THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this bicycle thinks she runs Portland. Not only is she facing five felony counts for Identity Theft, and one Misdemeanor Theft, she has now become the biggest sloot in town. She has a great track record. The first guy she was with for four years and got engaged to then left him with nothing. Then she is with the next guy for four and a half years and gets engaged to then leaves him pretty broke. She was an escort around the time she was dating the first guy she was engaged to. She’s back at it again, now specializing in threesomes, gang-bangs & orgies. She sleeps with every guy in town, especially club owners, bartenders and bouncers. Just visit Couture, Dirty, Candy, or Barrel Room on any Thursday through Saturday & you’ll find her dry humping on a different guy every night! Classy! This summer, she was out on every guys boats every weekday since she has no job, and weekend! She really seems to get around! She’s like a pelican. She floats around looking for anything to land on.
Looks like Portland might have a new Dirty Celeb. I want to know more and I want more images.- nik
Anonymous says:
knock, knock, knock:
Um, I’m here for the gangbang?
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
How old is she…about 45? This skank looks lower than trailer trash!
to AnonymousMel says:
That photo on the left looks to be a Mug Shot?
to MelWas she ever arrested for molesting a dog?
Or worse yet a nignog?
Thief! says:
Ya that is a mug shot… this sl*t has gotten arrest for multiple counts of idenity theft… people better watch their wallets when they are around her!
to Thief!Southside Todd says:
Her mug shot makes here look like a killer klown from outer-space…
to Southside ToddDon't slay the whales says:
She is the hottest thing in porkland- and that is what’s so undeniably pathetic
to Don't slay the whalesEarl Dukes Owner: says:
Well said my man, well said.
to Earl Dukes Owner:Lovell says:
Hahaha! “Porkland.”
Nik, these submissions are great. This is the first time in awhile where I HAD to comment on most of the new updates.
to LovellDirty says:
Gotta love the creeper in the background of pic #1.
to DirtyShe-male Lover says:
The bald douche with her is a real winner. He ought to be on here under Dirty Preditor! Gaetan Tamo is the “Pay” in the “pay to play” of this equation. Obviously she is a gold digger! His wallet has been funding her trips all over the map lately so he can have some “eye candy” half his age! Got to give him props though, he found a super freak to play with his saggy old b*lls!
to She-male LoverAnonymous says:
Suck in the stomach a little more! We can’t quite see all of your ribs!
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
no joke. That is awful. Im surprised she didn’t pass out from holding her breath
to Anonymousduhh says:
To the poster: If you hang out at those clubs sooner or later you’ll get arrested for DUI or fighting or something, if you haven’t already. And I hope she publishes YOUR mugshot for all to see.
to duhhMachte Haus says:
Duhh, she wasn’t arrested for DUI or fighting or something. Apperently she was arrested for Identity Theft & Theft. But I agree, people who hang-out in that scene probably will get arrested for something at some point.
to Machte HausDA Girl says:
Lets name her Pelican…
to DA GirlMoney says:
With no job (therefore no income)…where does she live? Off of friends?
to MoneyMachte Haus says:
She’s 29 & lives with her mom, sister, sister’s three kids & I think she has a brother. Most nights though she just stays at whatever guy’s house that scores her for the night! She used to stay some nights with one of her girlfriends downtown but she’s such a mooch, who knows if that’s still the case.
to Machte HausM&R says:
Does she have her finger in his belly button……?
to M&RWeird…
Anonymous says:
I bet he paid extra for “belly button” play
to AnonymousPurple Hooded Greg says:
Hah! I’ve heard of that guy Geaten before. Doesn’t he live down in Northern Cali? What’s he doing takin all our sloots? We need em here for our entertainment!
to Purple Hooded GregGaetan Tamo lives in Santa Rosa says:
I’d worry if I were one of his plays that he’d leave me with somethin more than a memory. Amazin his pecker hasn’t fallen off yet.
to Gaetan Tamo lives in Santa RosaAnonymous says:
29 going on 50. gota luv a baghoe
to AnonymousGood laugh! says:
This grandma is PATHETIC!!! One of my friends who is a promoter banged this relic and said it was like a dried up hallway. Then the NEXT night, he saw her grinding on another promoter at AURA! It looked like a mother/son hook up. So wrong in so many ways!
to Good laugh!code man says:
She also almost burnt down my niece and sisters place to live. Whore
to code man