THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello Nik I MUST introduce you to Samantha Perez. She is gorgeous with or without make up. Amazing body. She looks fabulous anytime anywhere even hungover. I went to high school with her and she is an all around amazing girl. She doesn’t need any surgeries whatsoever. Sure she gets her way by flirting with old men and whatnot but she seems like a 10 to me. So Nik what do you think? Perfection right?
Samantha Perez is average looking, she is a chick you can bring home to mom or procreate with. She wouldn’t turn my head in public.- nik
natalia says:
wow nik, that has to be the nicest thing you’ve ever said
to nataliab says:
right? that was a lot less brutal than i thought it was going to be. haha.
to bLovell says:
I was just about the same thing.
to LovellLovell says:
*to say the same thing
to LovellAnonymous says:
HAHAHA I had to comment too, i was llike “what! that was actually…nice!”
to AnonymousSELF POST EXPERT says:
you mean you went to high school as her..nice self post
to SELF POST EXPERTAnonymous says:
Her eyes are too close together. Her body is pale and too soft. Her boobs look horrible in a bikini. She has skin folds under her eyes. Thighs look too big and not toned. Her bikini sucks. I’d say she was a little below average and VERY boring looking. I’d never notice her.
to AnonymousJoe says:
self post, hahah
to JoeShyla says:
Wow what is up with her jawline in that second picture?! It’s like she has a full jaw, then where it’s supposed to end, another full-sized jaw starts. It almost doesn’t even look real.
to ShylaWC says:
Self posts don’t get you anywhere. And you’re not that attractive, ESPECIALLY for Hollywood. Get over it.
to WCBroken neck says:
Whats wrong with her damn neck …
to Broken neckFrijoles says:
Mexican chicks are like a bean and cheese burrito. You hit it when nothing else is around, and you’re satisfied for 1/2 an hour.
Then, you get hungry again.
to FrijolesGirl please says:
Lol! Self post! Looks like you need to hit the gym softy. Wide man jaw too.
to Girl pleaseEddie says:
No Samantha Perez is REAL looking… And you hate any natural beauty right Nik? After all, look at your wife.
to EddieTwin Bolts says:
’bout time we got a sweet girl on Here. I think she’s date-worthy.
to Twin Bolts