, id say a little bit more than 354K.

    Reply to Burr
  46. November 23, 2010 at 9:41 pm

    Anonymous says:

    hooman kardashian is just a camel jockey making 4500 dollars a month

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